Mrs Hinch #401 Stace is up the duff bet Hinch can’t get her new house fast enuff

[fannysjohnny]

Never thought I'd see the day that Hinch has become so boring I'd come on here to read who's farts are the loudest

I haven't even described Fanny's farts yet
Can't remember who posted soz-but is this what he was wearing when she was seen at the park

 

[Bunnykins]

I reckon Inch reads here more than her!

Go and get a job.

 

[Upyourshinch]

I haven't even described Fanny's farts yet
Can't remember who posted soz-but is this what he was wearing when she was seen at the park

I'm sure we'd all love to know how Fanny farts, come on let it all out now, bet Hinchs are the loudest tho so full of tit

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I haven't even described Fanny's farts yet
Can't remember who posted soz-but is this what he was wearing when she was seen at the park

Whatcha thinking?

 

[Sloppys]

Maybe we’ll have the big house reveal this weekend on ronnies bday. A video panning out over the new garden
She’s gonna have a full on melt down Sunday - Ronnie’s birthday and Father’s Day. She wont be centre of attention.

 

[Eat more cake]

Radio silence on Ronnies birthday preparations. We know something is happening cos Ss has been invited. However with Rex in hospital having stitches I wonder whether they will still go. And is it a staged party for just Ronnie and Rex or his real one with other guests?
My suspicion is whatever she does she won’t show it on the gram. Just a couple of pictures that don’t reveal the full extent of the shindig. It’s supposed to be a washout this weekend anyway....

Don't forget the cling on niece. She'll be there. And his brother from another mother, Henry.

 

[Hiyaguys]

I haven't even described Fanny's farts yet
Can't remember who posted soz-but is this what he was wearing when she was seen at the park

I don’t remember his outfit but he had his Ronnie hat on.. it was boiling that day so I doubt he had a jacket on

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

Maybe we’ll have the big house reveal this weekend on ronnies bday. A video panning out over the new garden
She’s gonna have a full on melt down Sunday - Ronnie’s birthday and Father’s Day. She wont be centre of attention.

youll find her in the dog bed clawing her neck while Ma frantically loads up the tranquilliser gun and inch ushers the kids to safety

 

[sparklesinwonderland]

My son does some cracking burps

We call it burping, not winding over here in the US... I must admit I’ve been very confused with these posts until I finally connected the dots this morning! I was reading it with the pronounciation whine-ding..

 

[WithEyesWideOpen]

Do we think she will release a new book now the baby has been born? Perhaps a parenting style book? Or a new range because her home range did alright?

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

The ducks don't look like they're eating, or hunting for food on the ground, either!

Even the bloody ducks are bored! Lol

 

[AC55]

Ronnie loves feeding the ducks? As opposed to what? Standing beside a goal post looking lost and bored to tears? You're trying to hard Inch!

 

[Sausage90]

Ronnie's birthday montage:

Grinch cackling like a mad woman, dressed in a wedding dress walking 2 alpacas on a lead around Hinch Farm.

Video of obese dog in a party hat, barking at said alpacas hahahaha naughty handsomes hahahaha.

Ronnie will be napping for his cake (obviously) so it'll just be Inch blowing out the candles.

Then the final photo will say "NEW POST!", announcing the new Griege Farm House move!

Can't wait.

 

[Needacuppa]

Ronnie would look so lovely with a little haircut. I remeber getting my lads done for the 1st time...he had similar hair to Rex. He looked so damn adorable. I think it makes them look like little big boys. And takes them from babys. Its time now for his little tufts to be trimmed. He will look such a handsommanzhaircut100

 

[Hiyaguys]

I just hope she’s promised Ronnie she’ll go live for his birthday again

 

[Eat more cake]

I just hope she’s promised Ronnie she’ll go live for his birthday again

Oh my goodness I'd forgotten that tit show.

 

[Hiyaguys]

Oh my goodness I'd forgotten that tit show.

Bunny ears & wedding dress at the ready

 

[Unicornishpastie]

That pic Inch has put up is from awhile ago, compare it with the one when Ronron is in his England kit and he looks a few months younger, their follows must be thick if they don’t notice that

 

[Islandhoppin]

I just hope she’s promised Ronnie she’ll go live for his birthday again

I’ve cleared my diary just in case!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Why have I only just seen that glam fairy cleans has her own thread now