Mrs Hinch #423 Mirror mirror painted white, Hinch’s content is increasingly sh…

[Bunnykins]

Mrs Hinch #423 - Mirror mirror painted white, Hinch’s content is increasingly sh…

Winning Thread Title is by @MaldonMalaise
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 guyshhh )

Friday night saw Jamie trying to convince us that living in Castle Greyskull with Mrs Hinch didn’t mean that the place was always spotless... yeah we know that we’ve seen her dust the bedside tables with your dirty pants, throw nappies on the sofa and you kick a nappy all over the stair carpet. We are well aware that hygiene isn’t a big thing for you. Also cleaning doesn’t mean spraying febreeze on everything.
A few staged shots of the house looking messy with takeaway cartons and carefully placed kids toys were put up. This follows on from Sophie’s own photos of the house looking a mess. Not sure what they’re trying to achieve with showing that she’s not in to cleaning any more but they’re definitely up to something and trying to get away from her being known for cleaning.

She was up early on Sunday to show off her new Nike trackie and huge hoop earrings. Her transformation into chavvy 15 year old skank is now complete. Still no sign of her modelling Stacey’s new In The Style range that other Instagrammers have already been gifted and advertising for or indeed of wearing any of her own Teshhhco tat loungewear.

Sunday also saw the completion of Stacey’s sorry Sophie’s plot to take over her Best Bub’s identity.... but are they still best bubs? Even little Ron, who was done up in a knock off barrrskitball kit from a Chinese sweatshop, has apparently got a new best friend called Elizabeth who’s never been mentioned before as Rex was supposedly his bestie. Coming so soon after Trace was allowed out of the loft and declared as Hinch’s BFF again could this mean there’s trouble between the rival houses of Castle Greyskull and Pickle Cottage?
Ronnie escaped for part of the day by going to Elizabeth’s birthday party. Jamie uploaded a cute video of him “writing” on her card then ruined it with his “ha ha ha awww love ya” bollocks at the end. Buffoon... (Note..that’s how you spell it Soph!)

Anyways Soph has now decided she’s an upcycling interior designer and has started taking on DIY projects with her dad, Big Al. The fact that Stacey and her dad do DIY projects is merely a coincidence. Yesterday’s time travelling project was a mirror that was found on Facebook, bought overnight, collected by Jamie in the morning and then completely renovated by teatime. The theme was shoddy shit and Soph made a right pig’s ear out of helping Al, who’d taken time out from sobbing to bring his sander round.
The finished product was rather pitiful and looked fit for the tip but Soph has just the place for it.... yeah, yeah your new mansion that the sheep will think you deserve for shining your sink.
A sickly video, complete with power ballad, of Soph rubbing a knob and Al watering down some dulux with his tears was also shared as Soph declared this is now her new hobby and she and her dad have ALWAYS wanted to do this!
They had created the mirror of her dreams, despite the fact she originally wanted to buy a ladder not a mirror...

Sunday night and she revealed she’d bought another mirror..is it of dreams though? .. off Facebook and Jamie is to collect it on Monday morning at 9.30am.
He then shared a photo of her looking at a pine table at 11.30pm. There’s no room for all this shit in her house so it’s pretty obvious the big move is coming....why can’t they just be honest for once and say?!

Monday morning and she’s up early watching home renovation shows on tv .. she’s as subtle as a fart in a lift.
She was also worried about Len having spots on his cheeks in case they’re sore and then proceeded to claw at his little face with her manky talons. Maybe stop washing everything in 50 litres of perfumed chemicals, stop scrabbling at his face with your dirty finger nails and pop to the chemist to get some advice instead of asking your sheep who will tell you to rub some elbow grease on to him and hope for the best.

The second mirror has now arrived and she’s sanding it in the lounge next to the baby’s pram, it should be finished by lunchtime when the wardrobes and dining table will arrive in the boot of Jamie’s car and Len will be coughing up sawdust.


Hinch’s furniture renovation to do list...

Check Stacey’s Instagram grid for inspo
Paint alpacas baaayyyyyyje
Find an old ladder to try and make it look like Stacey’s barfroom shelves which probs cost £1000 from a designer home store
Send Jamie out to collect furniture without any money to pay for it cos it should be gifted anyway
Hire someone who can do upcycling properly

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

 

[Gonefishing]

Sooooo….sat on an interview panel recently and one of the candidates had a rather well known surname. My colleague is a MASSIVE hincher (I’ve tried, believe me!) so at the end of the interview she excitingly asked if the candidate was related to our Soph and sure enough they were (on Inch’s side) however they added that this was not something they usually admit to in public, they no longer speak to “that side of the family” and if you think she is bad now, wait till you see what’s coming but didn’t elaborate.
My poor colleague was speechless as I shook their hand and showed them out the door.

 

[Blondesx40x]

Ffs you killed me @Bunnykins
"A sickly video, complete with power ballad, of Soph rubbing a knob and Al watering down some dulux with his tears"

 

[mgh727]

She has got an incredibly obsessive, impulsive and addictive personality, it isn’t healthy

She can’t just have one Facebook market place find, she needs more and she needs them as soon as possible
She can’t just have one bottle of zoflora she needs cupboards filled with the stuff
She can’t just have one seer sucker bed set from Matalan she needs 7
She can’t just have one day trip to the beach, she suddenly needs a beach hut
She can’t just have a trip to the farm, she suddenly needs a whole farm rammed to the brim with animals

Her impulsivity and obsessive behaviour isn’t normal, the pine furniture upcycling is just the latest obsession of many and in a few weeks we won’t hear about it again and she’ll be into the next obsession

 

[Pollyanna263]

Think she meant to post this on Inch’s stories rather than her own? Or is she referring to herself in the third person now?

 

[Danielle0120]

Ohh wow, what an amazingly important job you do

I always, always said even when I was a child that I wanted to work in a funeral home. My mum thought I was so weird but it just felt right to me. I was put so off by her reaction that I grew up thinking it was a stupid idea. Maybe when my littlest is bigger I might look into it properly.

Oh you should in the future when you feel ready. I highly recommend you go for it. It's not a job for everyone.
I only wanted to because when my mum died she looked horrific in the morgue. Really bad. It traumatised me but when I viewed her in the funeral home she looked so peaceful and beautiful, and just looked like mum and I was at peace, that final image of her was lovely - because of them and the work they did. So I wanted to make other family members feel what I felt. So I did. I got up, I did what I had to and now I'm here.
Alot of people I know think it's weird, they don't know how I do it. You really do see some brutal things, children still get to me alot, that'll never get easier, but I just treat them all with respect, I talk to them, I say good morning and goodnight individually and I make them look as comfortable and beautiful as possible, I love my job xx

 

[F the dust.]

I'll write this again since we're on a new thread. Her and twat face were driving around in lockdown looking at house's in the country, we know it they know it..it's long since been bought! Now she's watching country house restoration...and the stupid bastards who have made her rich don't seem to have a lot going on upstairs cos they'll all be so surprised by it when she announces it with a field montage and a suitable power ballad surprised and crying cos they deserve it!

 

[mrsBShome]

Oh I dunno, maybe in a bloody wardrobe like the rest of us

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

People ARE starting to wake up to her, you just have to type Mrs hinch into twitter and see that the majority of the mentions and tweets are negative. I remember year or two ago everyone on there was raving about her. If she has bought a new house, which I'm pretty sure she has, she will alienate herself even further because she is no longer this relatable girl in a 3 bed new build who likes a bit of cleaning. She has genuinely sold herself, her kids, everything, and its very sad. One day though she really will be a has been, and she had nothing to fall back on. SS and Orange man Joe, at least have stuff to fall back on. Hinch has nothing, no tv background apart from a few cringe interviews which even then she messed up and got flustered, she can't sing, she has no talent, everything she does is copied from someone else like this up styling of mirrors etc. Like so many Instagram huns, it isn't sustainable long term. Her life is now just pre records, lies, selling.. it is actually at the point where everything she does is questioned because she is so dishonest and has been caught out loads.

 

[Appleseeds]

Thread title suggestion:

“mirror mirror on the wall, none left on Facebook, hinch bought them all”

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

So she’s gone from struggling with two kids, wiping her face with a nappy because she’s so very very tired to spending two days pricking about with painting projects ok Sopha

 

[Cassy Role]

Just saw the post about the part of her book where Jamie says she can’t have a normal holiday now as people will approach them for pics and will want to meet Ronnie…

What’s the problem?? This is a woman who is always saying how much she loves all her insta mates and how she’s safe in the knowledge that Ronnie has millions of Aunties who would look after him. So why is it an issue if they want to say hello??

I’ll tell you what the issue is. She knows Hinchers are obsessed weirdos who she wouldn’t want anywhere near her or her sons. She just likes making money off them and wouldn’t give them the shit off her shoe. In reality Hinchers give Sophie the ick. Mrs Hinch doesn’t step foot out of Instagram.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Thread title -

Sophie can whitewash perfectly well thank you

 

[Andioooop]

Where did your chiselled chin go Sopha hunnay?

 

[LT2201]

Rex living his best life on holiday at a caravan park and Ronnie aimlessly walking around his garden whilst his mother is living Her best life sanding TAT

That's the thing, she thinks she's "too famous" for all that. I think Jimbobtinyknob has a lot to do with that,I found this bit interesting in her book(finished finally!), He's clearly convinced her that she's some kind of superstar. Yet Stacey has been in the public eye for over 10 years as has Tango Joe and are very much more well known than Rose and Fred West in the making of they get their new house.

 

[Boringsomes]

I’ve just seen this on Facebook about her ‘hack’
I’d eat me fucking hat if he made a video taking the piss out of her videos

 

[MaldonMalaise]

MY FIRST THREAD TITLE! I’m thank you so much everyone. Let’s crack open the crunky snacks and ignore our toddlers for Hinch is back and in full force. What perfectly acceptable mid century furniture will she fuck up today?

 

[Bunnykins]

I hate the way they dress Ron like he’s going out later to burn tyres on some waste ground.

 

[MumSays]

When you got a 10am photoshoot chasing Lardsomes round the garden and a 2pm ASBO hearing...

 

[I_love_itttt]

I think it means fucked up/fucking about with.

This reminded me of The Urban Dictionary
I typed in Hinched and there wasn’t a definition- so I made one … just waiting for it to be reviewed. Your post was my inspiration for it ….
Meanwhile I found this on there. This definition was created in 2018 I’m sure it’s probably been shared before but for shits and giggles I post again