Mrs Hinch #423 - Mirror mirror painted white, Hinch’s content is increasingly sh…
Winning Thread Title is by @MaldonMalaise
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Friday night saw Jamie trying to convince us that living in Castle Greyskull with Mrs Hinch didn’t mean that the place was always spotless... yeah we know that we’ve seen her dust the bedside tables with your dirty pants, throw nappies on the sofa and you kick a nappy all over the stair carpet. We are well aware that hygiene isn’t a big thing for you. Also cleaning doesn’t mean spraying febreeze on everything.
A few staged shots of the house looking messy with takeaway cartons and carefully placed kids toys were put up. This follows on from Sophie’s own photos of the house looking a mess. Not sure what they’re trying to achieve with showing that she’s not in to cleaning any more but they’re definitely up to something and trying to get away from her being known for cleaning.
She was up early on Sunday to show off her new Nike trackie and huge hoop earrings. Her transformation into chavvy 15 year old skank is now complete. Still no sign of her modelling Stacey’s new In The Style range that other Instagrammers have already been gifted and advertising for or indeed of wearing any of her own Teshhhco tat loungewear.
Sunday also saw the completion of Stacey’s sorry Sophie’s plot to take over her Best Bub’s identity.... but are they still best bubs? Even little Ron, who was done up in a knock off barrrskitball kit from a Chinese sweatshop, has apparently got a new best friend called Elizabeth who’s never been mentioned before as Rex was supposedly his bestie. Coming so soon after Trace was allowed out of the loft and declared as Hinch’s BFF again could this mean there’s trouble between the rival houses of Castle Greyskull and Pickle Cottage?
Ronnie escaped for part of the day by going to Elizabeth’s birthday party. Jamie uploaded a cute video of him “writing” on her card then ruined it with his “ha ha ha awww love ya” bollocks at the end. Buffoon... (Note..that’s how you spell it Soph!)
Anyways Soph has now decided she’s an upcycling interior designer and has started taking on DIY projects with her dad, Big Al. The fact that Stacey and her dad do DIY projects is merely a coincidence. Yesterday’s time travelling project was a mirror that was found on Facebook, bought overnight, collected by Jamie in the morning and then completely renovated by teatime. The theme was shoddy tit and Soph made a right pig’s ear out of helping Al, who’d taken time out from sobbing to bring his sander round.
The finished product was rather pitiful and looked fit for the tip but Soph has just the place for it....
yeah, yeah your new mansion that the sheep will think you deserve for shining your sink. 
A sickly video, complete with power ballad, of Soph rubbing a knob and Al watering down some dulux with his tears was also shared as Soph declared this is now her new hobby and she and her dad have ALWAYS wanted to do this!
They had created the mirror of her dreams, despite the fact she originally wanted to buy a ladder not a mirror...
Sunday night and she revealed she’d bought another mirror..is it of dreams though? .. off Facebook and Jamie is to collect it on Monday morning at 9.30am.
He then shared a photo of her looking at a pine table at 11.30pm. There’s no room for all this tit in her house so it’s pretty obvious the big move is coming....why can’t they just be honest for once and say?!
Monday morning and she’s up early watching home renovation shows on tv .. she’s as subtle as a fart in a lift.
She was also worried about Len having spots on his cheeks in case they’re sore and then proceeded to claw at his little face with her manky talons. Maybe stop washing everything in 50 litres of perfumed chemicals, stop scrabbling at his face with your dirty finger nails and pop to the chemist to get some advice instead of asking your sheep who will tell you to rub some elbow grease on to him and hope for the best.
The second mirror has now arrived and she’s sanding it in the lounge next to the baby’s pram, it should be finished by lunchtime when the wardrobes and dining table will arrive in the boot of Jamie’s car and Len will be coughing up sawdust.
Hinch’s furniture renovation to do list...
Check Stacey’s Instagram grid for inspo
Paint alpacas baaayyyyyyje
Find an old ladder to try and make it look like Stacey’s barfroom shelves which probs cost £1000 from a designer home store
Send Jamie out to collect furniture without any money to pay for it cos it should be gifted anyway
Hire someone who can do upcycling properly
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning Thread Title is by @MaldonMalaise
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 guyshhh
)Friday night saw Jamie trying to convince us that living in Castle Greyskull with Mrs Hinch didn’t mean that the place was always spotless... yeah we know that we’ve seen her dust the bedside tables with your dirty pants, throw nappies on the sofa and you kick a nappy all over the stair carpet. We are well aware that hygiene isn’t a big thing for you. Also cleaning doesn’t mean spraying febreeze on everything.
A few staged shots of the house looking messy with takeaway cartons and carefully placed kids toys were put up. This follows on from Sophie’s own photos of the house looking a mess. Not sure what they’re trying to achieve with showing that she’s not in to cleaning any more but they’re definitely up to something and trying to get away from her being known for cleaning.
She was up early on Sunday to show off her new Nike trackie and huge hoop earrings. Her transformation into chavvy 15 year old skank is now complete. Still no sign of her modelling Stacey’s new In The Style range that other Instagrammers have already been gifted and advertising for or indeed of wearing any of her own Teshhhco tat loungewear.
Sunday also saw the completion of Stacey’s sorry Sophie’s plot to take over her Best Bub’s identity.... but are they still best bubs? Even little Ron, who was done up in a knock off barrrskitball kit from a Chinese sweatshop, has apparently got a new best friend called Elizabeth who’s never been mentioned before as Rex was supposedly his bestie. Coming so soon after Trace was allowed out of the loft and declared as Hinch’s BFF again could this mean there’s trouble between the rival houses of Castle Greyskull and Pickle Cottage?
Ronnie escaped for part of the day by going to Elizabeth’s birthday party. Jamie uploaded a cute video of him “writing” on her card then ruined it with his “ha ha ha awww love ya” bollocks at the end. Buffoon... (Note..that’s how you spell it Soph!)
Anyways Soph has now decided she’s an upcycling interior designer and has started taking on DIY projects with her dad, Big Al. The fact that Stacey and her dad do DIY projects is merely a coincidence. Yesterday’s time travelling project was a mirror that was found on Facebook, bought overnight, collected by Jamie in the morning and then completely renovated by teatime. The theme was shoddy tit and Soph made a right pig’s ear out of helping Al, who’d taken time out from sobbing to bring his sander round.
The finished product was rather pitiful and looked fit for the tip but Soph has just the place for it....
yeah, yeah your new mansion that the sheep will think you deserve for shining your sink. A sickly video, complete with power ballad, of Soph rubbing a knob and Al watering down some dulux with his tears was also shared as Soph declared this is now her new hobby and she and her dad have ALWAYS wanted to do this!
They had created the mirror of her dreams, despite the fact she originally wanted to buy a ladder not a mirror...
Sunday night and she revealed she’d bought another mirror..is it of dreams though? .. off Facebook and Jamie is to collect it on Monday morning at 9.30am.
He then shared a photo of her looking at a pine table at 11.30pm. There’s no room for all this tit in her house so it’s pretty obvious the big move is coming....why can’t they just be honest for once and say?!
Monday morning and she’s up early watching home renovation shows on tv .. she’s as subtle as a fart in a lift.
She was also worried about Len having spots on his cheeks in case they’re sore and then proceeded to claw at his little face with her manky talons. Maybe stop washing everything in 50 litres of perfumed chemicals, stop scrabbling at his face with your dirty finger nails and pop to the chemist to get some advice instead of asking your sheep who will tell you to rub some elbow grease on to him and hope for the best.
The second mirror has now arrived and she’s sanding it in the lounge next to the baby’s pram, it should be finished by lunchtime when the wardrobes and dining table will arrive in the boot of Jamie’s car and Len will be coughing up sawdust.
Hinch’s furniture renovation to do list...
Check Stacey’s Instagram grid for inspo
Paint alpacas baaayyyyyyje
Find an old ladder to try and make it look like Stacey’s barfroom shelves which probs cost £1000 from a designer home store
Send Jamie out to collect furniture without any money to pay for it cos it should be gifted anyway
Hire someone who can do upcycling properly
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
@Bunnykins 
