Mrs Hinch #43 Nearly forgot to give it a mention, swipe up to pay for my extension

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I’ll be honest I think she does have a really lovely home before the extension. With the extension it’s still alright I guess. However it’s dull and boring. White and grey everywhere, throw in a bit of colour somewhere Soph! The layout of the downstairs makes no sense as someone previously mentioned if they need to answer the door they have to go around the entire house to get there. To take food from the kitchen to the dining room you need to walk down the hall too. It really hasn’t been well thought out at all. But as my gran used to say - each to their own.

Also she got the awning to block out the sun on the tv AFTER they did the extension on the side the old living room was on. But when she was showing it off she was still hiding the giant second home attached to the side so had to say ‘it will block out the sun on the tv’. Massive liar!
 
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Are those smaller tassels the type that adult entertainers wear?
As for the light switch covers
I 'd offer my services as an interior designer-but I charge!!
 
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She really does fancy herself as some amazing interior designer who can do the glam look on a budget. She may have bought all her ‘ebayers’ but everytime someone swipes up on those links and buys something she gets money.
 
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Yeah whole thing is odd. It’s not a good layout at all. As if 3 bathroom weren’t enough. Who needs 4 bathrooms for 2.5 people? I’ve never seen a house where the number of bathrooms = the number of bedrooms [emoji52]


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Dont forget handsomes! Surprised he isn’t made to shit in the human toilet too and has his own bathroom! Like the cat in meet the fockers
 
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Blimey I felt like I was watching a black and white video on her last stories! No lie it actually hurt my eyes when it went onto the next one which was in colour
 
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I've never brought into the whole hinch hype but do follow her and one thing I've noticed is she acts so ditsy in her stories but when it's time for selling items with her swipes ups OH MY DAYS how different is she!! Selling head on!! Can hear the little selling tactics she uses.
Hinch army wake up please!
 
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It’s all an act
 
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It’s actually not the second oldest town in England, however it is the second oldest town in Essex.
There are several oldest towns in Great Britain including Abingdon, Thatcham and Colchester.
 
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Those light switches are the tackiest things ever she needs to give them up.

She needs to stop putting unnecessary shit in her home with a baby too. Once he starts pulling on things she will regret it or replace it with more tack from the money she made from swipe ups.
 
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I’m an ex hincher and can’t believe I was sucked in. ‘Trolls leave me alone all I do is clean my home’ no love, all you do is push stuff to sell that people can’t afford, she has 6 ads today and not a single cleaning tip. She can’t say all she does is clean anymore cause it’s not and I’m bored of it now. You’ve made enough money to double the size of your house and you’ve been gifted all the stuff to go in it, can we just stop now please.
 
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I feel like the video showing her watching the qvc channel is her swotting up on the current sales tactics used by people who prey on vulnerable people to buy cheap tat! She’s exclaiming how amazing it all looks. Who has to hoover up nails on the regular? Nobody normal! (Also surely picking them up isn’t too tasking if you’be dropped some?)
 
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Well said
 
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and just like she's gone!... Drops her cheap swipes ups for her
Another tactic she uses find cheap items because she has more chances of her hinch army swiping up and purchasing them than she would more pricey items.
Then later the ditsy lady comes back.
 
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She's made her million so now the audience gets to watch her wallow in the paid for and kindly gifted chintz palace like a pig in shit
 
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I think it’s been mentioned before but can you imagine how annoying it must be for poor little Soph to not be able to prance on the high street in the designer stuff she 100% has in her closet because she has to remain “relatable”? If she was papped in Louboutins and Louis Vuitton handbags her “Soph from the village just like you” act would go up in flames.
 
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Can just picture the scene can’t you...

Jamie - “come on babe let’s go take Henry to the only field he’s ever been in before we go round your Mums for your favourite dinner”

Grinch - “oh hang on handsomes let me put some cheeky swipes ups on for the shoppers first for these tacky as fuck light switches and cheap curtain rods and tie backs”

Both fall into hysterics laughing as the £ in their eyes get bigger and bigger and bigger
 
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I wonder if she keeps those tacky light switch covers on once she’s added her swipe ups? We must take note and see if they’re still in situ in a couple of weeks.

Also, going back a few stories now but does anyone else cringe when they hear Jamie speak?! Him admiring the football kit made me wince.. he sounds like such a chav; what’s with the word “mate” on the end of every sentence?!
 
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