Thatll be mugshots and full sugar ribena . .She’s actually put on weight if you see her unfiltered. And she’s not sad at all.
And once again @Bunnykins you've smashed itMrs Hinch #418 - Little Old Soph wants a farm E—I—E—I—Uh oh...
Winning thread title by Me!I’m fank yoo...
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh)
Wednesday started off with a make up tutorial from Soph who’s back posting on her account now that she’s forgotten she’s supposed to be on maternity leave and struggling to cope with baby Lennie. A human Barbie doll appeared on screen claiming to be Mrs Hinch and giving us the details on how we can achieve her look. She didn’t tell us the name of her surgeon, beautician or what photoshop software she uses though so I’m not sure some stick on eyebrows off eBay (that she removes at night with cellotape!) will help give her fans the glow up that they’re after.
The third anniversary extravaganza continued with Sophie and her childminder heading out for some fun on the farm.
Jamie had booked little Soph in for a kid’s ‘walk with a teddy sheep’ activity. Seriously.
CBeebies Land was full and he couldn’t get into Peppa Pig World for love nor money so what’s a guy supposed to do? And we all know Soph loves sheep. She’s built her entire fortune thanks to them!
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Soph was happy as a pig in shit down on the ‘tend farm which is actually just there for little kids to stroke the cute sheep and take them for a walk. She’s found complete happiness with them apparently. That’ll be nice for her kids to know. She certainly seemed happier than when she was swearing at her beloved husband for teasing her over what her surprise for the day was.
Jamie Brent thought it was highly amusing to trick Princess Tippy Toes Of Maldonia into thinking a helicopter was on its way to collect her. It wasn’t. He then managed to get her to sit in a staff vehicle which wasn’t her surprise either, by the time he fooled her in to thinking he’d bought her another egg chair for her garden of seats, she was feeeeuming, but all was forgiven when she got the chance to skip through the fields with a sheep accompanied by a power ballad and sweet innocent little Sophie was back because, as she told us, she’s just a farm girl at heart.
(Note to Soph you might want to swap the designer LV trainers for a pair of wellies if you want people to believe that one hunnay.)
And because a night in an expensive hotel suite, a trip to walk a sheep, and various gifts are not enough Jamie also arranged for his brattish bride to stay the night in an even more expensive tree house for the night and for her to be welcomed by candle light and flowers. We’re still waiting to see exactly what she’s given Jamie though as so far the celebration of THEIR wedding seems to be all about her, though he did put on over 7000 new followers yesterday so a bot package seems a good bet.
It also all tots up to quite a bit too, it’s running in to at least a couple of grand. Let’s hope Soph’s other favourite sheep are ready to swipe up and buy more of her trashy teshco tat to keep little old Soph in the style to which she has become accustomed.
Before the end of her stay Soph left us with some words of wisdom...
“Collect moments ... not things...” says the woman who’s house is packed to the rafters, sorry to the memory corner, with crap and flammable chemicals.
One suspects the irony of that statement coming from her has been complete lost her.
And then just when they where supposedly enjoying their anniversary evening together Jamie went and revealed the whole game plan by replying to one of the sheep whisperers followers who was keen for Little Old Soph to pack in the cleaning - think she has already - and up sticks for the inevitable move from Castle Greyskull to Hinch Farm...
“See Soph I told ya!” And Tattle told the lot of you, Castle Greyskull will soon be a distant memory...
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Today’s game is to guess which face and which personality Soph will appear with next.
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Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
I believe it’s in the video at the top of this Sun “article” they did on how she was viciouslyI know, i remember seeing it at the time. I just wanted to see it again hunnaaaay
You can Indeed as i took it and have a 10yr as my souvenir from ButlinsOr is it possible she did take it but it didn’t work/she still got pregnant ? I’m not sure what the chance of that is but I think it can happen. Someone correct me?
That expression she pulls when she is rubbing her chin on Lonnie’s head. It’s like she has just had some tragic news. Definitely went to the Joey Tribbiani acting class. So fakeForgetting someone???View attachment 720906
Nailed it! You're right, it's all about the responsibilities. She wants that fairytale life, but is too selfish to be a happy parent. She can sit on the sofa craddling her two obvious favourites but it doesn't look genuine, how can skipping around with some sheep look more genuine than that?If she's at her happiest when she's not with her children, or even the dog, then I think she really is in need of proper help and support. I really have no idea if she's ill or not - some tattlers are recognising the signs of post natal depression, I see circus acts - but what I do know is she had a ball prancing around in Victoria's Secret with Stacey Solomon, posing for photographs with people, and now she's had this very expensive anniversary trip in a posh hotel with Jimbobcleanyourbumbuminnit falling over himself to keep her happy, and sometimes missing the mark. She absolutely loved being with the sheep and in the tree house, away from her children. Please don't get me wrong, I'm not saying parents don't need a break from their children, because they do, but it seems to me that her children don't make her happy. I can't help thinking she yearns for her life before children, the life where she had no other responsibilities other than to enjoy her life, with Jamie, with her family and her "kids" Ronnie and Lennie have scuppered all of that now and it seems to me she resents them, especially Ronnie.
Can't wait to see the doctored version of this with big Freeds face further down the threadFreda managing the kids, the dog and 'tend farm animals:
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