Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm

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Cantdecide

fannysjohnny said:
I preferred the old name.Much classier.
Never rename a house,horse or boat.
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I don’t think it will be renamed, same as SS.
Can you imagine the amount of random post they get from having 4 million followers. I think that giving something a false name means all the random gifts, post, begging letters, will go to ‘Hinch farm’ and suspect that’ll then go to forwarded address and someone else will sort through. And any official house post will go to whatever name or number their house is.
i dont know SS address but if I put ’To SS, pickle cottage essex on an envelope i think It would automatically go to a management company, I imagine SS would only see a few selected items
if that makes sense
 
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Status:PiningTheBog

I’ve said it before, I’ve had horses most my life, and I’ve worked with them at proper, super professional yards. And boy is she in for a shock, don’t really see the point in keeping alpacas for pets but each to their own. However, rain or shine/poorly or on top of the world/Xmas day, you need to get up, muck out and look after them. I’ve been wearing a head light since before she was filmed off her tits in Ibiza. She’ll have employed help before the end of the first week. And her “little set from eBay” is a poo picker Soph, I’ve been picking up shit in fields whilst you were only a glint (tear) in big als eye. You melt. Also, get some proper footwear, those beige rubber boots won’t last you 5 minutes and your feet will be fucking freezing. God if she wasn’t so fucking stupid and self involved you’d be embarrassed for her naive attitude.
 
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Dexty2021

Thinking outside the box

But they wouldn’t be “boys”. You need girl chickens for eggs
 
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itsahardknockhunchlife

Maybe a influx of concerned welfare calls to alpaca rescue may help these 3 fluffy guys from a life of hell on hellfarm shes one selfish bitch, if exploiting her kids enough she now uses innocent animals
Blessed be the footz
 
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Curiositykilledthe

Next on Hinch todo list - a small petting farm ‘Hinch and inch tend petting farm’

Can just see it can’t you, little shitty tend farm shop selling alpaca key rings, alpaca rulers, alpaca fan tops
 
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Irry345

A comment from the daily mail article. Looks like the mask is slipping.. (literally) & people are realising her true colours
 
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Carrothead

Curiositykilledthe said:
Next on Hinch todo list - a small petting farm ‘Hinch and inch tend petting farm’

Can just see it can’t you, little shitty tend farm shop selling alpaca key rings, alpaca rulers, alpaca fan tops
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Alpacas little book of lists

itsahardknockhunchlife said:
Hopefully the reins are for reining in her f***King ego or better still choke herself with the things ( wishful thinking) oh guyzzz I got these stuck round my neck what should I do
Pull em tight ! Ya twat
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You OK??
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

It would be funny if the alpacas went for her but would hate to think of Rennie and Lenny Henry being around aggressive pets. For their sake I hope she has help with them and someone who has the patience to look after them properly.
 
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fannysjohnny

She's still nailed it on.Bad Karma. Whoever believed Someone found a property named after their youngest
You should never even give a horse or a boat a nic-name.
 
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Ellejay81

How unfit does she sound breathing out her arse in those stories after cleaning up a little bit. How knacked will she be once she gets the animals?
 
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