Mrs Hinch #399 Threads are slowing down as new cleaning sensation takes her crown

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That's just checking company house names I believe and not doing anything fancy to check trademarks. It would probably tell me setting up a company called Apple iPhone passes it's check 😆

This Hun may find herself in a spot of hot water if hinch gets her trademark lawyer onto it
What have I missed? Has someone nicked the Hinch name or...?
 
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I hope she's posted an old photo and that she hasn't actually dressed Ronnie in a furry bodywarmer in this heat
 
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I hope she's posted an old photo and that she hasn't actually dressed Ronnie in a furry bodywarmer in this heat
Its 25 degrees here and I'm about 2 hours from Essex that poor boy he must be sweltering
 
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What's with the half way through the week crap? It's not like she's had her boys on her own and waiting for daddy to be around at the weekend.
It makes no flipping difference what day it is to you!
 
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I suspect it is someone genuinely called Hinch taking advantage of the Mrs Hinch name to promote her business.

Also a no from me with the new cleaning sensation as it’s the same old same old, but enjoyed the headlines there for a while 😁

I’m glad Ourron is getting a chance to live his best life without his mother screeching “again, and better!” In his face every five minutes. His chance to flourish for a while ❤

So Soph, how’s the plastic grass with all this hot weather?
Melted 🤣
 
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Sorry if this has been said. But anyone like the sly digs Jake Quickenden gives off about Hinch...he did a Q&A and what gives you the ick. And someone sent in when a family of say 5, include their pet. But really they are a family of 4. His reaction though 🤣🤣
What’s the tea ☕ there? Have they fallen out? Not a Jake fan (tbh don’t really know who he is 😬) but anyone that throws shade on Grinch has my full support 🤣
 
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OK this is going to sound so salty but

Why is a midwife AND a health visitor seeing her?

After having my youngest (June last year) we were pretty much left to fend for ourselves. Haven't seen or heard from the HV since baby was 6 weeks.
 
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Early thread suggestion:
Congratulations on your 400th thread, now it’s finally time to put your career to bed.
 
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OK this is going to sound so salty but

Why is a midwife AND a health visitor seeing her?

After having my youngest (June last year) we were pretty much left to fend for ourselves. Haven't seen or heard from the HV since baby was 6 weeks.
They’ve probably seen what kind of mother she is. It’ll be a welfare visit 😂
 
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Mrs Hinch #399 - Grinch's threads are slowing down as new cleaning sensation takes her crown...

Winning thread suggestion by @Blondesx40x with 131 votes - slightly edited to fit.

Quick recap - she’s been so boring it’s tedious, but here goes....
On Saturday we were treated to another video montage this time it included our Soph bouncing about on her exercise ball legs akimbo shortly before she ate some smarties and baby Lennie / Lonnie / Lenor floated out of her fully dressed in a personalised onesie...

There was a photo of the three Hinch Bros - as they’ve already been branded by her and Jamie - and we were informed that they are are Sopha’s world. Again.

Next another photo, this time of a sleeping, milk drunk Lonnie, propped on Mummaz boob with her strap down so that we all know she’s breast feeding him. Again she tells us how much she loves her boys #mumofboys

There was then a video about how much she loves her life and a quick glimpse of Ronnie -remember him?! Cute little guy? Lived in Castle Greyskull approx two years? No? - it seemed to have been filmed from several miles away as Jamie helped him with his dinner. Jamie and Ronnie seem to need a special invitation to go near Sopha or Lenor.

Another photo and another chance for Sopha to post things that Ron never said in quote marks. “Just checking lens ok mum” he said as he leans into the pram. We’re unsure if she means Lonnie or the camera lens on her phone that’s constantly poked in his face.
We ended Saturday with another video of Lonnie and the proclamation that Soph “can’t cope” with his little mouth.

Sunday morning saw yet another photo montage of the Hinch Bros. Did she mention she loves her kids? Who’d have thought mum’s love their babies?!

Blanket silence until Monday evening when she attempted to appear more relatable - thanks to Tattle - by telling everyone she’s been breast feeding for 8 days and now has a blocked milk duct. She then shared a message she’d stumbled across from an adoring Sheep called “Sarah” as another chance to try and get sympathy and cry about nusty trolls... we cannot confirm if she was back crying in the dog’s bed as she shared this.
This all also coincided with BFF Stacey’s restock on InTheStyle and her getting glammed up for a date night with Joe.

Today is Tuesday and it’s poor old Henry’s 6th birthday. 6 years of living with Hinch...
We were treated to a montage of HRH Henry Handsomes from puppy to spoilt fat brat and Jamie declared him to be The best dog in the world. Because they always have the best everything if you’d not noticed.

A new cleaning social media star has been getting promoted by the press over the weekend and they are declaring her to be the new Mrs Hinch...
Epic meltdown incoming....
What a brilliant update! Especially since nothing is happening. Thank heavens for Tattle!
 
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