Surely the numbers on that post has got to be a wake up call for her!
Surely the numbers on that post has got to be a wake up call for her!I wake up to find the grid post hasn’t even reached 200k. It’s a terrible picture and completely random. She would have gotten more likes for something cleaning related, Tesco tat related, book related, blimey even her and Jamie related. But a grainy photo of her with the dog? I think even the fans can see how desperate that looks.
I agree with @fannysjohnny. Something is brewing.She was like this last year and we know now it was pregnancy. We assume this year it’s the house. It has to be.
Mrs Hinch #456 Soph is currently the only melt in Greggs
Winning thread title by @Rw2000
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
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Just when you think she can’t get any more boring or tell any more pointless lies she surpasses herself .
She had another day off a which was explained by her telling us that Lenor had been ill after his jabs. Except the timings don’t work out that he would even be having his jabs at the moment so that was a lie.
We were then treated to a delightful video by Jamie, short for James, who recorded Soph pretending to yawn again and sticking two fingers up at him as she cradled their child. Stay classy Soph.
She did an evening bathroom clean “when the boys go to bed” except it was broad daylight so they must go to bed at 2pm or was she lying about that too.
She claimed to do it because cleaning makes her feel better. As does the thousands of pounds Minky deposited to her bank account for the advert that she was tending was just a tidy up.
On Tuesday she filmed an early morning Gretel rant slagging Inch off for snoring in bed and keeping her awake when she had work to do the next day. Work was a ten minute interview on Heart.
Jamie got his own back by recording her getting ready for the interview live stream and showing her grotty and messy make up drawers that looked packed with unorganised gifted shit and dirty brushes. She has enough cosmetics to cater for several series of Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
She uploaded a pre-recorded Home Bargain Hinch Haul which had actually been filmed the day before because a sheep spilled on her. She bought / was gifted a load of shite that she didn’t need including flammable soap for Ron and some rose scented bin bags in honour of Princess Pickle.
Then she made up a load of crap about eating half the menu at Greggs despite having a gastric band and despite there being stock shortages which meant she couldn’t possibly have done. She also went on the beg, tagging them in and asking for payment in sausage rolls. The tone deaf numpty.
Millionaire influencer asks for free food while kids go hungry. Nice.
Next up was an undeclared ad for stain removal ads were she poured tango on her shitey sofa and pretended she’d removed it with the wipes.
We never got to see the cleaning process as usual.
Wednesday started with another stolen quote and a make up ad / tutorial using a filter that made her look like a Tweenie on her first night out at a club complete with bendy eyeshadow pencils and distorted furniture.
She shared a photo of Ron and Len with Len doing tummy time and Ron pretending to read him a book. Very cute and not at all only done because Tattle kept mentioning tummy time. For some weird reason Soph decided to write “tummy time” next to Len on the photo. We can see he’s on his tummy thanks hun.
Then another ad this time for Popsa albums. The award winning orfa had made books featuring Ron, Len and Hen’s adventures to the pergola and back and is still trying to make the Hinch Bros. happen.
That was followed by a pointless story and photo of her cuddling her first born on the grid where she’d massively filtered her face again.
Still it was nice to see that she still only has eyes for herself even when it’s Henry she’s sharing the camera with..
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Vicky Pollard is a classy lady compared to Hinch, Queen of ChavsView attachment 858500
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No way will she want her kids there. She’ll just want a relaxing holiday with jayyymay. She should be doing more family friendly holidays now with kids clubs etcView attachment 858945
Noticed she’s started following this high end Maldives resort. There’s a luxury holiday coming soon. Was that on her dream board?
I don't understand why she constantly posts without naming the person who originally quoted it!Because it will be edited later, here is a current screen shot. Zoom in on her teeth, the top teeth are doing something strange. Maybe just filter. Also the capitalized “Those” tells me she has cut and pasted another quote.
Someone wanting to send her stuff to do “with the boys.”Right.
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Probably, looks absolutely terrible for children so mad freda will have a long stint of baby sittingView attachment 858945
Noticed she’s started following this high end Maldives resort. There’s a luxury holiday coming soon. Was that on her dream board?
100% a second honeymoon without the boysNo way will she want her kids there. She’ll just want a relaxing holiday with jayyymay. She should be doing more family friendly holidays now with kids clubs etc
You’d think a best selling auffor would know not to plagiarise….I don't understand why she constantly posts without naming the person who originally quoted it!
Because she's a twat. I hope that helps.I don't understand why she constantly posts without naming the person who originally quoted it!
Her best friend has just gone off to the Maldives I believe. The make up one. Might be connected to that.View attachment 858945
Noticed she’s started following this high end Maldives resort. There’s a luxury holiday coming soon. Was that on her dream board?
I just don't understand why she didn't just say what she actually bought though? I mean she'd clearly been to Greggs because she showed baked goods in the bags.. If she got a chicken bake or a steak bake then why not just say so?Think it was meant to be relatable because she bought loads and had to quickly think of other things she could have had
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