No but Henry had some lovely playmat time last night!She's never done tummy time with Lenor has she ? Poor kid slumped over the cushion all for the gram...
Can confirm also that the quality of her duvet cover are tit. The cheaper Tesco ones are better quality..
There are 8 Hinch cups ( not even tall enough for a mug) in my local little Tesco for a few weeks now.
Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility
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Ron could not be less interested in Lon, could he? No spontaneous cuddles or even a quick poke in the eye? Maybe that was just mine when they were little? 
He is probably terrified of getting screeched at poor little miteRon could not be less interested in Lon, could he? No spontaneous cuddles or even a quick poke in the eye? Maybe that was just mine when they were little?
Little old me has only got an under counter fridge 
Am I enough? Is my fridge beautiful?
Am I enough? Is my fridge beautiful?
bunny I love the recap but how dare you even mention the queen Barbara to hinch!Mrs Hinch #443 Oh dear what can the matter be, no double fridge in Sopha's utility
Winning thread title by @Blondesx40x
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
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Saturday was spent tending to be Stacey again and giving BFF Traceās granny house a Greyskull makeover. Soph painted her fireplace grey and gave her a lot of Tessshhhco tat to create a recreation of her own house from 2017. Job done. Sheās clearly fishing for a home makeover show of her own, the only downside being sheās getting her interior tips from a 1998 episode of Changing Rooms.
Soph also revealed sheād bought Ronnie a dollās house from Facebook Marketplace And was going to do it up for him because he loves playing with the one at nursery. Letās hope itās cute and colourful, but no doubt itāll end up being a greige and crushed velvet horror that heās not allowed to play with. Sophie will laaav it though and as we all know, thatās the main thing.
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Sunday was World Mental Health Day and Soph was off the gram all day. For someone who has built her career off the back of her supposed mental health issues and has sold her story of anxiety umpteen times this was a rather strange omission. Still itās understandable as people may have asked too many questions of her and her very vague comments about whatās actually up with her other than ābutterflies in my tummyā .
Monday and she was back with another try hard ASMR video, we all really want to hear her pour a kettle down the plughole or open a window, itās riveting! Though I do think itās preferable to her usual taste in music.
Then there was another stolen quote and an ad for her tacky Tessshco loungewear where she channelled her fashion icon Barbara Royle.
The afternoon consisted of fridge reorganisation, which was basically her being a Beggy Mitchell to get freebies from John Lewis. She bought some plastic boxes for the fridge, but she already had some and basically tried to recreate Staceyās, also ridiculous, fridge organisation, whilst claiming to be down to earth with her āstandardāfridge guyshhh. Sheās not at all bitter about Staceyās utility ok? I wonder if she did the one in the garage she bought for extra Christmas food (that meant lots of cheese, well mugshots go in the cupboard) too?
Then there was another soppy quote about being a mum (stolen natch) and a video of poor old Henry unconscious in the living room before she fucked off for the night.
Sadly for Soph her final sign off showed that Ron actually already has a dollās house so surely the marketplace one isnāt just for content...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Hinch is denises personality and barbs dress sense. She definitely isnāt Barbara, barb loved her kids on the show, sheās my comfort telly mum
Guysshhhhh thatās Ronās little sylvanian house for his woodland animals itās not a dolls house. He just lavs it so I got him one for little people like in nursery. Hope that helps
Good morning beautiful Tattlers! @Bunnykins excellent recap as usual and no spilled coffee this morning!
Just going back to the story of Henry last night when she was about to take him upstairs and put him to bed and she found him slumped over Lenor's playmat, how can she look at him and not realise what her and Jamie have done to him? I'm normally the first to call Henry a wanker or fat dog Mendoza but even I was saddened last night when I saw him almost motionless on the floor! My neighbours have two cocker spaniels aged 11 and 9 and they are the most gorgeous dogs, cared for and looked after properly and still bouncing around like puppies. Mr Neighbour is retired and Mrs Neighbour works full time but I often see them both off out for long walks with the dogs. Hinch and that workshy washyourbumbuminnit clown of a husband have absolutely no excuse for not looking after Henry properly. He hasn't chosen to become obese through helping himself to goodies from the standard fridge, ordering takeaways and lying on the crushed velvet sofa with his knob out watching Sky TV! This has happened because those two dickheads have allowed it to happen. Through their sheer laziness and lack of demonstrable commitment to Henry, they've condemned him to a life of processed food and using plastic grass to occasionally wander across. I have no doubt they love him, especially Hinch although her love for him borders on perverse, but it's far from enough. They have all the time in the world to get out in the fresh air and walk Henry, even let him off the lead safely for a good gallop about but they choose to leave him alone when they do venture out which in turn heightens his separation anxiety. They sicken me, the pair of them.
Just going back to the story of Henry last night when she was about to take him upstairs and put him to bed and she found him slumped over Lenor's playmat, how can she look at him and not realise what her and Jamie have done to him? I'm normally the first to call Henry a wanker or fat dog Mendoza but even I was saddened last night when I saw him almost motionless on the floor! My neighbours have two cocker spaniels aged 11 and 9 and they are the most gorgeous dogs, cared for and looked after properly and still bouncing around like puppies. Mr Neighbour is retired and Mrs Neighbour works full time but I often see them both off out for long walks with the dogs. Hinch and that workshy washyourbumbuminnit clown of a husband have absolutely no excuse for not looking after Henry properly. He hasn't chosen to become obese through helping himself to goodies from the standard fridge, ordering takeaways and lying on the crushed velvet sofa with his knob out watching Sky TV! This has happened because those two dickheads have allowed it to happen. Through their sheer laziness and lack of demonstrable commitment to Henry, they've condemned him to a life of processed food and using plastic grass to occasionally wander across. I have no doubt they love him, especially Hinch although her love for him borders on perverse, but it's far from enough. They have all the time in the world to get out in the fresh air and walk Henry, even let him off the lead safely for a good gallop about but they choose to leave him alone when they do venture out which in turn heightens his separation anxiety. They sicken me, the pair of them.
Your fridge is enough, you're enoughLittle old me has only got an under counter fridge
She is such a FRAUD!!! An online FRAUD!
lots of things that have pissed me off:
1 Plagiarism - she is plagiarising quotes left, right and centre! Itās embarrassing now. Even my kids know not to plagiarise at school. She is meant to be an author! She should know better! Also how do the publishers - Penguin feel about plagiarism?? She canāt even spell, so when the quote is perfect, you only have to Google it to find she has copied it! She is an absolute idiot!
2. Detached double fridge- Sheās enticing people to buy things they probably donāt need just so John Lewis notice her - oh and sheās clearly copying SS with the fridge storage.
Hinch clearly doesnāt cook meals for the family like cottage pies,roast dinners, spaghetti bolognese etc. based on the contents of that fridge. We all know sheās hiding the ready meals in the GARAGE FRIDGE! She does have a double fridge - they are just detached and in separate rooms
3. Dolls house for Ron - she told us he likes playing with dolls house at nursery so has bought one from marketplace to upcycle (ie copying SS) YET, you can clearly see a red or pink dolls house on Ronās little desk - so he does have one to play with! Bet sheās kicking herself for leaving that out! Now we know why all the toys are hidden!
4. FILTERING/ MENTAL HEALTH - she filters herself to the point of looking ridiculous! This is not good. We know that digitally altering ourselves is not good for mental health. Sheās trying to achieve that flawless, skinny, amazing bone structure with large eyes look that a lot of people use. However, in reality she looks nothing like this. She looks just fine as she is. She also has a young impressionable niece who will be seeing this. Not great for body positivity and self esteem. Both her and SS are bad for this.
5. PLAYING SHOPS - Iām still disgusted at Home Bargain and P&G for thinking that āplaying at shopsā was a good PR stunt! It wasnāt.
6. HARVEST FESTIVAL - i would still like to know whether she really did pay for all that food or did Tescos donate it when she was playing around in their stores the other night?
thatās all I have for today. I have a poorly child who needs a mum without a phone attached to her face, houseworkās to do, and a dog that will need walking! ATV you lovely lot x
lots of things that have pissed me off:
1 Plagiarism - she is plagiarising quotes left, right and centre! Itās embarrassing now. Even my kids know not to plagiarise at school. She is meant to be an author! She should know better! Also how do the publishers - Penguin feel about plagiarism?? She canāt even spell, so when the quote is perfect, you only have to Google it to find she has copied it! She is an absolute idiot!
2. Detached double fridge- Sheās enticing people to buy things they probably donāt need just so John Lewis notice her - oh and sheās clearly copying SS with the fridge storage.
Hinch clearly doesnāt cook meals for the family like cottage pies,roast dinners, spaghetti bolognese etc. based on the contents of that fridge. We all know sheās hiding the ready meals in the GARAGE FRIDGE! She does have a double fridge - they are just detached and in separate rooms
3. Dolls house for Ron - she told us he likes playing with dolls house at nursery so has bought one from marketplace to upcycle (ie copying SS) YET, you can clearly see a red or pink dolls house on Ronās little desk - so he does have one to play with! Bet sheās kicking herself for leaving that out! Now we know why all the toys are hidden!
4. FILTERING/ MENTAL HEALTH - she filters herself to the point of looking ridiculous! This is not good. We know that digitally altering ourselves is not good for mental health. Sheās trying to achieve that flawless, skinny, amazing bone structure with large eyes look that a lot of people use. However, in reality she looks nothing like this. She looks just fine as she is. She also has a young impressionable niece who will be seeing this. Not great for body positivity and self esteem. Both her and SS are bad for this.
5. PLAYING SHOPS - Iām still disgusted at Home Bargain and P&G for thinking that āplaying at shopsā was a good PR stunt! It wasnāt.
6. HARVEST FESTIVAL - i would still like to know whether she really did pay for all that food or did Tescos donate it when she was playing around in their stores the other night?
thatās all I have for today. I have a poorly child who needs a mum without a phone attached to her face
, houseworkās to do, and a dog that will need walking! ATV you lovely lot x
Last nights story of Hen lying in a coma was a desperate attempt to convince us he still has his own bedroom. We all know big Freeds has firmly taken over that room so that she can deal with the night feeds.
If sheās planning on doing a post about her dog getting trolled she should think twice. How could even her most loyal āHinchersā (
) not see how morbidly obese he is? My dog doesnāt get walked as much as he should and I feel awful about it (but my circumstances are a far cry from hers) and heās a similar breed and age and nowhere near as fat as Henners. That goes to show that Henners mustnāt get walked at all 
) not see how morbidly obese he is? My dog doesnāt get walked as much as he should and I feel awful about it (but my circumstances are a far cry from hers) and heās a similar breed and age and nowhere near as fat as Henners. That goes to show that Henners mustnāt get walked at all She really should not be allowed to own a dog again after Henry. Cocker spaniels are very active and lively dog. Go on Tik tok and see how different a healthy one is compared to Henry! Itās really sad. I donāt know much about dogs but I was intrigued if they were quite lazy dogs after seeing the way he is but they arenāt. Sheās just a bad dog owner! Itās abuse to be honest letting him get that fat and barely taking him out 
look at this healthy cocker! He is half the size of Henry and his coat is so Healthy! Beautiful dog
look at this healthy cocker! He is half the size of Henry and his coat is so Healthy! Beautiful dog
This is going to sound harsh but she will one day find that poor dog lying dead in the house, all due to her & her idiot husbandās neglect, I actually feel sorry for Henry, I know we take the piss but 2 adults in the house both capable of walking a dog & neither bother, they just dose him up on food & he performs for the gram or he is asleep.
I wish Henry could go to the Spaniel people
I canāt even watch her anymore, she massively triggers me. I grew up with a mum who has narcissistic personality disorder and sheās so much like her. I joked yesterday but in all seriousness I just feel so sorry for those boys and their future.
Got a bit fast and loose with the wine last night after a bad day at work 
woke up this morning and Iām following grinch!!!! 
With a sore head and a heart full of shame i have swiftly unfollowed. How embarrassing
Great recap @Bunnykins dont know what weād do without you!
woke up this morning and Iām following grinch!!!! With a sore head and a heart full of shame i have swiftly unfollowed. How embarrassing Great recap @Bunnykins dont know what weād do without you!
As if John Lewis follow her on Instagram, Iāve told my partner to ditch his career at JL, itās just not worth it
And then she will be heartbroken and her mh will come out to play
That photo this morning Lon is too young to understand that his entire childhood is being paraded in front of the public purely for monetary gain, while poor Ron is thinking āhere we go again - same tit, different dayā.
Poor lads
Lon is too young to understand that his entire childhood is being paraded in front of the public purely for monetary gain, while poor Ron is thinking āhere we go again - same tit, different dayā.Poor lads
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