Her toes will have burst through the endsWonder if they used the hot tub yet? Do you reckon the hotel supplies slippers and the robes you get at spa hotels? Sopha will be kicking off insisting she’s a size 5 even though her trotters will be hanging out the hotel ones (which in my exp are always gigantic)
I also wanna know if they genuinely had mug shots for dinner
Yes to start earning the money again as he's desperate never to go to work again
Wonder if they used the hot tub yet? Do you reckon the hotel supplies slippers and the robes you get at spa hotels? Sopha will be kicking off insisting she’s a size 5 even though her trotters will be hanging out the hotel ones (which in my exp are always gigantic)
I also wanna know if they genuinely had mug shots for dinner
trotters hanging out 
Hes probably thinking, well it works for SS and gets her smiling, I will give it a go Oi oi
I bloody love Benidorm hence the nameim quoting myself here but it just made me proper LOL that @joyce_templesavage liked this comment after the benidorm references
they would fit right in at the solana inch could be a stand in for les/Lesley Often used to host cocktail receptions and these two
turn up to sip mug shots and drink ribena. SOME PEOPLE DONT DESERVE THE NICE THINGS!!! They may as well of gone to pontins camber sands and mixed with their sort of peoplehinch would be tonya and mad Ma freda would be madge! No one even dare mention mick, none of them deserve to be mentioned in the saka sentence as Steve pemberton!!I bloody love Benidorm hence the name
I have an Audi, why does everyone hate themOoh no can see it is an audi from the badge. I’ll never own another one again just cos they have one
no I like audis generally! I was saying I was surprised to see an audi with that ugly interior as they usually are lovely looking cars, only these two could find an ugly audi, they have a talent for finding the ugliest of everything!
