Mrs Hinch #419 Here a brow, there a brow swipe up to get a wow brow

[fannysjohnny]

It's all so quiet

Shush,shush,
And all so still...

 

[Bunnykins]

“Jaaaaymeeeee they’re laughing at my eyebrows!”

 

[Pollyx]

Mrs Hinch #419 - Here a brow, there a brow swipe up to get a wow brow

Winning thread title by @Needacuppa
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh )

The Hinches are home sweet home! After returning from their expensive mini break, Jamie Brent decided to tell us all he paid for it in full due to the hospitality industry suffering during the pandemic, and there was us thinking he’d not noticed there was one!
This amazing act of altruism was clearly to stop anyone asking how two lazy knobs who are famous for cleaning a sink can afford upwards of £3500 on a two day break to visit some sheep in a field and eat mugshots or indeed why anyone would gift the over privileged pricks anything.
Just like the artyfishhhhal grass they WANTED to pay! We await Soph coming on, head wobbling, to tell people they can see her bank statement if they want.

Jamie then uploaded a video of the family altogether walking back from the park where they’d been since they returned home. Apparently.
Ronnie appears to have yet another hair style and was sporting very blond tips to his hair, they’re determined to get him in to a 90s boyband, and Soph was more dressed up than she was on her luxury break having finally removed her VS trackie.

Soph was back on her reels on Thursday night because her inbox was over flowing guysssshhhh. The circus must be in town because everyone wants to know how get Soph’s bespoke stick on brows! Not content with having her eyebrows micro bladed on to her forehead she needs to put eyebrow transfers from eBay over the top and then fill them in with Dip Brow over the top of those. It’s certainly an interesting regime and one that Soph thinks is in need of a tutorial for us all to follow. Sporting a filter that made her look half blow up doll, half tweenie, Soph proceeded to show us how to she achieves her distinctive look. The highlight of the reel was at the end when Soph demonstrated how to remove the brows by using sticky tape to rip them off! Looking like a rather odd alien with her bright red and bald eyebrows the reel then took a bizarre turn as her face contorted in to her bitchiest Gretel expression and she looked ready to headbutt the camera before the video ended. All the best Soph!
We needn’t have worried though as there was yet another switch of personality for her next story and she was back to sweet ickle Soph with a collection of sycophantic slobberings from her fans alongside a photo of her cuddling a sheep. She’s got to be trolling them.
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The night wasn’t over though, there was just time for Jamie to post another of his weird videos were they’re pretending Sophie doesn’t know he’s filming her. This time we were treated to a moody black and white video of her stroking Hen and Len as if they were both dogs. After barely a few hours of sleep he was up early with a video of her stroking Ron like a dog whilst he scribbled on her windows with pens. The whole thing was clearly set up to show him with a spray bottle and cloff to clean it off, got to keep it on brand guysssh! They don’t know where he gets it from. Could it be the intense training with cleaning based activities you give him before rehearsing him and filming him several times until he gets it just right?

Then there was more of the usual guff, undeclared ads for her Tesshhhco tat and their tedious podcast, plus the sticky tape made yet another appearance (that’s got to be an ad too) this time to clean “Ronnie’s” stickers off the bin compete with another undeclared ad for her Flash Spray. (We know it was you who stuck them there Soph, you might as well have covered it in your eyebrows for how obvious it was.)

Just when you breathed a sigh of relief and thought Jamie had gone, he was back with a pointless video of a giggling Len being poked by Mummazzz perfectly timed to try to balance out all the sneaky ads...
“Mama, *poke* mama, *poke* mama, *poke* talk to mum, *poke* mama, *poke* mama” (Talk to mum? He’s not even three months yet? Wrong kid Soph)
“love ‘is ‘art” muttered Jamie head Van Dyke.
Off camera the couple continued
“Dya fink they’ve forgotten about all the ads we’ve done today to pay for the expensive holibobs now babes?”
“Yeah bubs definitely, sheep have really short memories they’re like fish. they’re really dumb”
“Like Flip and Flop?”
“Who?”

And finally Soph’s provided the bank statement ...

Hotel Stay £15000
Sheep Walking £150
Mugshots £45567
Posh Crisps £45678888
eBay Eyebrows £78876554678
Victoria’s Secret Tracksuits £56774
New Handbag to Store Jamie’s Balls £4000
Jus’Roll And Turmeric £67889
Educational And Fun Toys For Ronnie £0

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

Brilliance once again @Bunnykins

 

[fannysjohnny]

“Jaaaaymeeeee they’re laughing at my eyebrows!”

SHE BLOWS A FUSE ZING BOOM

 

[Pollyanna263]

So I just had a thought.

What if the sheep-walking was actually a research trip for the Hinch Farm alpaca experience?

 

[Bunnykins]

IT could have been but I think it was just Jamie desperately trying to find something to put a smile on the miserable cow’s face.
She looked like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle until he showed her some cute sheep.

 

[Pollyx]

We all speculate that they do read here, now if they really do how on earth do they not realise how bizarre it is the way they conduct themselves to millions of people? Is it Absolute Greed and Self Importance that makes them oblivious to it. I find it fascinating, infuriating and completely baffling

 

[Louk]

This is fanfuckingtastic. Take your crown please
Can't believe how quick the threads are going by again, keep it up Sophie and Jamie Twatcliffe, keep that content coming xoxoxoox

*eta - lots of spelling mistakes, got bit too excited at a new thread

Yes, I think you'll find that it's actually TwatLiffe, there's no C. Mmmkay, hunnay?

 

[Howdy]

We all speculate that they do read here, now if they really do how on earth do they not realise how bizarre it is the way they conduct themselves to millions of people? Is it Absolute Greed and Self Importance that makes them oblivious to it. I find it fascinating, infuriating and completely baffling

Absolute Greed and Self Importance would be good names for them.

 

[bintanint]

Hopefully Instagram is having a massive bot clear out. She’s nowhere near 4m popular. A bargain group with a massive following on Facebook shared her Tesco range yesterday and in 9hours there was 23 likes and about 30 comments - almost all of which were slating it for being grey tat. How that translates to 4m+ followers on insta I’ll never know.

Wouldn’t jimbobnojob’s be going down also though? He gained over 7 thousand in one day ya know mr popular? I don’t think so

 

[ragdollmissy]

It seems that Hinch and Inch have found their target audience. They have to find the thing to make their followers open their wallets and they're furiously and desperately trying to figure out what their shoppers want to buy.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Tattle… the gift that keeps on giving

 

[amusedpineapple]

Any chance inch is following her around filming her every move constantly to get her ready for the film crew starting?

 

[Danielle0120]

Yes, I think you'll find that it's actually TwatLiffe, there's no C. Mmmkay, hunnay?

Hahahaaaa
It shall always be Sophie Hinch Cliffe after our good ol' Ruthyloosey said it on lw earlier this year, cuntcliffe twatcliffe fuckcliffe. Anything but her correct name really

 

[Giftinghell]

So this is an instagrammer who is a first time mum to a 6 week old little girl and she’s just posted this. I think it’s amazing that she’s already thinking about safeguarding her child and Hinch and Inch really should take a leaf out of her book. As someone in the childcare profession the way they do absolutely nothing to safeguard those two beautiful boys and plaster them all over Instagram just to keep the cash rolling in is absolutely disgusting!

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Urgh no this one has her own thread and sorry but she’s awful, don’t let this post redeem her

 

[Strawberry13]

Do you think we should send out a flare or something ? See if the bright sky gets her attention? I don’t know what Lonnies outfit of the day is ? No idea if Ronnie’s scored the same goal again ? Don’t even get me started on chickenstrip he could be out THE FRONT GARDEN FOR ALL WE KNOW



#WheresRenLon&Hen?

 

[Strawberry13]

Ps Jaymeeeeeee and Sofaloaf if you read here just open your mouth and talk tit so we get the signal atv x

 

[Justrealising]

To be fair, this is After pimping out her kid for 6 weeks (and 9 months before that when pregnant). Her, her partner, her sister, have all shown the baby's full face. Often the baby is just in a nappy.
They're all as bad as each other.

Who is this if you dont mind me asking?

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Sorry I'm still going about her stats. But 4 days in a row now she's down on followers guyyysss. Granted not many in the last 24 hours but still in the red. Instagram must be having a good clear out of the bots. Hopefully some of the real followers are also catching on and seeing her for the con woman she really is.

 

[Cupid Stunt]

I think some of them are free (or they used to be on older plans, I did it in 2016 and I’m sure the tomato one was free as I wouldn’t have used valuable syns for that tit!)

It’s another example of brainwashing the Slimming World way. Perfect for this who have eating disorders. She sees it as a ‘safe’ food, as they are relatively low calorie. No actual nutritional content, but lets not worry about that.
Why woulda you stay somewhere pretty amazing ands sit there eating Mug Shots? Even if they didn’t want to go out, surely they could order room service? I don’t know why this has annoyed the tit out of me!