Pollyanna263
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Next thread title should be ‘forget gold, frankincense and myrrh, it’s greige, succulents and all about her’
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Bunnykins
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Mrs Hinch #463 Your so vain..I bet you think this thread is about you ...
Winning thread title by @Curlywurly82
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Quick recap.
Monday morning she was up at 2.47am tending to be worried about her Christmas plans. She blamed Jamie’s snoring on her being awake., there must have been a rogue piece of Jus’Rol stuck on his tonsils.
According to her she’s not got her tree ready, hasn’t wrapped any presents etc If only someone had released an over priced book with blank pages that she could note these things down in and get herself organised... or indeed if it was still November.
It’s ok though as a big trip is planned with their families, she made this sound like an impromptu decision they’d come up with at the dinner on Sunday, but clearly you need to plan and book Christmas breaks well in advance. If all else fails and her plans to travel somewhere go awry at least they’ll have some dead branches nailed to the wall.
Later she was trying her hand at being a beauty influencer again. Given her entire review of a product is “I laaav it”, her face is pumped with plastic and she’s never seen without a filter, it might seem an odd choice that Garnier want to work with her, particularly when we know her bathroom cabinet is full of Elemis creams.
The filter she used was so absurd she looked like she was streaming it live from Whoville and her windows and door frames are so buckled that the foundations of Castle Greyskull should be checked.
After this there was a tend clean which was just an advert for her Flash spray, minky sponges and her notebook. She cleaned her kitchen and inexplicably left a pile of dirty laundry in the middle of it. You can see her and the agent discussing how everything shouldn’t be quite too perfect in case she doesn’t seem relatable to other mums. As usual she failed the brief miserably.
She used the boys for content again in the evening with Lennieloveim being shown lying on the dog’s bed looking at lights...he just laaavs them. Natch.
And little Ronnieblessisart’s appointment with his speech therapist being discussed.
Tuesday and she started the day by letting us see Henry take a crap on the AstroTurf. Nice. And then mocking up a hilarious (in her own head) conversation between Ron and Len about Len crapping himself. How heartwarming.
After that it was off to PoundStretcher to do a relatable Hinch Haul before the hugely expensive Christmas holiday / new house reveal.
She came home with a load of accessories for Elf On The Shelf, a toilet seat for Ron so we all know she’s toilet training him. (We already know Soph after you posted a photo of your poor little boy sat on the loo!) she also bought some paint your own Christmas decorations, we assume for Ron, but probably for a date night with the increasingly absent from the camera James.
Place your bets now on how long Elf On The Shelf will last..though it could be fun this year as BFF Stacey (love ya bubs) is also doing it this year and things are bound to get competitive.
Personally I’m hoping for a strong start with the Elf being baked into a Jus’Rol croissant this morning.
Next up was an ad for her shitty wreath from tesshco. It honestly is crap. It’s scented too. Why? What do wreaths normally smell of? It’s tiny and she’s also hung it too high up on her front door so it looks even more ridiculous. It’s like a pimple on a elephant’s arse.
After that we were treated to a pointless story of Len laughing and Hinch eye fucking herself and another reminder the elf is coming today.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @Curlywurly82
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Quick recap.
Monday morning she was up at 2.47am tending to be worried about her Christmas plans. She blamed Jamie’s snoring on her being awake., there must have been a rogue piece of Jus’Rol stuck on his tonsils.
According to her she’s not got her tree ready, hasn’t wrapped any presents etc If only someone had released an over priced book with blank pages that she could note these things down in and get herself organised... or indeed if it was still November.
It’s ok though as a big trip is planned with their families, she made this sound like an impromptu decision they’d come up with at the dinner on Sunday, but clearly you need to plan and book Christmas breaks well in advance. If all else fails and her plans to travel somewhere go awry at least they’ll have some dead branches nailed to the wall.
Later she was trying her hand at being a beauty influencer again. Given her entire review of a product is “I laaav it”, her face is pumped with plastic and she’s never seen without a filter, it might seem an odd choice that Garnier want to work with her, particularly when we know her bathroom cabinet is full of Elemis creams.
The filter she used was so absurd she looked like she was streaming it live from Whoville and her windows and door frames are so buckled that the foundations of Castle Greyskull should be checked.
After this there was a tend clean which was just an advert for her Flash spray, minky sponges and her notebook. She cleaned her kitchen and inexplicably left a pile of dirty laundry in the middle of it. You can see her and the agent discussing how everything shouldn’t be quite too perfect in case she doesn’t seem relatable to other mums. As usual she failed the brief miserably.
She used the boys for content again in the evening with Lennieloveim being shown lying on the dog’s bed looking at lights...he just laaavs them. Natch.
And little Ronnieblessisart’s appointment with his speech therapist being discussed.
Tuesday and she started the day by letting us see Henry take a crap on the AstroTurf. Nice. And then mocking up a hilarious (in her own head) conversation between Ron and Len about Len crapping himself. How heartwarming.
After that it was off to PoundStretcher to do a relatable Hinch Haul before the hugely expensive Christmas holiday / new house reveal.
She came home with a load of accessories for Elf On The Shelf, a toilet seat for Ron so we all know she’s toilet training him. (We already know Soph after you posted a photo of your poor little boy sat on the loo!) she also bought some paint your own Christmas decorations, we assume for Ron, but probably for a date night with the increasingly absent from the camera James.
Place your bets now on how long Elf On The Shelf will last..though it could be fun this year as BFF Stacey (love ya bubs) is also doing it this year and things are bound to get competitive.
Personally I’m hoping for a strong start with the Elf being baked into a Jus’Rol croissant this morning.
Next up was an ad for her shitty wreath from tesshco. It honestly is crap. It’s scented too. Why? What do wreaths normally smell of? It’s tiny and she’s also hung it too high up on her front door so it looks even more ridiculous. It’s like a pimple on a elephant’s arse.
After that we were treated to a pointless story of Len laughing and Hinch eye fucking herself and another reminder the elf is coming today.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
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Andioooop
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Janine on a washing machineIf we can't have Tom Hardy in a Cardi,do your worst @ andiooop
Avggirl1621
New member
I've been following the last few Hinch threads and I'm ashamed to say I was definitely a sheep. I had her books baught for me and I was obsessed with watching her cleaning videos. That WAS until about a year ago when I was heavily pregnant with multiple issues with my hips, and a five year old to run around after and she was cleaning the toilet flush and window frames whilst heavily heavily pregnant. Made me feel absolutely sh*t. Literally to the point where I felt like a lazy slob, despite having to have physio every week and doing my best I could do. This woman and her stories about her pristine home whilst heavily pregnant made me spiral into anxiety about the house not being absolutely immaculate. I have a five year old. I'm on my own through the week as the babies dad's in the military works away.
Anyway. My rage towards her was ad ad ad ad.. Dissappearing for days on end.... (not that I gave a toss at that point)... Unfollowed her but then saw this thread and my rage is even worse towards her now. She is so self absorbed, no longer a cleaning account all about money. Displaying Ron's personal info about appointments etc.. Never would I as a big standard civilian put my children's info online let alone all her followers.. Not to mention if he is on the spectrum she is acting like it's a poisonous word, as it won't fit into her oh so "perfect" house and life. She controls everyone in that house and tries to make it like she's relateable.. And don't even get me started on them fcking twigs on her wall
Anyway. My rage towards her was ad ad ad ad.. Dissappearing for days on end.... (not that I gave a toss at that point)... Unfollowed her but then saw this thread and my rage is even worse towards her now. She is so self absorbed, no longer a cleaning account all about money. Displaying Ron's personal info about appointments etc.. Never would I as a big standard civilian put my children's info online let alone all her followers.. Not to mention if he is on the spectrum she is acting like it's a poisonous word, as it won't fit into her oh so "perfect" house and life. She controls everyone in that house and tries to make it like she's relateable.. And don't even get me started on them fcking twigs on her wall
Picklelily
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Imagine watching some strangers dog eat a treat and admitting it's your favourite part of December.
I'm grateful to her sheep for making me realise that actually, my life is okay
I'm grateful to her sheep for making me realise that actually, my life is okay
Spacemonkey1972
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So I’ve been reading comments on here and on my Fb about parents not having a completely over the top advent and countdown to Christmas. Then I read this. It’s long but I just want to share it with you all—
“Just a reminder
for the people struggling and stressing about Christmas 
“
YOU DON'T NEED MATCHING PYJAMAS TO BE HAPPY.
YOU DON’T NEED A DAILY ELF TO COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS
YOU DONT NEED AN INSTA PIC WITH SANTA TO HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS
YOU DON'T NEED A CHRISTMAS EVE BOX TO BE A GREAT PARENT.
YOU DONT NEED VARIOUS CHRISTMAS TRIPS TO HAVE FUN.
CHRISTMAS FILMS DONT NEED TO BE ON A MASSIVE TELE IN A TIDY ROOM.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A CHEESE BOARD.
YOU DON'T NEED CHOCOLATE BOMBS.
YOU DON'T NEED A COLOR COORDINATED TREE.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BIN THE TINSEL.
YOU DON'T NEED A MASS OF PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR MISMATCH GRAVY STAINED PYJAMAS.
YOUR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR CHRISTMAS, STOP LETTING SOCIAL MEDIA MAKE YOU THINK YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT ALL.
“Just a reminder
for the people struggling and stressing about Christmas “YOU DON'T NEED MATCHING PYJAMAS TO BE HAPPY.
YOU DON’T NEED A DAILY ELF TO COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS
YOU DONT NEED AN INSTA PIC WITH SANTA TO HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS
YOU DON'T NEED A CHRISTMAS EVE BOX TO BE A GREAT PARENT.
YOU DONT NEED VARIOUS CHRISTMAS TRIPS TO HAVE FUN.
CHRISTMAS FILMS DONT NEED TO BE ON A MASSIVE TELE IN A TIDY ROOM.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A CHEESE BOARD.
YOU DON'T NEED CHOCOLATE BOMBS.
YOU DON'T NEED A COLOR COORDINATED TREE.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BIN THE TINSEL.
YOU DON'T NEED A MASS OF PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR MISMATCH GRAVY STAINED PYJAMAS.
YOUR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR CHRISTMAS, STOP LETTING SOCIAL MEDIA MAKE YOU THINK YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT ALL.
HinchesSousChef
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Oh god that advent calendar full of farm animals is a build up to hinch farm isn’t it. The dolls house with the farm animals arranged neatly in pens outside it.
CALLING IT NOW. FUCKING BINGO MATE.
CALLING IT NOW. FUCKING BINGO MATE.
Pollyanna263
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Erm can I bring this back as a thread suggestion as I’ve never been so popular
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It’s what one of the wise men gave baby Jesus…. Along with a bottle of zoflora and a minky
Bunnykins
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No one is disputing that Ron and Len are gorgeous little boys, just keep them off the gram and stop treating them like performing monkeys Soph.
It’s seriously the third time we’ve seen them ask him what noise a sheep makes.
There are three possible reasons for this.
A. Ba is the only noise Ron can make and she’s abusing this by pretending he’s answering her question.
B. She’s going to move to the country mansion because “Ron loves sheep and his health team said it would do him the world of good”.
C. She’s taking the piss out of her followers being sheep and trolling Tattle.
No matter the reason she’s doing it, she’s a cunt. All the vest!
It’s seriously the third time we’ve seen them ask him what noise a sheep makes.
There are three possible reasons for this.
A. Ba is the only noise Ron can make and she’s abusing this by pretending he’s answering her question.
B. She’s going to move to the country mansion because “Ron loves sheep and his health team said it would do him the world of good”.
C. She’s taking the piss out of her followers being sheep and trolling Tattle.
No matter the reason she’s doing it, she’s a cunt. All the vest!
Bunnykins
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Did they seriously give Ron a toy sheep so he could say “ba” again?
It’s like they’re wheeling him out to do his tricks! He’s been asked what noise a sheep makes three times to my knowledge now. If she asked him what noise a dog makes he’d say “ba” as well. It’s cruel and pointless to keep doing it.
Also as if that happened this morning and she’s had it all edited and ready to go. Bollocks.
It’s like they’re wheeling him out to do his tricks! He’s been asked what noise a sheep makes three times to my knowledge now. If she asked him what noise a dog makes he’d say “ba” as well. It’s cruel and pointless to keep doing it.
Also as if that happened this morning and she’s had it all edited and ready to go. Bollocks.
Not_A_Troll
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Clearly a really bad broken toe if they’ve got her walking to and from x ray
katetotheparty86
Well-known member
Does anyone remember the time she filmed inch getting Ron dressed? Ron was clearly uncomfortable an making some kind of noise to express that an she was making out he was saying mummy do it? This was a while ago but she was making out in it that Ron always asks his mum to get him dressed, when we now know that wasn't the case!
Meg78
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MY THEORY:
….they’ve already moved into the farm, hence why there’s no Christmas tree up at castle greyskull, it’s been put up at the new abode. None of their grey furniture would suit the new place so they’ve left it behind and bought new. The castle is effectively a TV set now. Her maternity leave was spent doing various pre records of meals and tend cleans with The Thumb as the host to cover daily basics from the original house, and now she goes back every few days/once a week to take a picture of age-correct children in situ, she can take a few different photos and make them last for weeks. Jimbob hasn’t been seen much as he’s busy doing the project management of whatever horrific “upgrades” they’re having done at the farm
Perhaps Stacey and Joe are helping them lick the windows clean?
….they’ve already moved into the farm, hence why there’s no Christmas tree up at castle greyskull, it’s been put up at the new abode. None of their grey furniture would suit the new place so they’ve left it behind and bought new. The castle is effectively a TV set now. Her maternity leave was spent doing various pre records of meals and tend cleans with The Thumb as the host to cover daily basics from the original house, and now she goes back every few days/once a week to take a picture of age-correct children in situ, she can take a few different photos and make them last for weeks. Jimbob hasn’t been seen much as he’s busy doing the project management of whatever horrific “upgrades” they’re having done at the farm
Perhaps Stacey and Joe are helping them lick the windows clean?
Curlywurly82
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Tomorrow's animal will be a cow....what does the cow say Ron ??
The cow says Cleevaaa ! Stupid cow
The cow says Cleevaaa ! Stupid cow
Andioooop
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Oh GuyssShh! My size 5 toe shnapped & fell off woopsie but off to london we go, woo hoo hoo!!!Anyone else hoping @Andioooop does one of her amazing photoshop reconstructions of Soph's tend broken toe
