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A new Hobbie, A new Jobbie, but still sharing pics of lardsomes Knobby!
* Just to clarify Hobbie spelt like that on purpose
She can cook, she used to show risotto and other edible meals until she changed her narrative yet again!How the hell can you get to her age and not know how to cook?! Has everyone just been wiping her arse her whole life?! Honestly, my mom had me cooking dinner for us at 13!I was fully domesticated by the time I was 16, as was my brother.
I'm surprised Jamie isnt malnourished with her random concoctions giving him the shits every day... then again, its the takeaways isnt it thats made him gain a bit of weight, because it isnt home cooked meals!
and wrapped them in baconPresumably this was because one of her friends is a vegetarian so Simple Sopha thought to herself "Oh no, I can't serve sausages. I know, I'll use baby corn instead."
Or wafer-thin ham, just like The Royle Family!and wrapped them in bacon
That party was brilliant! When she invited them all over, got them all to chip in for a Chinese and then James frogmarched them out at 10pm with arms full of half empty cleaning shiteMoving day??
Wasn’t there a party where they all left with half used bottles of spring awakening?! Literally nothing else, just a half full bottle of some P&G product each. Not even a new one!!
Ohhhh and now I remember she served some chicken thing that had golden syrup in it!
Oh god we can but hope! She’d have to wait until she can use her phone with her nose before she could post again.Has Grinch took a finger off with a belt sander or something? Quiet AF today
This is brilliant! Can’t wait to see your new definitions added.This reminded me of The Urban Dictionary
I typed in Hinched and there wasn’t a definition- so I made one … just waiting for it to be reviewed. Your post was my inspiration for it….
Meanwhile I found this on there. This definition was created in 2018I’m sure it’s probably been shared before but for shits and giggles I post again
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Was expecting a flood of stories today featuring soph and her 'dry brusssshhhh'Has Grinch took a finger off with a belt sander or something? Quiet AF today
Either that or she's in talks with her lawyer about pulling out of a house purchaseHas Grinch took a finger off with a belt sander or something? Quiet AF today
What... Cling on?Forgive me guysssschhhh for I have sinned. It’s been about a month since my last confession.
I have the same name as the niece and I’m getting anxiety with all the mentions *scratches neck/slaps phone/slaps face*. Hope this doesn’t ruin my immunity because I don’t want to be papped distressing a shit, second hand, pine mirror on my drive. ATV
shes always commenting on people more well known than her so embarazzingShe gets where a fart doesn’t (repost cos I hadn’t scribbled out the likers ha) View attachment 738419
Thing is she has time for this shit. And to publicly answer back to non fans...She gets where a fart doesn’t (repost cos I hadn’t scribbled out the likers ha) View attachment 738419
I'm curious to know how the name cling on come about for the niece.What... Cling on?
Cool name lol
She gets where a fart doesn’t!! Dying hereShe gets where a fart doesn’t (repost cos I hadn’t scribbled out the likers ha) View attachment 738419
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