And that's where she's missing a trick on the whole mummy insta, if she was honest and was like "so Ronald hasn't given me a minutes peace, Lonald is teething so he's been crabby all day, as soon as their in bed I'll be settling down with some crunky snacks and *insert alcoholic beverage here*" people would find that so much more relatable than "Ronnie's in bed so Jamie and I are decorating cookies" nobody does that!Cos being a booze loving mum doesn't fit with her perfect disney-fied insta image
Can someone who knows what they’re doing add this to the wiki please??? Absolute gold! What a find!!!Actually, just found this photo. Good grief!
Or mantis even. I’ve now got images of a manatee, hands clasped, head bowed!
Guyzzzz I've just noticed I've got my VIP status, off to make some tumeric eggs and some jusrol with tomato puree and pre grated cheese to celebrate
I can’t do that with my 13 month old!Urgh she needs to fuck off tend Breastfeeding then going out for the night fuck OFF I can’t do think with my 5m old
its very sickly sweet and twee, she’s in her early 30s and acts like my nan (who is 84 for reference)And that's where she's missing a trick on the whole mummy insta, if she was honest and was like "so Ronald hasn't given me a minutes peace, Lonald is teething so he's been crabby all day, as soon as their in bed I'll be settling down with some crunky snacks and *insert alcoholic beverage here*" people would find that so much more relatable than "Ronnie's in bed so Jamie and I are decorating cookies" nobody does that!
She’s still finding her footz, think she left them at the tree houseI haven’t been on this thread for a while, anyone have any guesses when Soph will be back?
I’m guessing she’ll be back with a sob story about how much she struggled adapting to having two, will be some sort of advocate for a women’s charity or something like that.
That made me laughIt’s my birthday tomorrow , I’ve already said I’m doing fuck all once the kids are away to school I’m gonna sit on my arse and have a me day and then disappear and pretend I don’t have kids.
What I’ve just written above is lies apart from it is my birthday because that’s what being a mum is - you don’t get time to fucking piss in peace never mind swan about child free as much as she does.
The reality is I will wake up with warm bread and half a jar of marmalade on said bread shoved in my face while my 5 little people scream for cake at 5:45am because it’s my birthday
She can’t even wash her hair never mind raise those boys
Oh dear something else she's kept quiet from her shoppers. They will be fretting over her wondering if she's OK as she's gone off the radar. But here she is, racked with so much 'anxiety' that she can't go out. Okaaaaayyyy den, what evs you say Sopha. Funny how she never posted when galavanting out with Bubs SS or this coffee and theatre date with her bumchum Kid.Another sneaky outing off the sofa that her sheep won’t be told about.
Looks like The Savoy
She’s struggling guyssshhh.
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Nooooo you need the odd night away. My in laws used to insist on taking my two for a week when they were in primary school. They'd take them on holiday. I was a misery whilst they were away but the kids loved it.I had a child free night once, it was 18 years ago before they were fucking born!
Yeah that’s him. I can’t imagine him at an all boys school thoughJust having a nosey on the old LinkedIn, this has got to be Inch, has it not?
All his recommendations certainly point even more towards him as being the fame-hungry one with Sophie as his puppet #MillionPoundJamie.
It seems they both love lapping up the a*se-licking comments, narcissists fit for each other.
Oh, and of course he HAS to comment on the post requesting a butler in the buff…
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An interesting read to say the least… on a career sabbatical my arse! He’s consistent alright.
PS. Please someone find a way to fit #MillionPoundJamie into the next thread title
Just noticed it looks like she has closed her glottis and is inhaling to create that hollow neck thing you can serve a mug shot in.Actually, just found this photo. Good grief!
Oh but you could of been our spy & got some sneaky picsI stayed at the savoy last weekend for our wedding anniversary. Thank the lord I don’t book my wedding for the week later
I have never seen someone who has so much money and dresses so badlyWhy’s she in a thick body warmer 2012 style in august
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