I can see the salesman's face now when they turn in that car. "Has it ever been in an accident?" "no, but we doused in flour once".
Mrs Hinch #421 Nappy on your face, a big disgrace, Ron’s gonna poo all over the place
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Me too! I can’t stand the woman but at least she’s making an effort and the boy seemed to love it!
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She's lost it... seriously desperate for engagement or what. She's all over the place with her stories. I think she's well and truly lost the plot. Posting pics of her son on the toilet while she laughed, raw chicken slop dinner and now the flour over the car. Well done Sofa... you have excelled yourself.
I have "fries to go" in my freezer for this exact reasonconfession to make. I do! But they’re never touched as a main meal, just there in the freezer and occasionally when I’m hungover and peckish on a Sunday (before I have a Chinese) il have a box smothered in cheese… ok il see myself out, ATV
they piss all over micro chips ha
Did she really ask for a bleeping discount?? She is an absolute boil on the ass of humanity!!! 
exactly! These poor people fleeing Afghanistan with nothing but the clothes on their backs and this absolute tool is just wasting food for fun. Absolutely idiotic!Does this bleeping horror of a human being realise there’s food shortages that are going to get worse before they get better?! I know, let’s dump a bag of flour over the car, because that’s how we want our children to behave. Jesus ChristAlso Soph, lunch looked just as revolting as dinner. Stick to the microwave chips love
ATV
It will be with donkey people now
I asked my husband what he would do if I took the children out to throw flour at the car (ours isn’t worth £70k) and he looked at me strangely and said I would think you had lost the ducking plot why how is Jamie ok with this kind of weird behaviour can someone please actually check shes alright because if this is what months off to think of content has done shes coming across as desperate as Jamie for fame at this point anything for attention even if you look like a prize prick
What have I just watched? 
Content. She's making content.
I can't keep up with these threads so don't normally comment, but WTAF. She has seriously lost the plot.
Wanting to show the 'real' side of parenting. Well where have you been for the last 3 months?! All you care about is the insta 'reel' side of parenting. She seems seriously manic and desperate for attention. These are not the actions of a normal mother of two. I think she and Inch are seriously fucked up.
You can tell she thinks she can move into the mommy insta account and trying to be relatable. So far from it! Trust me Sopha, you are everything that a parent should not be. Disgusting creatures the pair of them.
Wanting to show the 'real' side of parenting. Well where have you been for the last 3 months?! All you care about is the insta 'reel' side of parenting. She seems seriously manic and desperate for attention. These are not the actions of a normal mother of two. I think she and Inch are seriously fucked up.
You can tell she thinks she can move into the mommy insta account and trying to be relatable. So far from it! Trust me Sopha, you are everything that a parent should not be. Disgusting creatures the pair of them.
I have the same car as her (I shudder as I write this, for the record it’s the only possession we share and I don’t have clothes to showcase my bony shoulder in the depths of winter). It’s pants and constantly breaks (obvs she wouldn’t be able to sit in the garage for ages like I do, because of the paps…ahem). But throwing flour at it? Kind of a waste of flour and creates a totally unnecessary job cleaning it.
Her children’s activities are really really bizarre. She doesn’t seem to do anything that I’d describe as normal with a 2 year old, like painting, crafts, jigsaws, simple board games etc. She may have a baby but she also has two adults on hand. It’s really not that hard even if you google educational games with toddlers.
And that’s not a normal tea. It is possible to cook without pastry and oodles of cream and cheese.
Her children’s activities are really really bizarre. She doesn’t seem to do anything that I’d describe as normal with a 2 year old, like painting, crafts, jigsaws, simple board games etc. She may have a baby but she also has two adults on hand. It’s really not that hard even if you google educational games with toddlers.
And that’s not a normal tea. It is possible to cook without pastry and oodles of cream and cheese.
As they began slinging flour at the car Ronhazfootz took a tiny moment to almost clean his hands. (Not that indifferent to him spraying the windows clean after drawing on them.) That poor child looks like he has OCD or sensory issues stemming from the way his neurotic mother behaves around him. It’s so sad.
Would anyone else’s two year old be doing an activity like that completely silently? Not so much as a squeal of delight 
poor little boy
poor little boy
What’s their name
my son is 2 nearly 3 and he’s never watched and Iv never heard of this blippi
Is the little village of Maldon missing a bleeping idiot today? Letting Ronnie throw flour at the car was beyond ridiculous! What happens when he picks up a handful of gravel and throws that at the car? He won't have a clue that it will damage it because he doesn't know the difference between flour and gravel yet. That lunatic that tends to be his mother will undoubtedly shout admonish him for something he was allowed to do and was fun for him! He'll be confused, upset and bewildered and she won't even acknowledge it as her fault! Jamie must really have no bleeping balls either if he's allowed this latest lunacy to ensue!
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