Mrs Hinch #466 Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz, But the very next day, you edited it away

[Pollyanna263]

I love my job, REALLY love my job and I'm really professional and I do my job well, I'm respectful and you know.. I do what needs to be done, I don't get too caught up in the feelings where it'll affect my job and the role I do, I do 100 things at once and you can't have mistakes, in my type of job you have to be strong and I'm usually really on the ball and I wait til I'm home to let my emotions out - but today, I couldn't get through the day properly. It's been a really tit day.
Tomorrow is a new day though!!!

The fact you care is what makes you so perfect for that job

 

[PootleFlump]

I love my job, REALLY love my job and I'm really professional and I do my job well, I'm respectful and you know.. I do what needs to be done, I don't get too caught up in the feelings where it'll affect my job and the role I do, I do 100 things at once and you can't have mistakes, in my type of job you have to be strong and I'm usually really on the ball and I wait til I'm home to let my emotions out - but today, I couldn't get through the day properly. It's been a really tit day.
Tomorrow is a new day though!!!

I have such respect for you and what you do in your job.
I hope you rest tonight knowing that you are a wonderful human and that you have done something incredibly special for people who are going through such difficult times.
sending a big tattle shaped hug for you and all that you work with, you’re a very very good person xxx

 

[CoolMom]

Storm Barra in Wales has London got it?

Yep! It blew my workplace out door sign down this afternoon, bloody scary stuff!

 

[Pollyanna263]

I’m gonna need tena lady pants if you keep this up.

I’m stuck at home with no one but my kids for 10 days, settle in and get comfy

The tamagotchi lmaooooo

I must agree that line was a moment of inspiration

 

[Bunnykins]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

Oh Danielle I hope you know what a special person you are. Love ya bubs xxx

 

[Pollyanna263]

Oh Danielle I hope you know what a special person you are. Love ya bubs xxx

Woo ooo ooo

 

[AllieBee]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

 

[Lez2990]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

this has made me cry my little one as soon as she’s home from nursery she puts on her Elsa dress… u are a wonderful person Danielle x

 

[Danielle0120]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

LMAOOOOO duck OFF

 

[Bunnykins]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

Oh. My. God
My husband has just asked me what the duck is up with me because I’m crying laughing.

 

[ribena_32]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

This is heartbreaking to read you're amazing for doing what you do, it's a comfort knowing there are people like you that are so compassionate. I hope you're okay

 

[horseybox1982]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

Reading that made me cry. My niece loved the frozen songs when she was younger. If I hear them now I still well up.

You are an amazing human being @Danielle0120 xxx

 

[ilovepizza21]

Thankyou It was a difficult day today.
The little girl I mentioned earlier, her family wanted her dressed in her favourite pjs that happen to be some of my youngests favourite too and they're the same age so my heads been battered. I always say goodnight to everyone as I leave work, always have, but I don't know, tonight was harder than usual, kids always get to me more but I just sat with her for 5 min and sang her Some things never change - Frozen (that really sounds like I'm really intruding on someone elses daughter, but the parents did ask us to pop in every so often and sing or play little snippets of Some things never change or Let it go whenever no family members were visiting and I've never been asked anything like that but as a mummy myself, I'd do anything) so I've been in a bit of a funk tonight!!

I wish hinch would see how damaging she is to those little boys

Sending hugs I'm sure her parents will be grateful of what you did for her. Absolutely beautiful x

 

[springheeledyeti]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

Oh my duck, I am DONE

 

[CoolMom]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

That first verse just sent me in to a fit of laughter so hard my husband thought I had lost the plot!

Bravo

 

[Missinthebackground]

She loves being home to put the boys to bed so much that she was sat on the floor crying at 10 o’clock last night. #Bliss

Your profile picture absolutely terrifies me!! I mean it's a great shot of fiddle but fkin'ell

 

[nursemum12]

What has she done with the decorations she made Jamie short for James get out the loft the other day?

They are at the tip

 

[Bunnykins]

I want a Gretel rant!

 

[PootleFlump]

sung to the tune of while shepherd's watched their flock by night.

While Sophie washes cloffs by night
And cries in the dogs bed
Jamie's banging Fiddle fingers
Out in the garden shed

Poor Sophie cries and cries some more
And Hennerz just ignores
The screaming, wailing nutty cow
Now prostrate on the floor

In comes Jamie smug as duck
Has had a good old shag
Bumping uglies with old Freda
The nasty two faced hag

He picks up Sophie off the floor
Grow.up you silly cow
Go and play with your dolls house
But get away from us now

Poor Sophie goes out of the door
She don't know what to do
She goes out in the garden
To film old Hennerz poo

She calls.her dad, her dad is glad
To see the back of Freda
He cries on her bony shoulder
With relief that it's all over

duck me sideways
absolute genius

I need a Tena lady

 

[mag doll]

She’s all fur coat and no knickers that’s what she is...I bleeping ate her!!!