Shush,shush,It's all so quiet
And all so still...
Shush,shush,It's all so quiet
Brilliance once again @BunnykinsMrs Hinch #419 - Here a brow, there a brow swipe up to get a wow brow
Winning thread title by @Needacuppa
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh )
The Hinches are home sweet home! After returning from their expensive mini break, Jamie Brent decided to tell us all he paid for it in full due to the hospitality industry suffering during the pandemic, and there was us thinking heâd not noticed there was one!
This amazing act of altruism was clearly to stop anyone asking how two lazy knobs who are famous for cleaning a sink can afford upwards of ÂŁ3500 on a two day break to visit some sheep in a field and eat mugshots or indeed why anyone would gift the over privileged pricks anything.
Just like the artyfishhhhal grass they WANTED to pay! We await Soph coming on, head wobbling, to tell people they can see her bank statement if they want.
Jamie then uploaded a video of the family altogether walking back from the park where theyâd been since they returned home. Apparently.
Ronnie appears to have yet another hair style and was sporting very blond tips to his hair, theyâre determined to get him in to a 90s boyband, and Soph was more dressed up than she was on her luxury break having finally removed her VS trackie.
Soph was back on her reels on Thursday night because her inbox was over flowing guysssshhhh. The circus must be in town because everyone wants to know how get Sophâs bespoke stick on brows! Not content with having her eyebrows micro bladed on to her forehead she needs to put eyebrow transfers from eBay over the top and then fill them in with Dip Brow over the top of those. Itâs certainly an interesting regime and one that Soph thinks is in need of a tutorial for us all to follow. Sporting a filter that made her look half blow up doll, half tweenie, Soph proceeded to show us how to she achieves her distinctive look. The highlight of the reel was at the end when Soph demonstrated how to remove the brows by using sticky tape to rip them off! Looking like a rather odd alien with her bright red and bald eyebrows the reel then took a bizarre turn as her face contorted in to her bitchiest Gretel expression and she looked ready to headbutt the camera before the video ended. All the best Soph!
We neednât have worried though as there was yet another switch of personality for her next story and she was back to sweet ickle Soph with a collection of sycophantic slobberings from her fans alongside a photo of her cuddling a sheep. Sheâs got to be trolling them.
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The night wasnât over though, there was just time for Jamie to post another of his weird videos were theyâre pretending Sophie doesnât know heâs filming her. This time we were treated to a moody black and white video of her stroking Hen and Len as if they were both dogs. After barely a few hours of sleep he was up early with a video of her stroking Ron like a dog whilst he scribbled on her windows with pens. The whole thing was clearly set up to show him with a spray bottle and cloff to clean it off, got to keep it on brand guysssh! They donât know where he gets it from. Could it be the intense training with cleaning based activities you give him before rehearsing him and filming him several times until he gets it just right?
Then there was more of the usual guff, undeclared ads for her Tesshhhco tat and their tedious podcast, plus the sticky tape made yet another appearance (thatâs got to be an ad too) this time to clean âRonnieâsâ stickers off the bin compete with another undeclared ad for her Flash Spray. (We know it was you who stuck them there Soph, you might as well have covered it in your eyebrows for how obvious it was.)
Just when you breathed a sigh of relief and thought Jamie had gone, he was back with a pointless video of a giggling Len being poked by Mummazzz perfectly timed to try to balance out all the sneaky ads...
âMama, *poke* mama, *poke* mama, *poke* talk to mum, *poke* mama, *poke* mamaâ (Talk to mum? Heâs not even three months yet? Wrong kid Soph)
âlove âis âartâ muttered Jamie head Van Dyke.
Off camera the couple continued
âDya fink theyâve forgotten about all the ads weâve done today to pay for the expensive holibobs now babes?â
âYeah bubs definitely, sheep have really short memories theyâre like fish. theyâre really dumbâ
âLike Flip and Flop?â
âWho?â
And finally Sophâs provided the bank statement ...
Hotel Stay ÂŁ15000
Sheep Walking ÂŁ150
Mugshots ÂŁ45567
Posh Crisps ÂŁ45678888
eBay Eyebrows ÂŁ78876554678
Victoriaâs Secret Tracksuits ÂŁ56774
New Handbag to Store Jamieâs Balls ÂŁ4000
JusâRoll And Turmeric ÂŁ67889
Educational And Fun Toys For Ronnie ÂŁ0
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donât rhyme.
Sophie doesnât have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
SHE BLOWS A FUSE ZING BOOMâJaaaaymeeeee theyâre laughing at my eyebrows!â
Yes, I think you'll find that it's actually TwatLiffe, there's no C. Mmmkay, hunnay?This is fanfuckingtastic. Take your crown please
Can't believe how quick the threads are going by again, keep it up Sophie and Jamie Twatcliffe, keep that content coming xoxoxoox
*eta - lots of spelling mistakes, got bit too excited at a new thread
Absolute Greed and Self Importance would be good names for them.We all speculate that they do read here, now if they really do how on earth do they not realise how bizarre it is the way they conduct themselves to millions of people? Is it Absolute Greed and Self Importance that makes them oblivious to it. I find it fascinating, infuriating and completely baffling
Wouldnât jimbobnojobâs be going down also though? He gained over 7 thousand in one day ya know mr popular? I donât think soHopefully Instagram is having a massive bot clear out. Sheâs nowhere near 4m popular. A bargain group with a massive following on Facebook shared her Tesco range yesterday and in 9hours there was 23 likes and about 30 comments - almost all of which were slating it for being grey tat. How that translates to 4m+ followers on insta Iâll never know.
HahahaaaaYes, I think you'll find that it's actually TwatLiffe, there's no C. Mmmkay, hunnay?
Urgh no this one has her own thread and sorry but sheâs awful, donât let this post redeem herSo this is an instagrammer who is a first time mum to a 6 week old little girl and sheâs just posted this. I think itâs amazing that sheâs already thinking about safeguarding her child and Hinch and Inch really should take a leaf out of her book. As someone in the childcare profession the way they do absolutely nothing to safeguard those two beautiful boys and plaster them all over Instagram just to keep the cash rolling in is absolutely disgusting!
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Who is this if you dont mind me asking?To be fair, this is After pimping out her kid for 6 weeks (and 9 months before that when pregnant). Her, her partner, her sister, have all shown the baby's full face. Often the baby is just in a nappy.
They're all as bad as each other.
Itâs another example of brainwashing the Slimming World way. Perfect for this who have eating disorders. She sees it as a âsafeâ food, as they are relatively low calorie. No actual nutritional content, but lets not worry about that.I think some of them are free (or they used to be on older plans, I did it in 2016 and Iâm sure the tomato one was free as I wouldnât have used valuable syns for that tit!)