Mrs Hinch #411 Inch day out with the lads lads lads but actually it was just ads ads ads…
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Erm, could Tattle please stop trolling me with the adds please
Disappointed Les Dennis didn’t make another appearance but love the new update! Means I don’t have to watch the stories/posts 
My money is on a ‘I’m back’ post very soon- ‘been working on a new range at Tesco guyyyzzz, lots of eucalyptus colours and bisssskIT bamboo- awwll when juggling being a mummmmazzzz to hansnooomes, lenor and Ronaldnointerest, and struggling with anxiety caused by the nusty trolls I can avoid. Hinch farm ahem fake fawlty towers coming soon’
My money is on a ‘I’m back’ post very soon- ‘been working on a new range at Tesco guyyyzzz, lots of eucalyptus colours and bisssskIT bamboo- awwll when juggling being a mummmmazzzz to hansnooomes, lenor and Ronaldnointerest, and struggling with anxiety caused by the nusty trolls I can avoid. Hinch farm ahem fake fawlty towers coming soon’
‘JimBobSmallKnobNoJob’Mrs Hinch #411 - Inch day out with the lads lads lads but actually it was just ads ads ads…
Winning thread title by @Seeinganewlight
The content is not getting any better guyssshhh!
Friday saw Soph back on stories to tell us all about the ‘tend fox that Hen has been trying to catch for what feels like about fifteen years returning to the garden. According to Soph Hen was still looking for him, think he’s just looking for a way out of the compound to be honest hunnay.
The whole thing was pointless and appeared to be only posted so that she could get in a gratuitous shot of a new vase and candle which will probably end up being part of her new Tesshhhco tat collection. Every little bit helps!
As if the fox saga wasn’t enough excitement for one day she then returned to give us another extremely unsettling video of her gazing adoringly at herself whilst rocking baby Lenor with some serious “The hand that rocked the egg chair” vibes going on.
She once again said that she’s finding it hard to adjust and that she needs to find her footzzzz. No details given, she’s not thought them up yet, but do expect an new memwar out at Christmas where a self diagnosis will be alluded to without much given away.
She promised her sheep she’d be back soon and for once she wasn’t lying to them! Within a few hours she was back with a new grid post, a photo of her and JimBobSmallKnobNoJob. It was so filtered that she looked like a Drag Race contestant dressed as Olivia Newton John and Inch looked like a cartoon rat who was trying to pass as a human. It was accompanied by the obligatory plagiarised quote which her dimwit followers all believed Hinch had fought ov herself. #couplegoals and all that tho innit?
We were treated to a day out with Jamie (real name James) on Sunday. He dressed up in his best jeggings from the teen girl section at New Look and off he went to a car event with his best mates, the lads, lads, laaaaaaaaddddsss, aka the blokes who gave them a free garage floor.
He went around lording it up like the wannabe z lister he is... mate you’re not even on the alphabet of no marks. He even had a special blank lanyard on presumably because the people writing the names on them didn’t have a bleeping clue who he was.
He then started fishing for wifey to buy him a Lamborghini - she’s going to have to get off her arse and start selling a hell of a lot more scub daddies to pay for that kind of motor. Maybe Ronsomes could let him have a go in his remote control version instead?
Back home and a quick video of some freebie cleaning products that they’ve been sent to add to the stockpile in their garage, there’s nothing appealing about gloating you got free stuff James, particularly when it’s not for you anyway.
No declared #ad on the video which was probably just posted to try and lull the sheep into thinking there might actually be some cleaning or home content at some point. Hinch’s limited edition Rose Wonderland fabric conditioner was in shot so either it’s an old pre-record or there’s enough of that tit left to fill a bleeping reservoir.
Monday came and Inch was back online this time with a video of a very glum little Ronnie in his car going to the park and another photo of L...... sorry I fell asleep there. Another photo Lennie. At this point the Hinch Bros (c) are on the gram more often than Mummazzzz (poke) Mummazzz.
Hinch has been busy following a few new accounts this week, the company who fitted her kitchen ... another refit or a new kitchen in a new house on the agenda?
Plus two clothing accounts and a barskit company..on the beg or looking for ideas to rip off for her own range? Time will tell.
She’s also been given an official Wikipedia page which isn’t a patch on the Tattle version and her fans continue to get more press coverage than her with more Mrs Hinch Fan hacks being in the papers. *Caution never follow a sheep’s hack it may result in explosion, loss of eyebrows, loss of windows and chemical burns.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
This.
Is.
Brilliant!
Brilliant recap @Bunnykins You make their accounts actually sound interesting 
I was just having a look at Social Blade, there are more red numbers than we’ve seen for a while but the thing that really struck me was at the bottom where it summarises the last 30 days, are we honestly supposed to believe that she’s gained 10k followers in the past month when she’s been posting nothing?
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Guess who’s back, back again…
Inch is back, tell a friend…
with the favourite child, of course
Inch is back, tell a friend…
with the favourite child, of course
Did they cut Ronnie's hair??
Why is Ronnie wearing bibs again??!
Poor little Ron in that swing. Put your bloody phone down and interact with him you utter twit 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a child so detached from what’s going on around him 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a child so detached from what’s going on around him 
Well the ‘official’ Instagram proves they believe all she was before was a little hairdresser. NO SHE WORKED IN SALES. Idiots.
Still trying to flog their podcast! Like they have anything interesting to talk about - they do NOTHING! I’ve not listened but can imagine it being like a horror style CBeebies bedtime hour - fictional story telling, but with their screechy voices!
Poor Ronnie he isn’t even smiling! What have they done to his hair!
Is the shock due to the fact barely anyone has listened to it?!
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What are they pushing with this sports car business? Is that the only reason ronnie was bought one. All part of a bigger ad campaign. Is this Inch trying to be his own influencer.
I just came on here to say just this. I have never seen a child on a swing look so sad. I am so concerned for R. I can only hope all this hiding and telling her sheep she has a lot on and she is struggling is because they have realised R needs more support from professionals and she is finding all very hardPoor little Ron in that swing. Put your bloody phone down and interact with him you utter twit
Fantastic recap m'lady!
But Jamies back.. He's back with the shite random videos... He really needs to stop putting videos of Ronnie looking so out of it, a swing ffs, he should be giggling his little head off..it's becoming extremely sad to see now
But Jamies back.. He's back with the shite random videos... He really needs to stop putting videos of Ronnie looking so out of it, a swing ffs, he should be giggling his little head off..it's becoming extremely sad to see now
Ronnie is so glum, why can’t they see it?
I take it Inch is after a free car now? Prick.
Oh and why not share these amazing listener figures with the rest of us?
He’s clearly trying to get his own brand deals.
I take it Inch is after a free car now? Prick.
Oh and why not share these amazing listener figures with the rest of us?
He’s clearly trying to get his own brand deals.
thinks he's mr big bollocks
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