Mrs Hinch #408 Plastic poo for Ronnie Roo, Sofa and Inch haven’t got a clue

[BunnyBoo22]

I think inch has edited the egg chair video as there’s no bottle in the mouth now and it doesn’t cut off at that point? But they haven’t read here since 1066...

 

[sparklesinwonderland]

It's 11.30am I've had some terrible news and I've been drinking since 10am. Usually I don't comment and keep my thoughts to myself, but I feel so sorry for little Ronnie, he's literally a performing monkey for them. Always makes sure he's doing right, Grinch has such a massive platform, help him. Help others. Help yourself.

She's putting herself first as usual and does not even consider that little child's feelings, always laughing at him, mocking him. Mate. That's your child. You're there to nurture him, Help him grow. Stop mocking him. He's a child. Give him colour. Give him puzzles. Give him entertainment.

Inch is just as bad, used to think he was a decent dad, nah mate. Just as bad as her. Cherish your babies.

I've got friends and family rallying around me atm in my time of need, Grinch, use your platform to help others or keep your beautiful children off social media.

Rant. Over.

Thinking of you Sorry to hear that you’re hurting like this

 

[Savannah_xx]

Mrs Hinch #408 - Plastic poo for Ronnie Roo, Sofa & Inch haven’t got a clue

Winning Thread Title by @HinchesSousChef

Quick Recap

Sophie came on the gram using her own account to post on Friday. She graced us with a weird, filtered to fuck, video of herself and Lenor in the egg chair in which she continued to gaze adoringly at herself as she rocked in the chair. She looked like something out of one of those American daytime films on channel 5 were they’ve hired a psychotic nanny.
She then posted a photo on her story of Ronderella looking like a 90s boyband member in an oversized denim jacket, with his usually dead straight and flat hair curled to look very similar to Rex’s curls and Lonnie looking like a plastic doll because he was so filtered.

She was back on her stories on Monday to repost a post from the official England football team account. She never mentioned the Euros before this, never showed her or Ron getting excited for the match, nothing, but as usual seemed to take delight in everyone else’s misery and disappointment. She also failed to help raise any awareness of the vile comments directed at the young black players despite whinging she’s viciously trolled because someone doesn’t like her scrabbly nail extensions.

Her BFF Stacey Solomon’s fiancé Joe Swash posted a video of him feeding some alpacas, it’s unknown if this was a dig at Soph, who is obsessed with buying a huge house with grounds, just like Joe’s, in order to keep three alpacas.

Monday night and Inch was out in full force, something that’s not happened since Lenor’s conception and Freda Fiddle Fingers pool trips. He was posting a torrent of stories including one that showed Ronnie picking up plastic dog poo because it’s his favourite thing to do. No worries that he’s now going to walk along the road trying to touch real shit...

Outside of Castle Greyskull the little fella was shown at soft play and baby ballers, dad muttering “hilarious” and sniggering at him as he played. No hint of any fun or enjoyment on Ron’s little face, maybe if they stopped laughing at him it might help.

We were also treated to a photo of Soph, looking suspiciously more healthy than in her own photos, sitting on the sofa watching Ron and Len asleep on two cameras. Len shouldn’t be sleeping away from his parents at all at this point whether she’s got a camera on him or not. Inch posted this to tell us she’s an amazing mum. Evidence suggests otherwise.

Then there were photos of them at Freda Fiddle Fingers caravan, “selfies” supposedly taken by Ron as he tries to summon help on dad’s phone, pictures of her books in the bargain section of Tesco which makes the layabout loser “so proud” cos now he doesn’t have to work and a pic of her cleaning sponge collection which she must have sent him when he texted her for a pic of her minky from the garage.

Then there was the infamous garden centre bump video and a photo of Henry with Hinch which he took the piss out of because Henry is so overweight he has neck rolls, newsflash Jamie you fat twat, you also have neck rolls because you’re also overweight and you can’t blame having irresponsible, lazy owners who are neglecting your health and care on yours.

We were also treated to some scary fan art, a vomit inducing fan made montage video and various photos of her cheap tat homeware range to keep the sheep onside.

This morning he was back!
More Ronnie playing with plastic shit content. More mum and dad mocking him for putting his wellies on the wrong feet and laughing at every move he makes.
They also showed little Ronderella sweeping up and playing with a wheelie bin whilst Inch ironically sang “hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work we go” hmmm not for you for a very long time is it mate?

Then a video of Henry lazing about on some cushions with “this is how we do it” playing as the soundtrack. Yes, Inch, that is indeed how YOU do it.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

Great recap

 

[grannyof2]

He’s a puppet. They’ve literally trained him. He’s been trained ever since the whole two man twat saga feeding fat dog and the running out of the kitchen into Sophie’s lap. Absolutely disgusting.

And boring

 

[Therealist]

When it was just her posting, he was able to hide what a shit Dad he is. Now he’s posting more, it’s clear for all to see they are both just awful parents.

Exactly this!!

 

[DisgruntledPelicans]

That baby isn't sleeping flat is he?

 

[Savannah_xx]

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There's SS looking after 5 kids alone and Hinch can't even look after 2 with help from 2 other adults

She's put her sister is there because she's scared as Joe's away

 

[daffodilgirl]

I'm not sure how hot it is in Maldon Del Sol, but in Yorks I'm in a thin linen dress.

How on earth is she sat wearing a dressing gown ffs.

I was just about to say the same, I’m in Cardiff & it’s been roasting since 8Am it’s currently 26° & I’m dying from the heat.

 

[MissBijou]

Did she take the pictures off her story early about those birth rings? Hmm did Sophie not get paid for dedicating a story to them so threw her teddies out the pram…

(I’ll take it back if I’m wrong, I just didn’t think it had been 24 hours yet)

 

[Islandhoppin]

I’m so lazy with it. I use sulfate and silicone free, argan oil for my leave in, and I plop overnight. That’s it! All the leave ins and most oils make me break out like crazy and I’m so tired of spending the money on products just to get acne! My hair is somewhere between decent and WTF half the time

My hair is poker straight, but my youngest is 3C so I feel like I lose several hours every week to it with zero benefit to me directly. My hands are as soft as a baby’s butt though!

So as not to derail, if only a qualified hairdresser like Sopha would read this and offer professional advice…

 

[9Pine]

Clearly another staged video from Mr Hinch to prove Soph can be motherly towards Ron? Every bloody photo or video these two post are strategically staged. Nothing natural at all about them. Soph knows she’s being filmed. He’s trying way too hard and it’s getting a bit embarrassing to see adults behaving like this tbh. Wonder what his mates think?

What mates??

 

[Islandhoppin]

Anyone else think the “here we go again Stace ” is because she’s pregnant again? Haha!

She loves a wonky face to make her seem mysterious!

Was going to edit to correct it to wonky but I dunno, I like it

 

[Homebird44]

So who’s she plagiarised for that “as mothers it’s ok to admit we haven’t mastered it all” bollocks? Pinterest or her therapist?

It sounds very American. Which means its bollocks.

They’ll be digging out each other’s nappies for bants the next visit thinking it’s normal. How the fhuck can you buy a 2 yr old fake poo? She’s not well

Big poo bants pants.

They’ll be digging out each other’s nappies for bants the next visit thinking it’s normal. How the fhuck can you buy a 2 yr old fake poo? She’s not well

Big poo bants pants.

 

[Needacuppa]

Wow

Fucking hell thats just another level of vain!!!

 

[Savannah_xx]

Now ronron might play with fake shit but I reckon Rex is definitely allowed to play with real shit from peanut squashes actual arse crack and Stacey’s letting him grab lonnies dummy bumbum fingers for sure! I bet hinch took layers of skin off her neck watching! I hate anyone touching near my baby’s mouth and you see all the warnings of strangers kissing your baby’s on the face so of course smelly picks him up and plants a big old smacker on him but it’s ok because she loves you to the moon and back soph, her kids make her heart hurt bubs xoxo

I know I cringed when she did that, we all know about this and on Stacey's thread someone said she has being honest about having HPV in the past. I'm surprised Hinch allowed this or was it a quick thing she didn't expect.

 

[Earnshawbaby79]

Agreed but remember this is the woman who ripped off the musical piano part of one of Ronnies books became she didn't like the noise

What?!

 

[GBB]

Are those kids sitting on cold slabs in garden. She is a weird one.
Lol yeah come on SS stop posting bollox.

No Zach in the film night photo on ss stories. Is that cos it would show he was wearing a different outfit. Late night film on a school night? Come on Stacey.

 

[Kingdonkey]

What is it with these two? Eye fuck themselves at the drop of a hat! Such a special moment Stacey? So special you spent it staring at yourself in a phone camera! I'm wondering if Sofa is acutely aware of the stark difference between Rex and Ronniewrongwellies? Maybe that's why she has kept him off screen while SS is there? Or maybe he's just busy in the garden, sweeping the fake grass, dragging his wheelie bin about and picking up plastic pooh to put in plastic bags

Hes probably rocking In the corner like his mother

 

[bearhugs20]

She's definitely done something to it. It's very 'styled' looking. Not sure if there's gel or wax or something in it.

Somebody on the previous thread (apologies, I can't remember who) said that she's setting him up as a child model. I wouldn't put it past her.
If she'd had a girl I suspect she'd have pushed her into child pagents.

She might be doing the CGM (curly girl method) for him..but that would mean spending time with him, so probably not.

 

[Strawberry13]

Mrs Hinch Removes Child Safety Lid On Fairy Capsules – Lime Goss

Not seen this before. She never did apologise. Along with all her other blunders nobody should ever want to work with her again.
Oh how childish and irritating are the pair of them in that cloff/tap post. How utterly cringeworthy. Absolute twats the pair of them. Grow the fuck up.

I like how they mentioned Tattle by name and included SS if only that article somehow ended up on the Hinch Fan groups