Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

[Bunnykins]

Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility

Winning thread title by @Blondesx40x
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit

Saturday was spent tending to be Stacey again and giving BFF Trace’s granny house a Greyskull makeover. Soph painted her fireplace grey and gave her a lot of Tessshhhco tat to create a recreation of her own house from 2017. Job done. She’s clearly fishing for a home makeover show of her own, the only downside being she’s getting her interior tips from a 1998 episode of Changing Rooms.

Soph also revealed she’d bought Ronnie a doll’s house from Facebook Marketplace And was going to do it up for him because he loves playing with the one at nursery. Let’s hope it’s cute and colourful, but no doubt it’ll end up being a greige and crushed velvet horror that he’s not allowed to play with. Sophie will laaav it though and as we all know, that’s the main thing.

Sunday was World Mental Health Day and Soph was off the gram all day. For someone who has built her career off the back of her supposed mental health issues and has sold her story of anxiety umpteen times this was a rather strange omission. Still it’s understandable as people may have asked too many questions of her and her very vague comments about what’s actually up with her other than “butterflies in my tummy” .

Monday and she was back with another try hard ASMR video, we all really want to hear her pour a kettle down the plughole or open a window, it’s riveting! Though I do think it’s preferable to her usual taste in music.
Then there was another stolen quote and an ad for her tacky Tessshco loungewear where she channelled her fashion icon Barbara Royle.

The afternoon consisted of fridge reorganisation, which was basically her being a Beggy Mitchell to get freebies from John Lewis. She bought some plastic boxes for the fridge, but she already had some and basically tried to recreate Stacey’s, also ridiculous, fridge organisation, whilst claiming to be down to earth with her “standard”fridge guyshhh. She’s not at all bitter about Stacey’s utility ok? I wonder if she did the one in the garage she bought for extra Christmas food (that meant lots of cheese, well mugshots go in the cupboard) too?

Then there was another soppy quote about being a mum (stolen natch) and a video of poor old Henry unconscious in the living room before she fucked off for the night.
Sadly for Soph her final sign off showed that Ron actually already has a doll’s house so surely the marketplace one isn’t just for content...


Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.

 

[Char4649]

When Jamie tells Soph she needs to spend time with her kids at some point:

 

[Pollyanna263]

I know I’m early but thread title!

Baby Rose didn’t need to add it in her teens

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She’s started following a page who specialises in making dolls house bits - miniatures. Theyve made a mini hinch book/spray etc. So that’s confirmation that the new dolls house is for her not Ronnie. I’ll stand by bingo that she will use it to announce her new house.

 

[Jemmylina]

Thread suggestion "a Rose between 2 Thorns"

 

[AC55]

Good morning beautiful Tattlers! @Bunnykins excellent recap as usual and no spilled coffee this morning!
Just going back to the story of Henry last night when she was about to take him upstairs and put him to bed and she found him slumped over Lenor's playmat, how can she look at him and not realise what her and Jamie have done to him? I'm normally the first to call Henry a wanker or fat dog Mendoza but even I was saddened last night when I saw him almost motionless on the floor! My neighbours have two cocker spaniels aged 11 and 9 and they are the most gorgeous dogs, cared for and looked after properly and still bouncing around like puppies. Mr Neighbour is retired and Mrs Neighbour works full time but I often see them both off out for long walks with the dogs. Hinch and that workshy washyourbumbuminnit clown of a husband have absolutely no excuse for not looking after Henry properly. He hasn't chosen to become obese through helping himself to goodies from the standard fridge, ordering takeaways and lying on the crushed velvet sofa with his knob out watching Sky TV! This has happened because those two dickheads have allowed it to happen. Through their sheer laziness and lack of demonstrable commitment to Henry, they've condemned him to a life of processed food and using plastic grass to occasionally wander across. I have no doubt they love him, especially Hinch although her love for him borders on perverse, but it's far from enough. They have all the time in the world to get out in the fresh air and walk Henry, even let him off the lead safely for a good gallop about but they choose to leave him alone when they do venture out which in turn heightens his separation anxiety. They sicken me, the pair of them.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Prefer a shag and a glass of wine myself tbh hun.

 

[lh01]

She really should not be allowed to own a dog again after Henry. Cocker spaniels are very active and lively dog. Go on Tik tok and see how different a healthy one is compared to Henry! It’s really sad. I don’t know much about dogs but I was intrigued if they were quite lazy dogs after seeing the way he is but they aren’t. She’s just a bad dog owner! It’s abuse to be honest letting him get that fat and barely taking him out



look at this healthy cocker! He is half the size of Henry and his coat is so Healthy! Beautiful dog

Another instatwunt has a beautiful show cocker like Henry and their treatment gives me RAGE.

People buy spaniels for a cute family dog when in actuality they’re one of the most difficult breeds simply because of how intelligent and active they are.

Spaniels are workers therefore they need a massive massive amount of stimulation. That doesn’t have to be walks, that can be brain training, finding treats around the house, any array of toys you can buy online.

When they don’t get exercised enough they reach two phases. First, the destructive phase, this is often misconstrued as the puppy phase. It’s not, it’s spaniels trying to stimulate themselves. After that, it’s the internalisation - they give up. They develop anxiety, the bark constantly, the can growl, but mostly as we see with Henry they just tend to lie around doing a shit lot of nothing.

This woman is extremely wealthy. The fact she hasn’t prioritised a dog Walker to take him for an hour/two hour long walk a day is criminal. She doesn’t deserve such a beautiful dog.

I can’t fucking stand her for this reason alone. I had to stop watching her when she was pregnant with the eldest because of how OBVIOUS it was that Henry was neglected.

Cuddling/tucking him into bed (wtf is that? Way to establish territorial issues you dizzy Twat) isn’t being a good dog owner. You can love them and also neglect them. This is why I hate puppy farming and front room breeding so much. People buy dogs with absolutely no clue how to look after them and it’s always the dog was the problem, the dog had behavioural issues, the dog snapped at the children.

Why? Because you’re a fucking shit owner that’s why. Henry will one day snap at the boys. No ifs or buts about it, it’s a matter of when. That’s not his fault, that’s because he doesn’t know where the fuck he stands in the pecking order. He sees himself on par with the children. If the boys grow up end venture into Henry’s ‘bedroom’ and maybe pull an ear or wake him up when he’s dreaming or even if he’s just the wrong way out, it could be a disaster.

dogs are pets, dogs are animals, dogs are autonomous creatures who deserve to be treated accordingly. Not fucking wrapped up in ribbons and given crushed velvet bedding. She’s an absolutely heinous bint.

Little old me has only got an under counter fridge Am I enough? Is my fridge beautiful?

I do too! It fits a full weekly shop for the full family! It’s not quite Hinch worthy but she’s done us faithfully for ten years!

If anyone asks lie and pretend we don’t keep all the drinks at Christmas by the back door to stay cold

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

She is such a FRAUD!!! An online FRAUD!

lots of things that have pissed me off:

1 Plagiarism - she is plagiarising quotes left, right and centre! It’s embarrassing now. Even my kids know not to plagiarise at school. She is meant to be an author! She should know better! Also how do the publishers - Penguin feel about plagiarism?? She can’t even spell, so when the quote is perfect, you only have to Google it to find she has copied it! She is an absolute idiot!

2. Detached double fridge- She’s enticing people to buy things they probably don’t need just so John Lewis notice her - oh and she’s clearly copying SS with the fridge storage.
Hinch clearly doesn’t cook meals for the family like cottage pies,roast dinners, spaghetti bolognese etc. based on the contents of that fridge. We all know she’s hiding the ready meals in the GARAGE FRIDGE! She does have a double fridge - they are just detached and in separate rooms

3. Dolls house for Ron - she told us he likes playing with dolls house at nursery so has bought one from marketplace to upcycle (ie copying SS) YET, you can clearly see a red or pink dolls house on Ron’s little desk - so he does have one to play with! Bet she’s kicking herself for leaving that out! Now we know why all the toys are hidden!

4. FILTERING/ MENTAL HEALTH - she filters herself to the point of looking ridiculous! This is not good. We know that digitally altering ourselves is not good for mental health. She’s trying to achieve that flawless, skinny, amazing bone structure with large eyes look that a lot of people use. However, in reality she looks nothing like this. She looks just fine as she is. She also has a young impressionable niece who will be seeing this. Not great for body positivity and self esteem. Both her and SS are bad for this.

5. PLAYING SHOPS - I’m still disgusted at Home Bargain and P&G for thinking that ‘playing at shops’ was a good PR stunt! It wasn’t.

6. HARVEST FESTIVAL - i would still like to know whether she really did pay for all that food or did Tescos donate it when she was playing around in their stores the other night?

that’s all I have for today. I have a poorly child who needs a mum without a phone attached to her face , housework’s to do, and a dog that will need walking! ATV you lovely lot x

 

[Blondesx40x]

Yayy Fred title no 3
thanks guyssss for the votes, I'm so excited I could wee myself.
Hope work doesn't mind I've dressed up for the occasion, well got my shoulder out and my work top now spouts 'I am enough'
Over the logo...
Love you all to the moon and back

Thanks @Bunnykins for your recaps, we'd be lost without you

 

[Palms]

I wonder if she will put a tiny doll in the loft to represent trace?

 

[Pollyanna263]

She's never done tummy time with Lenor has she ? Poor kid slumped over the cushion all for the gram.. .

Can confirm also that the quality of her duvet cover are shit. The cheaper Tesco ones are better quality..

There are 8 Hinch cups ( not even tall enough for a mug) in my local little Tesco for a few weeks now.

No but Henry had some lovely playmat time last night!

 

[waffle maker]

You WHAT?? Second comment--- the (imaginary) lady keeps swiching Tesco clothes throughout the day?????

 

[msvilla12]

“Fashion icon Barbara Royle”.

Howling

 

[BeyoncéCarter-Knowles]

I know I’m early but thread title!

Baby Rose didn’t need to add it in her teens

This is the one. Please.

 

[Whatsmyusername]

Mr Hinch podcast...just played 20 seconds of it and he talks about how the Mr & Mrs Hinch podcast was their way of getting the truth out there about them.
Wonder what he would say in response to this then..(sorry if already posted, was a few weeks back)

 

[motherofdonkeys]

One can just imagine a Hinch household trip to the vets..

Vet: Mrs Hinch, Henry is very overweight, he needs to diet, his exercise upped each day otherwise his vital organs are going to fail, his heart is already struggling.

Mrs Hinch: How dare you, you troll. You're jussshhht jealous. My schmotto issshh be kind, ATB.

Vet: Well, Mrs Hinch, if you could perhaps bring yourself to 'be kind' to Henry, it might save his life. Try putting the phone down and listening?

Mrs Hinch: I'm posting this on stories and sshhhharing it with all my Hinchers sshhhoooo they can see what a big meanie you are.

Meanwhile..

 

[Bogwoppit]

This is going to sound harsh but she will one day find that poor dog lying dead in the house, all due to her & her idiot husband’s neglect, I actually feel sorry for Henry, I know we take the piss but 2 adults in the house both capable of walking a dog & neither bother, they just dose him up on food & he performs for the gram or he is asleep.

 

[queenpoppy27]

Why is she such a fucking cunt? SOPH THIS IS AN AGE APPROPRIATE DOLL HOUSE FOR YOUR SON!!! And probably something a lot similar to what the nursery has. Not a bland dull beige house full of choking hazards. Fuck I honestly don’t know how anyone actually likes her anymore. Although most of her followers have the mental capacity of the child in the picture playing with the doll house

 

[C7tyBlue5]

No one messaged her that. No one at all. It’s a tend message because she’s riled over SS getting more likes and comments!