Guyssss there’s a spider crawling on my wall going to sleep with some tooth paste on my face tonight 
Mrs Hinch #42 This same thread’s been going for years, Hinch is boring us to tears
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Video or it didn’t happenI got an enormous spider out of my daughters room today. No toothpaste involved. I used a newspaper and a bowl. And then I fell off her bed into the washing basket. I managed to keep the spider in the bowl with the paper on top as well. I should get a reward.
Me tooYAY! someone else! lol. i always end up having the argument with my sisters about what it's called. they went to boarding school in England whilst i stayed in France with my Scottish parents, so i'm more scottish than them with my phrases
Diluting juice Mon-Thur & prosecco on the weekends I thought this when I saw the story and she was going on about lovely open plan living/kitchens so why not do this when her house was remodelled??After all our talk on here about how lovely a kitchen island would have been and its 'her dream'.... Why didn't you get one whilst having your 100k extension then?
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Glaswegian here and I call it diluting juice too. I can’t be doing with it being called squash (I think of butternut squash when I hear this lol) or cordial. [emoji23] It just doesn’t feel right to me.
New thread: cottage holidays and a double house extension, all because you swiped up or did I forget to mention?
Because she hasn’t hinted enough about it to get it gifted yet
Surprised she’s not said “so guys we went off on our really cheap (#gifted) cottage breaks and when we came home we saw someone had added another house to ours
we were completely shocked and overwhelmed at the kindness of (insert builders name) that they wanted to surprise us and little won won, aww thanks guys u know me I’m just little old anxious Soph from down the road who doesn’t understand how I’ve become famous”P.s swipe up for an extension!Surprised she’s not said “so guys we went off on our really cheap (#gifted) cottage breaks and when we came home we saw someone had added another house to ours
Scotland it’s diluting juiceDiluting juice !! I’ve never heard that before where avoids are you from
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Hinch has got us yawning wonder when she's getting her gifted awning
Did she get her awning yet lol
Hinch has got us yawning wonder when she's getting her gifted awning
Did she get her awning yet lol
Thought this was disgusting. We go to many holiday cottages with our dog and she never sits on the sofas unless she is on a double folded fleece of hers. As for Henry having a bed too, I bet the owner will not be happy when they find out....I think that was taking the piss quite frankly . The first cottage she stayed in was from £884 a week, so probably that’s the price for low season....hardly relatable to her Hinchers is it !
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I cannot begin to understand how she was able to spend the first 6 weeks of her son's life darting about holiday rentals "in the middle of nowhere". There would be so much crap you'd need lug around: bottles, sterilising equipment, nappies, travel cot, changing mats, play mats, pram, etc. I know she has a whacking great range rover to stick it all in but, for someone who claims to suffer from anxiety so crippling she struggles to travel, this surely would have been a nightmare?!
Also, I'm not sure how it works in England, but in Scotland you have midwife visits day 1,3,5 and 10 of your baby's life, and health visitor visits weekly after that until week six. Surely she couldn't have been that far from home to forgo essential checks on herself and her baby?! Although the fact that she hopped into a hot tub so soon after birth perhaps suggests otherwise!!
I would consider myself a fairly laid back parent, but this little "break" immediately after the birth of my first child, hormones raging, would have been hugely stressful. A woman who claims to be such an anxious home bird would surely have, at the very least, struggled with this?
Just another aspect of Mrs Hinch's life where you can't help but feel you're being sold something not quite right.
And, hi all! Stumbled across this thread a couple of months ago and it has been illuminating to say the least. Feel like quite the chump for buying into the brand for so long.
Also, I'm not sure how it works in England, but in Scotland you have midwife visits day 1,3,5 and 10 of your baby's life, and health visitor visits weekly after that until week six. Surely she couldn't have been that far from home to forgo essential checks on herself and her baby?! Although the fact that she hopped into a hot tub so soon after birth perhaps suggests otherwise!!
I would consider myself a fairly laid back parent, but this little "break" immediately after the birth of my first child, hormones raging, would have been hugely stressful. A woman who claims to be such an anxious home bird would surely have, at the very least, struggled with this?
Just another aspect of Mrs Hinch's life where you can't help but feel you're being sold something not quite right.
And, hi all! Stumbled across this thread a couple of months ago and it has been illuminating to say the least. Feel like quite the chump for buying into the brand for so long.
Theres no way I would have been getting in a hot tub a few weeks after giving birth. And going between cottages with a newborn sounds awful, you’d just want to be in your own house getting settled in
Something strange and not quite right about the ‘cottaging’ timeline I think.
Surely you'd be bleeding all over the place still? Or c section wound still healing
That’s our hinch, falling asleep with toothpaste on her face the one night, then blasting her Instagram with her three cottaging trips in 6 weeks, whilst having a super extension built. You keep that balance girl.
It’s getting hard to hide those
flowing in now.
It’s getting hard to hide those
flowing in now.
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If she had a c section she 100% should not be in a hot tub with a healing surgical wound
There’s no way someone who suffers from anxiety would be able to do it. Furthest I went for about 2 months was the local shops. A massive life change like that and she’s able to just pack up and go travelling willy nilly? She is as confident as they get.
I've not had a baby yet, but from everyone I know that has, the first 6 weeks is the most stressful. All of a sudden having this whole new little life you are responsible for, the battle with breast & bottle feeding, the sleepless nights, baby blues, the explosive nappies. Surely if she was just honest and down to earth, she would be so much more relatable to her followers. I couldn't imagine just having a baby myself and getting to grips with having a new little one, being up at an ungodly hour and then scrolling through my instagram feed struggling for just an hours sleep, and then you have Hunch living the life of riley with 3 different cottages trips in 6 weeks and a brand new extension, would personally make me feel like a right POS I have so much admiration for mums (new and old!) that are completely transparent about their experiences. Just for example, Stacey Solomon on her instagram!
I have so much admiration for mums (new and old!) that are completely transparent about their experiences. Just for example, Stacey Solomon on her instagram!
I'm just like you guys! We're all in this together! Yes because most new mums can just pack up and stay in cute little cottages with their newborns for six weeks
Personally I'd rather be in the comfort and familiarity of my own home when I bring my new baby home, but I guess when you're having a huge new extension built (but don't forget she's just like us!)
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