Mrs Hinch #430 A child is for life not just for content!

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I have a very *very* similar situation to you here, you have my sympathies and inbox or whatever it is called on here is always open for a chat or rant!

Also yes the only thing I feel jealous of is the times she can palm the kids off on Mad Freda or the fact Jimmers is always around to take one of them if the other is kicking off.

Then I remember Ma and Jimbob are repulsive and think I would actually rather cope alone
 
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You are not a tend mum your kids are so lucky and when you get the chance I hope you and your partner enjoy a night out and a catch up with your friends x

Effffff offff I’m fucking VIP!? Mate, I’m fucking choked up… you bunch of brilliant C###s
Aw bubs I'm so happy for you
 
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I remember your disgust after the first date! Ha ha. Glad she’s started to see through Hinch and I hope her and your brother are very happy together
Hope your brood are doing well?!?
 
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Oh lovely, I feel you. I had 10 months between my middle two, and then was still feeding my two year old at night when the baby came along. You just feel like you're a dairy cow version of Harry Potter, stuck under the stairs feeding while the rest of the world zooms about outside. She's a tend mum though. She drops her kids off at whoever will take them and disappears off with her mean girl gang to scratch at her neck. You're at home actually being a mum, actually breastfeeding and actually being a lovely human being.
 
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As if these bingo outings aren’t an ad. I do like that she’d invited her sister this time though. Clearly she can’t stand Hinch alone.
I can imagine the phone call..... got to go out with that fucking psycho again tonight please come with me
 
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I'm assuming a line was already called before she got her line.... I hope.
 
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Another undeclared ad for Mecca bingo?
Poor sods in the bingo hall having to put up with these three
Well soph has had a difficult day today being at home with kids whilst making mop head pumpkins, enjoying family time with the cousins and now out playing bingo. She’s been out more time than I have this year, and I don’t have little ones
 
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The three of them don’t have a brain cell all together, they probably can’t figure out how bingo works, trio of fucknuggets.

these three idiots are so fucking annoying I swear
 
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Also yes I agree the Mecca thing is 100000% an ad and I’ve peeped at the comments on ig and there’s a couple of people that have noted it to. I keep noticing more and more people questioning stuff like this and I luv it guyssccchh I just can’t wait for the day these idiots have to get proper jobs and stop milking money off their thick followers
 
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My thoughts on today
- the pumpkin ‘crafts’ are absolutely fucking wank
- WHO BUYS MOPS TO MAKE PUMPKINS OUT OF THEM OMG THIS IS SO TRIGGERING
- lonnies head is a weird cone shape
- hinch in ‘my biological offspring has inherited some of my physical characteristics’ shocker - who’d have thought???
- all you wonderful mums on here feeling sad that this jumbo twat gets to swan off at the drop of a hat with her tend mates after spending all day making tend crafts and fingering a selection of lukewarm sweaty asda bargain range deli bits - just remember your kids know who you actually are and most likely LIKE you. More than hinch can say
 
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THIS WAS THE UPDATE I NEEDED.
As long as she doesn’t start calling his cat a big brother we’re all good!
 
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