Does anyone actually sit and think "I want a linen dress with puffy sleeves and a belt" yes that's what I want today 
so precise?
so precise?
Mrs Hinch #432 Liar, liar, lounge set on fire, tend fair day and it was dire!
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The dress is not too bad but honestly with two young kids I wouldn’t dare wear it. Esp at that price! It would be wrecked in a few hours with my little ones. Maybe it’s suggestive of how much parenting she actually does!
That casserole dish is hideous!
Looks like it walked itself to the charity shop
Looks like it walked itself to the charity shop
Yes!! I’m back on Hinch’s stories motherflippers in a £30 pot no less. Fancy!! Fingers crossed for sausage and sprouts!
For work. For work. I’m am howling at that.
She’s my guilty pleasure, and totally agree, everyone is out doing her and she knows it
I’m waiting for the impromptu firework display when the lazy witch shoves that pumpkin monstrosity in the microwave with all its goldy bits 
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£30 for that monstrosity? It’s not worth that. She’s desperate for a deal with Next though isn’t she? She’s been shamelessly promoting their crap for weeks now. That ugly lamp was the start of it.
I don’t know what time they eat their tea but there’s no way a casserole would be good enough to eat at 6pm if she’s posted this at 3.30pm. I cook mine for 6hrs so everything is nice and cooked.
New dress is clearly a pre record coz she's not been out cleaning her bins and her window frames dressed like that and it's been fairly dull and overcast in Essex all day today, unless she's suggesting that she only got dressed at 3 o'clock in the afternoon?
She's going to cook soggy broccoli in that pot isn't she 
Anaemic sausage,soggy broccoli and tinned plum tomatoes.....and bisto.
Anaemic sausage,soggy broccoli and tinned plum tomatoes.....and bisto.
She’s basically described half of ss’s summer collection saying she couldn’t find anything like it, is that a bitchy jab because she didn’t get the full range for free and refused to pay? Or just an attempt to make out she’s classier than ss? Pitta all it came across as it bitchy, petulant, and like she’s the worst bff anyone could have the misfortune to know
Salmonella chicken mmmmmShe's going to cook soggy broccoli in that pot isn't she
Anaemic sausage,soggy broccoli and tinned plum tomatoes.....and bisto.
Who is this?She’s my guilty pleasure, and totally agree, everyone is out doing her and she knows it
Omg I got the winning fffffred title!
I just want to fank my mum.
My kids, who I hate.
Mysheep shoppers hinchers.
My mum again.
That tosser who lives in the garage, what do they call him… Jaymee I fink.
And basically anyone who has got me bof instagram faymuss and now tattle faymuss.
I was going to leave a plagiarised inspirational quote to finish but I’m busy browsing online fortat linen dresses bots tattle alpacas presents for my boys.
🤍bekond 🤍atv 🤍madeit 🤍faymuss 🤍greige
I just want to fank my mum.
My kids, who I hate.
My
My mum again.
That tosser who lives in the garage, what do they call him… Jaymee I fink.
And basically anyone who has got me bof instagram faymuss and now tattle faymuss.
I was going to leave a plagiarised inspirational quote to finish but I’m busy browsing online for
🤍bekond 🤍atv 🤍madeit 🤍faymuss 🤍greige
That means one of two things. And can only mean one of these, matter of fact. Either she’s photoshopped (again), or her mirror isn’t glass. In other words it’s cheap. Wonder which one
not sure allowed to name the account but think of the mister men books and she likes to eat a lot
And she wonders why she never got the Gousto gigShe's going to cook soggy broccoli in that pot isn't she
Anaemic sausage,soggy broccoli and tinned plum tomatoes.....and bisto.
And it must be white the most mother friendly colourDoes anyone actually sit and think "I want a linen dress with puffy sleeves and a belt" yes that's what I want today
so precise?
Surprised inch hasn’t got a life time supply of diarrhoea tablets with the slop she dishes up!
She wants to move her range from Tesco to Next to get herself some more dollar doesn’t she
She's after a new range "fiddles feasts"not sure allowed to name the account but think of the mister men books and she likes to eat a lot
And she wonders why she never got the Gousto gig
And it’s bloody hideous with its gold stalk.
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