Mrs Hinch #466 Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz, But the very next day, you edited it away

[nursemum12]

Who in their right mind would wear a top like that with flowing sleeves to wash pans in a sink. If I was wearing that it would be sopping wet. But hey ho the queen of greyskull towers has to wear a fitting robe

It’s okay if you are only tend cleaning as soon as camera was off she probably stopped haha x

 

[PoppseeT]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

I couldn't even get though your post without sobbing, I can't even imagine how hard that must of been. Your an amazing person

 

[Bunnykins]

No Gretel rant in the dog bed, no chav tree for us to laugh at. What’s she doooing?
I mean even if she’s going away you’d put the tree up for the kids wouldn’t you ffs.

 

[PootleFlump]

I’m still howling at the latest song.
I’ve got no bleeping chance if I go to a carol concert this year.
I’ll need carrying out if they even start on shepherds watching flocks
Fucks sake, you lot are bloody epic

 

[ilovepizza21]

Honestly you guys are so creative. I'm useless these threads make me die

 

[Bunnykins]

Didn’t Soph say she wanted to record a song on one of her beg boards..sorry her mind maps?
I think we have some material for her!

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

This had me absolutely rolling up, brilliant

 

[Danielle0120]

No Gretel rant in the dog bed, no chav tree for us to laugh at. What’s she doooing?
I mean even if she’s going away you’d put the tree up for the kids wouldn’t you ffs.

I wonder when she's going away... I reckon next week, so I don't think she'll put any up! I think she'll just make excuses

 

[get the gossip]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

I honestly can’t even bear to think of any harm coming to my little boy. But if, god forbid, the worst did happen then I would hope he had someone like you to look after him and show him one last bit of care, respect and dignity You sound like you do a truly amazing job xxx

edited for typo

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

So her cuddling the mutt was just an ad?

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

Lazy cow, put up a tree for your kids

 

[Bunnykins]

I wonder when she's going away... I reckon next week, so I don't think she'll put any up! I think she'll just make excuses

It’s looking that way.
Soph if you read this..

 

[Bogwoppit]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

Thank you for everything you do, you are a wonderful person

 

[Missinthebackground]

I live in Belfast but I’m only mum to a cat who isn’t overweight like henners. ATV xx

I'm near Newcastle and a mum but also preggers with gestational diabetes so I'd be tit craic for a night out at the min kinda like sober sopha

 

[Justi]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

I am in awe of you. You are an incredible human being. Thank you for all you do.

 

[PoppseeT]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

Pahaha! duck off, I'm done Amazing!

 

[CoolMom]

No Gretel rant in the dog bed, no chav tree for us to laugh at. What’s she doooing?
I mean even if she’s going away you’d put the tree up for the kids wouldn’t you ffs.

I'm away for Xmas and we have a tree / decorations up.

I'm not even that in to Xmas but I have kids so ya know.. you get on with it!

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

For the Christmas album:

Dodging' around the Christmas tree
Can’t have the sheep know that it’s up
Balsam hills? I’ve got three
They keep engagement up

Posting about the Christmas tree
This Christmas will be greige
And if that doesn’t get me hits
I’ll say that Ronnie won’t behave

You will get a sentimental feeling when you see
My cleaning trolly Her name was polly
Mortgage woes outed by dolly

Posting an ad for P&G
I’ll only tag you if you pay
I’m a saleswoman primarily
So the sheep buy what I say

 

[WhineyWonka]

Can fully confirm that this afternoon till about 6pm was awful. Howling winds, and freezing rain. Went out in it for a while topping all the bedding up for my tend little flock of animals I have so I knew they would be cosy tonight. Also put bricks on roofs to make sure they didn’t get lifted I’d love to see Sopha on her tend farm doing this .. live about 25 miles from London as the crow flies..

 

[Missinthebackground]

Guess the tune….

When Jamie got stuck in the attic,
Hinch began to shout
Oh Tracey please, it’s such a squeeze, just shove the prick right out!

His vest is black, his flip flops are cack, all the vest to you too.

Wheeeeeen Jamie got stuck in the attic
duck YOU, duck YOU, duck YOUUUUU

I actually snorted out loud there and had to tell my husband what I was laughing at please can these all be compiled onto the wiki @Pollyanna263