Mrs Hinch #486 Thumb and Thumber

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #486 Thumb and Thumber

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We were hoping for a quiet day, and it was looking so promising until Soph decided that she had to do some last-minute prep for the imminent arrival of ‘the boys’.
Of course, getting a stable ready for your alpacas (oh sorry, was it a secret?) is far more important than sorting your children’s bedrooms, or a play area, or getting stair gates up on your Disney landing, right?

This evening she popped in to see her ‘tend friend, just to show us nusty trolls that they are still talking. Should have saved yourself the petrol Soph, we still think it’s all fake.
Maldon may have its own microclimate, but Pickle Cottage seems to have its very own time zone

Question of the day - Which celebrity has a new best friend for 2022?
(Clue - it’s not Sophie!)



Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the bots shoppers

 

[Andioooop]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:

 

[Pollyanna263]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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I’m living for these

 

[moominflower]

Just because it got left on end of last thread

CoolMom said:
Someone who has had their management tell them another influencer is coming over for a photoshoot

TATTTLE has been jibing at these two for this past week something awful!
Lack of friendship and trolling etc etc
And now Princess Hinch Doolittle left the world her boootiful Snapchat selfie taking the pisss out of Stacey the other night and it’s out in the world!!
But defo damage limitation to prove they besties to the masses in case the media pick up on what we’ve been seeinggggg and sayingggg!
This photo shoot and tend friend tit certainly wasn’t today! Well done Gleam team!
however this silly bint needs a baby sitting before her house of cards come crashing down! It will happen sooooon!

 

[springheeledyeti]

It’s like a take a break magazine shoot of a gay couple who finally got their longed for baby

 

[AllieBee]

Great recap Pols. Bless you, you thought you got away with it tonight!

Also, if she has 4.2 mil followers on Insta, why does her sisters love mrs hinch Facebook page only have 200,000 odd? And the Mrs hinch home FB page only has 44,000 followers. Is that because it's hard to buy bot followers for.FB? And that's more like the number of genuine followers she has who actually interact with her on Insta?

 

[littlemissgiggles]

Takes two minutes away from bragging to let everyone know her and Stace are still shagging

 

[Pollyanna263]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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Royoioi

 

[sk8ergirl]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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What dya mean they shut & I have to clean it?
JAYYYMEEEE PUT YA FLIP FLOPS ON&GET EYYYYAAA

 

[RedRosed]

Soph and Stacey together when a camera isn’t shoved in their faces.

“Stace, My FarM is bigger than your cottage hope this helpsh x”

 

[hunstergram]

I know this ain’t ss thread but today when she was playing hoovers with Rex she didn’t even have any nails on her thumb doesn’t even have a nail on it so which is a the pre record

 

[kate322]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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love it. The long feet are my favourite bit

 

[AllieBee]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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The footz!

 

[Thatlilone]

Think ive decided to quit having a life i was only on an hour ago

 

[AllieBee]

Takes two minutes away from bragging to let everyone know her and Stace are still shagging

Great thread title right here!

 

[RedRosed]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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Did you add that bleeping quilt as well?

 

[flyonthewall_22]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the tit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:
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Blessed be the futz

 

[Pollyanna263]

I know this ain’t ss thread but today when she was playing hoovers with Rex she didn’t even have any nails on her thumb doesn’t even have a nail on it so which is a the pre record

I hate to say it but I think that’s Joe’s hand

 

[easeypeasey]

Hinch covering her midriff with staceys head reminded me of this scene from Kevin and perry go large

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

That photo of them together was supposedly taken at night? Why does it look brighter in the room than other photos SS has during the day?