There was a wee portable sofa stitched into the back of the meringue........she can only stand up for 5 minutes max guuyyzzzzzzzHer meringue dress and her giant effing ego
Mrs Hinch #405 So 40+ Inch uses the word Tekkers! Him and Hinch are a pair of Fekkers
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She got massive mental health issues, like a lot of us do. Just we choose to not make money out of it, cause it’s wrong!
I believe she had them done pre-Ronnie, perhaps even pre-Inch
The new adventure of Sophie Rose
Oh ,Sophie, Sophie, Sophie Rose
Where your going no-one knows
We think you've had your moment of fame
It's time to play another game
It must be hard I'll give you that
To leave your grey palace and all the tat
But it did its job and served you well
You watched the coffers swell and swell
You conned your Huns you fleeced your sheep
A truly modern-day Bo Peep
Your #ads were shady the writing small
I bet the ASA had a ball
But no matter how you lied and lied
Your sheep were always on your side
#bekind #bekind was all they baa'd
'Sophie deserves it she works really hard!
If anyone asked her to show us some proof
All over the world huns were hitting the roof
But Sophie you never gave one little peep
About your poor deluded sheep
'Swipe up Swipe up on the old Ebay
Can't afford it? Don't worry Klarna will pay'
And when you want your sink to shine
Buy a Minky just like mine.
'Look at my make up it takes up five drawers
Buts its mine, its mine alone, not yours'
But now I think the time has arrived
Her Insta is dead and can't be revived
A big new house, a brand new place
But it really must outdo our Stace
She'll pack up the kids and Jamie too
And off they'll skip to pastures new
Off to do what they planned all along
Singing that God awful 'Hinching' song
Oh ,Sophie, Sophie, Sophie Rose
Where your going no-one knows
We think you've had your moment of fame
It's time to play another game
It must be hard I'll give you that
To leave your grey palace and all the tat
But it did its job and served you well
You watched the coffers swell and swell
You conned your Huns you fleeced your sheep
A truly modern-day Bo Peep
Your #ads were shady the writing small
I bet the ASA had a ball
But no matter how you lied and lied
Your sheep were always on your side
#bekind #bekind was all they baa'd
'Sophie deserves it she works really hard!
If anyone asked her to show us some proof
All over the world huns were hitting the roof
But Sophie you never gave one little peep
About your poor deluded sheep
'Swipe up Swipe up on the old Ebay
Can't afford it? Don't worry Klarna will pay'
And when you want your sink to shine
Buy a Minky just like mine.
'Look at my make up it takes up five drawers
Buts its mine, its mine alone, not yours'
But now I think the time has arrived
Her Insta is dead and can't be revived
A big new house, a brand new place
But it really must outdo our Stace
She'll pack up the kids and Jamie too
And off they'll skip to pastures new
Off to do what they planned all along
Singing that God awful 'Hinching' song
I've just seen someone on twitter commenting on Hinch. A fellow Tattler guessing. Hiiiiii 
haha
Changing up her hightlights again. But can't be arsed to keep her sheep entertained.
hahaChanging up her hightlights again. But can't be arsed to keep her sheep entertained.
Lol that’s brilliant!
No idea who this Instagram/person is, but feel Sopha should see it... ATB
edit: I didn’t circle that comment, but feel the points that person wrote give good reasons why you shouldn’t post your babies/children online on public accounts
edit: I didn’t circle that comment, but feel the points that person wrote give good reasons why you shouldn’t post your babies/children online on public accounts
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That comment with the blue circle around it.. why would someone say that? Absolutely disgusting!
No doubt we will hear something from her tomorrow as it’s SS summer launch for in the style 
She’s so bleeping predictable!!
She’s so bleeping predictable!!
She’s right, but I just scrolled down her grid and her kid is on there twice and I could see his face. One was an advert.
I know some of you aren’t wax melt fans however i am & whilst stocking up on my jade & jasmine look who i caught lurking next to it. @Islandhoppin i shall add you to my barrrsgit hunnay
Oh dear
That’s not good.I didn’t look at her profile - I just took a screenshot of a cleaning account who shared it
Inspired!
I'm Thank You x
Brilliant
Ta hun, I hope you enjoy my signature scent - inspired by Hinch herself - high notes of Fake Tomato Mugshot, middle notes of damp obese cocker and low notes of utter desperation.*removes from barsgit*
“My three musketeers” duck off. Those sunglasses look ridiculous and rennie looks beyond miserable “more like the three muskerhounds” free tickets for the cartoon incoming. bleeping idiots.
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