Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

[Danielle0120]

Amazing recap, absolutely adore you buns. X


Does she just scroll Google for the cheesiest quoted to copy and paste???
Lonnie looks uncomfortable. Imagine getting your kids out of bed and instead of breakfast and a play to stretch their legs they are instead, forced onto a sofa for a gram photo. Unbelievable it is.

 

[Curlywurly82]

Our neighbours have a show cocker like Henry ,he's older than him by a few years ..but he's leaner, much more active and happier. They take him at least one hour walk a day if not two, but always out twice a day a walk. Most days away in woods where he can be off lead running...they both work full time shifts as well but still make time for dog. Makes me so sad as she's literally killing the sod , all the human food he gets is not good for him, the extra weight will cause arthritis on his poor bones .

I hope she sees sense before it's too late.

 

[lh01]

She really should not be allowed to own a dog again after Henry. Cocker spaniels are very active and lively dog. Go on Tik tok and see how different a healthy one is compared to Henry! It’s really sad. I don’t know much about dogs but I was intrigued if they were quite lazy dogs after seeing the way he is but they aren’t. She’s just a bad dog owner! It’s abuse to be honest letting him get that fat and barely taking him out



look at this healthy cocker! He is half the size of Henry and his coat is so Healthy! Beautiful dog

Another instatwunt has a beautiful show cocker like Henry and their treatment gives me RAGE.

People buy spaniels for a cute family dog when in actuality they’re one of the most difficult breeds simply because of how intelligent and active they are.

Spaniels are workers therefore they need a massive massive amount of stimulation. That doesn’t have to be walks, that can be brain training, finding treats around the house, any array of toys you can buy online.

When they don’t get exercised enough they reach two phases. First, the destructive phase, this is often misconstrued as the puppy phase. It’s not, it’s spaniels trying to stimulate themselves. After that, it’s the internalisation - they give up. They develop anxiety, the bark constantly, the can growl, but mostly as we see with Henry they just tend to lie around doing a tit lot of nothing.

This woman is extremely wealthy. The fact she hasn’t prioritised a dog Walker to take him for an hour/two hour long walk a day is criminal. She doesn’t deserve such a beautiful dog.

I can’t bleeping stand her for this reason alone. I had to stop watching her when she was pregnant with the eldest because of how OBVIOUS it was that Henry was neglected.

Cuddling/tucking him into bed (wtf is that? Way to establish territorial issues you dizzy twit) isn’t being a good dog owner. You can love them and also neglect them. This is why I hate puppy farming and front room breeding so much. People buy dogs with absolutely no clue how to look after them and it’s always the dog was the problem, the dog had behavioural issues, the dog snapped at the children.

Why? Because you’re a bleeping tit owner that’s why. Henry will one day snap at the boys. No ifs or buts about it, it’s a matter of when. That’s not his fault, that’s because he doesn’t know where the duck he stands in the pecking order. He sees himself on par with the children. If the boys grow up end venture into Henry’s ‘bedroom’ and maybe pull an ear or wake him up when he’s dreaming or even if he’s just the wrong way out, it could be a disaster.

dogs are pets, dogs are animals, dogs are autonomous creatures who deserve to be treated accordingly. Not bleeping wrapped up in ribbons and given crushed velvet bedding. She’s an absolutely heinous bint.

Little old me has only got an under counter fridge Am I enough? Is my fridge beautiful?

I do too! It fits a full weekly shop for the full family! It’s not quite Hinch worthy but she’s done us faithfully for ten years!

If anyone asks lie and pretend we don’t keep all the drinks at Christmas by the back door to stay cold

 

[Danielle0120]

This is going to sound harsh but she will one day find that poor dog lying dead in the house, all due to her & her idiot husband’s neglect, I actually feel sorry for Henry, I know we take the piss but 2 adults in the house both capable of walking a dog & neither bother, they just dose him up on food & he performs for the gram or he is asleep.

It's not harsh, it's absolutely the truth.
I wouldn't recommend Sophie walking Henry on a night, the streets worry me now but on a morning or afternoon she has 0 excuse, but Jamie should on a night. For a hour. When it's cool, quiet, it'd do Jamie good and omg Henry would thank them for it.

If we had a dog, which we wouldn't cos I'm not keen on them, I'm happy with my hairless cats, but if we did guaranteed I would walk that dog and my husband would jog with it on his nightly run, and we both work. They don't. There's NEVER an excuse to not walk an animal. It's cruelty. My sister doesn't walk her little teacup yorkie only cos he screams to be held the full walk and will refuse to walk and I still call her out for not forcing atleast one good walk a day.
but not Henry. He's an energetic breed, it's CRUELTY

 

[9Pine]

Good morning beautiful Tattlers! @Bunnykins excellent recap as usual and no spilled coffee this morning!
Just going back to the story of Henry last night when she was about to take him upstairs and put him to bed and she found him slumped over Lenor's playmat, how can she look at him and not realise what her and Jamie have done to him? I'm normally the first to call Henry a wanker or fat dog Mendoza but even I was saddened last night when I saw him almost motionless on the floor! My neighbours have two cocker spaniels aged 11 and 9 and they are the most gorgeous dogs, cared for and looked after properly and still bouncing around like puppies. Mr Neighbour is retired and Mrs Neighbour works full time but I often see them both off out for long walks with the dogs. Hinch and that workshy washyourbumbuminnit clown of a husband have absolutely no excuse for not looking after Henry properly. He hasn't chosen to become obese through helping himself to goodies from the standard fridge, ordering takeaways and lying on the crushed velvet sofa with his knob out watching Sky TV! This has happened because those two dickheads have allowed it to happen. Through their sheer laziness and lack of demonstrable commitment to Henry, they've condemned him to a life of processed food and using plastic grass to occasionally wander across. I have no doubt they love him, especially Hinch although her love for him borders on perverse, but it's far from enough. They have all the time in the world to get out in the fresh air and walk Henry, even let him off the lead safely for a good gallop about but they choose to leave him alone when they do venture out which in turn heightens his separation anxiety. They sicken me, the pair of them.

Exactly this. He is fat (and I’ve called him that too) but it’s all down to the Hinches. Not his fault at all. Same as him lying on Leonard’s mat or sprawling on the sofa. Let’s not blame Henry. He knows no better as he’s not been trained otherwise. Also, I can say that I never put my dogs to bed. They know their place and at 11pm, toddle off to the kitchen until morning. Their food is weighed out, every day, and treats are just that - maybe once a week. If I didn’t work, I’d be off taking them on long hikes every day, to the beach, the woods, anywhere. During the week, we have an hour a day at the river or the field and they are in their element. The Hinches have no excuse whatsoever and no matter how much she professes her love for him, her actions don’t reflect that one bit.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

That dog lying there is probably cos he’s so hot in that house that is heated to Eden project levels all year round. He was a nugget, then a select now hes a full blown royale with cheese.
surely she can afford a dog Walker?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She’s started following a page who specialises in making dolls house bits - miniatures. Theyve made a mini hinch book/spray etc. So that’s confirmation that the new dolls house is for her not Ronnie. I’ll stand by bingo that she will use it to announce her new house.

 

[9Pine]

That dog lying there is probably cos he’s so hot in that house that is heated to Eden project levels all year round. He was a nugget, then a select now hes a full blown royale with cheese.
surely she can afford a dog Walker?

I’m sure she could afford one however, I doubt she’d accept that she needs one. I can’t understand why they don’t enjoy going off out as a family and taking Henry along. Put his (dog) needs first, for once.

 

[WestHighlandWy]

I’m sure she could afford one however, I doubt she’d accept that she needs one. I can’t understand why they don’t enjoy going off out as a family and taking Henry along. Put his (dog) needs first, for once.

She probably doesn’t want to dirty her precious car !

 

[Ditzymama28]

Barb royale picture had me howling, it's hinch in 20 years for sure !!

At least Barb didn't give a tit about looking au natural a much better role model!!!

 

[Milfordcubicle]

It’s a beautiful cold crisp sunny autumn day and I can’t wait to take my (little) dog down to the woods for a walk (and knowing her a swim) and I’m a bonafide disablist. Even my teens still enjoy getting out for a stomp with the dog and grown up child borrows her for walks. I just cant fathom not.

 

[Ditzymama28]

Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

Winning thread title by @Blondesx40x
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit

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Saturday was spent tending to be Stacey again and giving BFF Trace’s granny house a Greyskull makeover. Soph painted her fireplace grey and gave her a lot of Tessshhhco tat to create a recreation of her own house from 2017. Job done. She’s clearly fishing for a home makeover show of her own, the only downside being she’s getting her interior tips from a 1998 episode of Changing Rooms.

Soph also revealed she’d bought Ronnie a doll’s house from Facebook Marketplace And was going to do it up for him because he loves playing with the one at nursery. Let’s hope it’s cute and colourful, but no doubt it’ll end up being a greige and crushed velvet horror that he’s not allowed to play with. Sophie will laaav it though and as we all know, that’s the main thing.

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Sunday was World Mental Health Day and Soph was off the gram all day. For someone who has built her career off the back of her supposed mental health issues and has sold her story of anxiety umpteen times this was a rather strange omission. Still it’s understandable as people may have asked too many questions of her and her very vague comments about what’s actually up with her other than “butterflies in my tummy” .

Monday and she was back with another try hard ASMR video, we all really want to hear her pour a kettle down the plughole or open a window, it’s riveting! Though I do think it’s preferable to her usual taste in music.
Then there was another stolen quote and an ad for her tacky Tessshco loungewear where she channelled her fashion icon Barbara Royle.

The afternoon consisted of fridge reorganisation, which was basically her being a Beggy Mitchell to get freebies from John Lewis. She bought some plastic boxes for the fridge, but she already had some and basically tried to recreate Stacey’s, also ridiculous, fridge organisation, whilst claiming to be down to earth with her “standard”fridge guyshhh. She’s not at all bitter about Stacey’s utility ok? I wonder if she did the one in the garage she bought for extra Christmas food (that meant lots of cheese, well mugshots go in the cupboard) too?

Then there was another soppy quote about being a mum (stolen natch) and a video of poor old Henry unconscious in the living room before she fucked off for the night.
Sadly for Soph her final sign off showed that Ron actually already has a doll’s house so surely the marketplace one isn’t just for content...


Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.

Fab recap @Bunnykins
Glad I'm not the only one who wonders why its always "butterflies in my tummy" when it comes to her (fake) anxiety???!!

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

Winning thread title by @Blondesx40x
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit

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Saturday was spent tending to be Stacey again and giving BFF Trace’s granny house a Greyskull makeover. Soph painted her fireplace grey and gave her a lot of Tessshhhco tat to create a recreation of her own house from 2017. Job done. She’s clearly fishing for a home makeover show of her own, the only downside being she’s getting her interior tips from a 1998 episode of Changing Rooms.

Soph also revealed she’d bought Ronnie a doll’s house from Facebook Marketplace And was going to do it up for him because he loves playing with the one at nursery. Let’s hope it’s cute and colourful, but no doubt it’ll end up being a greige and crushed velvet horror that he’s not allowed to play with. Sophie will laaav it though and as we all know, that’s the main thing.

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Sunday was World Mental Health Day and Soph was off the gram all day. For someone who has built her career off the back of her supposed mental health issues and has sold her story of anxiety umpteen times this was a rather strange omission. Still it’s understandable as people may have asked too many questions of her and her very vague comments about what’s actually up with her other than “butterflies in my tummy” .

Monday and she was back with another try hard ASMR video, we all really want to hear her pour a kettle down the plughole or open a window, it’s riveting! Though I do think it’s preferable to her usual taste in music.
Then there was another stolen quote and an ad for her tacky Tessshco loungewear where she channelled her fashion icon Barbara Royle.

The afternoon consisted of fridge reorganisation, which was basically her being a Beggy Mitchell to get freebies from John Lewis. She bought some plastic boxes for the fridge, but she already had some and basically tried to recreate Stacey’s, also ridiculous, fridge organisation, whilst claiming to be down to earth with her “standard”fridge guyshhh. She’s not at all bitter about Stacey’s utility ok? I wonder if she did the one in the garage she bought for extra Christmas food (that meant lots of cheese, well mugshots go in the cupboard) too?

Then there was another soppy quote about being a mum (stolen natch) and a video of poor old Henry unconscious in the living room before she fucked off for the night.
Sadly for Soph her final sign off showed that Ron actually already has a doll’s house so surely the marketplace one isn’t just for content...


Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.

As per, Bunnykins, top notch review

Edit: recap, not review

 

[Kaylon8083]

Great recap. I don’t have dogs but my family have always had one. They’ve always been walked twice a day and their food is weighed out according to their size. They’ve always slept in the kitchen not in their own bedroom.

Sophie claims that Henry was the cure for her anxiety but she is over feeding him and not giving him enough exercise. Both her and Jamie are at home all day so neither have any excuse not to walk him.

Cocker spaniels were working dogs and very active so it’s heartbreaking seeing Henry like he was last night.

 

[SugarSnapBam]

She loves a bloody quote to start the day ....most annoyed as I have a rainbow cup with that quote on it!!

"A copied quote a day keeps the trolls away"

How the fook she doesn't get done for plagiarism gobsmacks me.

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Our neighbours have a show cocker like Henry ,he's older than him by a few years ..but he's leaner, much more active and happier. They take him at least one hour walk a day if not two, but always out twice a day a walk. Most days away in woods where he can be off lead running...they both work full time shifts as well but still make time for dog. Makes me so sad as she's literally killing the sod , all the human food he gets is not good for him, the extra weight will cause arthritis on his poor bones .

I hope she sees sense before it's too late.

I'm out the door at 5am on the days I work walking my dog then again when I'm home after a nearly 15 hour day. We were out walking the village late last night because the dog had been in the house for hours and I couldn't just let him have a run in the garden. I felt so guilty.
Today he will have a decent hour/2hour walk because I'm on nights buuuuuut that's our usual anyway.

 

[Jessie98]

She does spout the greatest amount of tit on the internet doesn't she?? She must spend ages looking for sickening lick arse quotes so her sheep will actually believe she is little sweet innocent Soph....and anyone that goes against her and calls her out on her bullshite is a "troll". I still remember when she slagged Tulisa off (this was before she was instafamous) So she is just as nasty and troll like as those she likes so say "bully" her

 

[SugarSnapBam]

so as others have said, this upcycle dolls house is for content not Ron

I've been wondering whether it's similar in layout to the new house? Going to be done up similar, in the house move reveal?...........

 

[IrishCatlady]

I've been wondering whether it's similar in layout to the new house? Going to be done up similar, in the house move reveal?...........

Yes others have said the same, she’s soooooo predictable and using Ron as an excuse

 

[Not_A_Troll]

My parents are in their 70s and still manage to walk the dog twice a day, they have a mad Jack Russell and if she didn’t get walked she’d be a nightmare!
I wish they’d let Henry go to dog people