Mrs Hinch #411 - Inch day out with the lads lads lads but actually it was just ads ads ads…
Winning thread title by @Seeinganewlight
The content is not getting any better guyssshhh!
Friday saw Soph back on stories to tell us all about the ‘tend fox that Hen has been trying to catch for what feels like about fifteen years returning to the garden. According to Soph Hen was still looking for him, think he’s just looking for a way out of the compound to be honest hunnay.
The whole thing was pointless and appeared to be only posted so that she could get in a gratuitous shot of a new vase and candle which will probably end up being part of her new Tesshhhco tat collection. Every little bit helps!
As if the fox saga wasn’t enough excitement for one day she then returned to give us another extremely unsettling video of her gazing adoringly at herself whilst rocking baby Lenor with some serious “The hand that rocked the egg chair” vibes going on.
She once again said that she’s finding it hard to adjust and that she needs to find her footzzzz. No details given, she’s not thought them up yet, but do expect an new memwar out at Christmas where a self diagnosis will be alluded to without much given away.
She promised her sheep she’d be back soon and for once she wasn’t lying to them! Within a few hours she was back with a new grid post, a photo of her and JimBobSmallKnobNoJob. It was so filtered that she looked like a Drag Race contestant dressed as Olivia Newton John and Inch looked like a cartoon rat who was trying to pass as a human. It was accompanied by the obligatory plagiarised quote which her dimwit followers all believed Hinch had fought ov herself. #couplegoals and all that tho innit?
We were treated to a day out with Jamie (real name James) on Sunday. He dressed up in his best jeggings from the teen girl section at New Look and off he went to a car event with his best mates, the lads, lads, laaaaaaaaddddsss, aka the blokes who gave them a free garage floor.
He went around lording it up like the wannabe z lister he is... mate you’re not even on the alphabet of no marks. He even had a special blank lanyard on presumably because the people writing the names on them didn’t have a bleeping clue who he was.
He then started fishing for wifey to buy him a Lamborghini - she’s going to have to get off her arse and start selling a hell of a lot more scub daddies to pay for that kind of motor. Maybe Ronsomes could let him have a go in his remote control version instead?
Back home and a quick video of some freebie cleaning products that they’ve been sent to add to the stockpile in their garage, there’s nothing appealing about gloating you got free stuff James, particularly when it’s not for you anyway.
No declared #ad on the video which was probably just posted to try and lull the sheep into thinking there might actually be some cleaning or home content at some point. Hinch’s limited edition Rose Wonderland fabric conditioner was in shot so either it’s an old pre-record or there’s enough of that tit left to fill a bleeping reservoir.
Monday came and Inch was back online this time with a video of a very glum little Ronnie in his car going to the park and another photo of L... ... sorry I fell asleep there. Another photo Lennie. At this point the Hinch Bros (c) are on the gram more often than Mummazzzz (poke) Mummazzz.
Hinch has been busy following a few new accounts this week, the company who fitted her kitchen ... another refit or a new kitchen in a new house on the agenda?
Plus two clothing accounts and a barskit company..on the beg or looking for ideas to rip off for her own range? Time will tell.
She’s also been given an official Wikipedia page which isn’t a patch on the Tattle version and her fans continue to get more press coverage than her with more Mrs Hinch Fan hacks being in the papers. *Caution never follow a sheep’s hack it may result in explosion, loss of eyebrows, loss of windows and chemical burns.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @Seeinganewlight
The content is not getting any better guyssshhh!
Friday saw Soph back on stories to tell us all about the ‘tend fox that Hen has been trying to catch for what feels like about fifteen years returning to the garden. According to Soph Hen was still looking for him, think he’s just looking for a way out of the compound to be honest hunnay.
The whole thing was pointless and appeared to be only posted so that she could get in a gratuitous shot of a new vase and candle which will probably end up being part of her new Tesshhhco tat collection. Every little bit helps!
As if the fox saga wasn’t enough excitement for one day she then returned to give us another extremely unsettling video of her gazing adoringly at herself whilst rocking baby Lenor with some serious “The hand that rocked the egg chair” vibes going on.
She once again said that she’s finding it hard to adjust and that she needs to find her footzzzz. No details given, she’s not thought them up yet, but do expect an new memwar out at Christmas where a self diagnosis will be alluded to without much given away.
She promised her sheep she’d be back soon and for once she wasn’t lying to them! Within a few hours she was back with a new grid post, a photo of her and JimBobSmallKnobNoJob. It was so filtered that she looked like a Drag Race contestant dressed as Olivia Newton John and Inch looked like a cartoon rat who was trying to pass as a human. It was accompanied by the obligatory plagiarised quote which her dimwit followers all believed Hinch had fought ov herself. #couplegoals and all that tho innit?
We were treated to a day out with Jamie (real name James) on Sunday. He dressed up in his best jeggings from the teen girl section at New Look and off he went to a car event with his best mates, the lads, lads, laaaaaaaaddddsss, aka the blokes who gave them a free garage floor.
He went around lording it up like the wannabe z lister he is... mate you’re not even on the alphabet of no marks. He even had a special blank lanyard on presumably because the people writing the names on them didn’t have a bleeping clue who he was.
He then started fishing for wifey to buy him a Lamborghini - she’s going to have to get off her arse and start selling a hell of a lot more scub daddies to pay for that kind of motor. Maybe Ronsomes could let him have a go in his remote control version instead?
Back home and a quick video of some freebie cleaning products that they’ve been sent to add to the stockpile in their garage, there’s nothing appealing about gloating you got free stuff James, particularly when it’s not for you anyway.
No declared #ad on the video which was probably just posted to try and lull the sheep into thinking there might actually be some cleaning or home content at some point. Hinch’s limited edition Rose Wonderland fabric conditioner was in shot so either it’s an old pre-record or there’s enough of that tit left to fill a bleeping reservoir.
Monday came and Inch was back online this time with a video of a very glum little Ronnie in his car going to the park and another photo of L...
... sorry I fell asleep there. Another photo Lennie. At this point the Hinch Bros (c) are on the gram more often than Mummazzzz (poke) Mummazzz.Hinch has been busy following a few new accounts this week, the company who fitted her kitchen ... another refit or a new kitchen in a new house on the agenda?
Plus two clothing accounts and a barskit company..on the beg or looking for ideas to rip off for her own range? Time will tell.
She’s also been given an official Wikipedia page which isn’t a patch on the Tattle version and her fans continue to get more press coverage than her with more Mrs Hinch Fan hacks being in the papers. *Caution never follow a sheep’s hack it may result in explosion, loss of eyebrows, loss of windows and chemical burns.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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