Mrs Hinch #416 Now now Tattlers don't be mean, if maternity Soph is dropped by Gleam!

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Which happens to be close to their new house / yacht / Dorset “holiday” they seem to like that area I bet they go out on their boat tomorrow sorry I mean hire one
 
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the fact any woman lets that fat creep near their vagina astounds me
 
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I’m not on Hinch’s side or anything but fml it sounds like he’s arranged this trip away, all of the chavvy snacks and the hotel doing all the romantic flowers etc and she could barely smile at him,let alone be grateful.

it’s his anniversary as well but he just spends his entire life being like Dobby the house elf and nothing is ever good enough. What has Grinch done for him on their anniversary? I bet nothing cos there’s only one Princess in that house.

also the earlier stuff at the house, again no Ronnie - I reckon ma has adopted him, she always wanted a boy didn’t she?
 
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I've just watched their stories and no word of a lie my husband asked what I was watching cos my face looked like someones just took a shit right in my lap I hate them

I'm gonna put photos on of the hotel me and my husband stayed at for the weekend for our anniversary a few year ago. We didn't go far cos my sister had the kids and we wanted to be a good distance away incase we needed to leave. Nothing too fancy, but one up than a travel lodge (even though there just as lovely) We had the most romantic meals, cocktails, couples massage, a spa day... What's wrong with something like this? Why go so extra? What's wrong with just being with eachother? It's simply to show how much money you have.
Fuck off you show off horrible cretins
 

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She says she lavvvsss ittt but I don’t reckon she does. It’s not very ‘insta worthy’ of her normal grey tone. Too much colour for her little peepers to manage. I know they ‘don’t drink’.. unless it’s when they’re jetting off to the Maldives.. but he could’ve at least got her some alcohol free fizz or something.. fucking ribena. Get out of here.
 
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You just know she doesn’t drink because of the calories, she’s a diet bore 100%
 
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I think she's hidden behind every piece of furniture. Bit odd him filming but never actually focusing directly on her and when he does she's behind a cushion or a lamp
 
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Well put! Always doing what she thinks she ought to do to garner the response she’s looking for (be that money/acknowledgment/sympathy/fame)

You’re right she looks so stilted and out of place…just because you have a bit of money doesn’t mean you need to go someplace fancy if it doesn’t suit your personality and lifestyle.

I think she has a big problem with shame.
 
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yes I’ve often thought that she cleaned to distract herself from hunger.
 
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She seems more odd than usual…I can’t decide whether she really doesn’t like the camera anymore or she’s suffering from some sort of mental health issue but she just seems like she’s uncomfortable on the camera and a bit away with the fairies
 
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And God c
One day when God was resting an idea sprung to mind
He thought 'I'll make a species to baffle all Mankind'
I'll start with just one brain cell that's more than they will need
They won't have much vocabulary and have no urge to read
Now these special people need a world just of their own
So I will make a place for them so they are not alone
I will call it 'Instagram 'where all these species meet
They will worship nobodies and fall beneath their feet
The species will at all times defend and fight off foe
Whoever dares to question to 'Blockland' they will go!
They'll worship little children that they have never seen
And beg for recognition from the latest Insta Queen
But they will have some rules, that they must not disobey
The houses that they live in must be 50 shades of grey
They are allowed some colour a hint or two of white
And crystal chandeliers to brighten up the night.
Their children must be named after wines or superstars
Like Chardonnay, Deniro, Beyonce, Bruno Mars.
So God was quite contented with the species that he made
But there was only one thing that made him feel afraid
There was a danger lurking for these poor brainless sheep
A danger oh so deadly that robbed him of his sleep
He felt a sense of doom an approaching certain battle
With the educated, erudite inhabitants of Tattle
 
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So just to recap..

she wished herself happy Anniversary with a photo of herself.

he’s taken her away and keeps saying happy Anniversary.

has she said it back once or shown her gift to him? It’s such a weird relationship she looks always bored to death of him and his awful jokes he is more a carer than husband she’s only with him to feel loved and safe she never gives anyone anything back
 
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Yeah I agree, to me she’s being childlike here
 
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I agree. She’s like hyacinth bouquet, she’s not posh and never will be, why is she going to these places, she looks so uncomfortable? They are the garveys from Benidorm, not the Mountbatten-Windsor’s
 
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They actually act act as if there teenagers or only just met!
You would never guess that they been married for 3 years or been together previously! They are just so bloody awkward towards each other, Inch has only got one thing on his mind which makes it obvious that she hasn’t been (a good) wife since Lonnie came along! You can hear the frustration in his voice
I just want to throw them both in the fucking bin! The pair of twats.
I’m surprised she hasn’t let everyone know that they have a house sitter like they did last time even tho we all know that the kids definitely have not gone to ma’s house because ma is at theirs with the kids where she always is.
And this hotel they’ve gone to if it’s a 2 night min why have they said there only there for one night
 
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Is that Caitlin Jenner in the first photo
 
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Sounds like she's off her head on meds
 
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Jesus Christ soff - crack a smile and look greatful for your night away - granted it is with cringy-Mcchav (who gives me secondhand embarrassment) but he’s tried! Its like she’s been let out on day release - a shadow of her former self
It’s all a bit weird really
 
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