I always get second hand embarrassment when he opens his gobRemember she likes to 'be able to control her own content' jaymeis filming and it's out of her control so she's mega mega fuming..
He’s a complete knob!Gosh Inch has really annoyed me more than usual tonight. Sometimes i think he gets a hard time from sopha but i really just wanted to tell him to f**k off
Spaniel smegI’m betting yours isn’t covered in desperation and spaniel smeg
The one thing I’ve always advised first time parents not to bother buying from my own experience is a baby bath.Ok, it’s been 21 years since I gave birth so maybe things have changed but can someone explain to me why you would bath your baby in a collapsible bath in the middle of the living room instead of, oh I don’t know, in an actual bath? How do you even fill a baby bath with water when it’s in the middle of your lounge carpet?
Saves her having to search for them in the future
What a pair of Fannies….Soooo have I got this right?
They fill the amazing collapsable bath up in the kitchen, carry it through the kitchen, down the passage, through the dining room and into the front room.
Bath Lonnie.
Then carry the full bath through the front room, through the dining room, down the passage, into the kitchen and empty the water out.
Then carry the empty bath back through the kitchen, down the passage, through the dining room back into the front room and store the wet sponge thing in the collapsable bath ready for the next bath time
But Lonnie has an en suite in his nursery
There is no room to swing a cat in the nursery that’s whyWhat a pair of Fannies….
The funniest thing everYou’re more than welcome hunnaylooks like she’s wearing one of theseView attachment 649591
Smacks of desperation for their shoppers to not loose interest in them. They really are the king and queen of recycled content. The fans will be wetting themselves silly and fawning over her like she's the best mummmaazz in the world. Dick heads.That fucking photo again. He needs his weekly dick suck off unwell fans, the amount of attention they need to function isn't normal.
Safety means nothing to this pair of goons. The moses basket they have is a dangerous deathtrap monstrosity on wheels. They can't be like any normal parent and have a bog standard basket. Oh no. These twats have to have something that looks and goes with their godawful bland decor. Never mind about the poor child's safety. And don't get me started on that cocoon thing.Stop promoting fucking useless dangerous SHIT you pair of ARSEHOLES
If you need to put your baby down put him in a Moses basket
They have handles so you can move it about
It’s a safe sleep space
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