Everything is all passive aggressive with her. Like it's too much effort to just be honest so I'll say it with an attitude.
Everything is all passive aggressive with her. Like it's too much effort to just be honest so I'll say it with an attitude.She came on (I think) with the updated Gretal filter all aggressive saying they couldn’t cope with the fish so she gave them to fish people as they aren’t fish people!! Ie she flushed them down the bog!!! I don’t think she could avoid it anymore
Mine were quicker yes. However I also ignored the contractions second time round til I couldn't take it any longer.Oh god you've just changed my mind on a second childfirst was 66 hours of labour and 3 pushing (got dragged out with the plunger in the end). Everyone keeps telling me the second one is quicker but are they just saying that to trick me? You're a champ doing that on just gas and air .
As for Sophie's comments on not having pain relief, does she want a medal? I've only met one person who actually cares about that and they're just a competitive person by nature so they don't count. (Not meaning anyone on this thread because you guys aren't sharing it so sheep can message you about how brave and amazing you are, you're just sharing stories)
I love her Instagram. She is very informative and inspirational. Also incredibly anti-Hinch and her toxic lifestyle.Michelle Ogundehin. Check out her Instagram
Creasing up at this. You win the internet today.This is how I see the reveal going...
We will besubjectedtreated to the usual morning routine and she will bring back Two Man Team for one last time as requested by Tattle. However this time whenthe edit skips to pretendRonnie opens the door to let Henners out for a crap in the sleepers, instead of watching from the open door way he willbe pushedrun eagerly towards his little playhouse to the sound of the Peter Rabbit theme tune, the garden basked in perfect sunshinedespite it raining across the rest of the Kingdom of Maldonia.Once inside, the montage will go into slo-mo mode and pan across the sensory plastic grass floor, stopping at the edge of a biskit coloured basket. The music will reach a crescendo as the camera moves across the basket to reveal... a working cover for OK magazine and an AD to buy the mag on Tuesday for all the baby details, including a twist that “honestly could only ‘appen to me guyz” written in a pink font.
The story will continue with footage of Ronnie leaving the playhouse but instead of stepping back out into Greyskull’s artificial lavender cloud we find him in the grounds of Hinch Farm. The caption will read “I dreamed big guyz and we have TWO new beginnings to share with you - welcome to Hinch FarmI can’t wait to share all three acres with my shopperssheepbotsfollowers. @staceysolomon Yes, that is a bigger plot than yours Bubs“
The final shot will be of Onslow sitting on his ride on mower in his bestest vest, texting his old neighbour (allegedly).
Ouch, hope she manages to avoid that one!I only hope she doesn’t take her Minkeh to sit on and Kermit to wipe with when she is sewn back up after a 3rd degree tear!
OMG. Can't stop lollingHere's the top two comments. Is Grinch the first one?
Could be worse, she could have a scrub daddy to wipe withI only hope she doesn’t take her Minkeh to sit on and Kermit to wipe with when she is sewn back up after a 3rd degree tear!
Have you ever considered being an author? You really set the scene here. You wouldn’t give Stace and Sof a run for their money though, not hun enough.This is how I see the reveal going...
We will besubjectedtreated to the usual morning routine and she will bring back Two Man Team for one last time as requested by Tattle. However this time whenthe edit skips to pretendRonnie opens the door to let Henners out for a crap in the sleepers, instead of watching from the open door way he willbe pushedrun eagerly towards his little playhouse to the sound of the Peter Rabbit theme tune, the garden basked in perfect sunshinedespite it raining across the rest of the Kingdom of Maldonia.Once inside, the montage will go into slo-mo mode and pan across the sensory plastic grass floor, stopping at the edge of a biskit coloured basket. The music will reach a crescendo as the camera moves across the basket to reveal... a working cover for OK magazine and an AD to buy the mag on Tuesday for all the baby details, including a twist that “honestly could only ‘appen to me guyz” written in a pink font.
The story will continue with footage of Ronnie leaving the playhouse but instead of stepping back out into Greyskull’s artificial lavender cloud we find him in the grounds of Hinch Farm. The caption will read “I dreamed big guyz and we have TWO new beginnings to share with you - welcome to Hinch FarmI can’t wait to share all three acres with my shopperssheepbotsfollowers. @staceysolomon Yes, that is a bigger plot than yours Bubs“
The final shot will be of Onslow sitting on his ride on mower in his bestest vest, texting his old neighbour (allegedly).
The tide is definitely turning.OMG. Can't stop lollingwell said to that 2nd comment.
This is genius and I can totally imagine this happeningThis is how I see the reveal going...
We will besubjectedtreated to the usual morning routine and she will bring back Two Man Team for one last time as requested by Tattle. However this time whenthe edit skips to pretendRonnie opens the door to let Henners out for a crap in the sleepers, instead of watching from the open door way he willbe pushedrun eagerly towards his little playhouse to the sound of the Peter Rabbit theme tune, the garden basked in perfect sunshinedespite it raining across the rest of the Kingdom of Maldonia.Once inside, the montage will go into slo-mo mode and pan across the sensory plastic grass floor, stopping at the edge of a biskit coloured basket. The music will reach a crescendo as the camera moves across the basket to reveal... a working cover for OK magazine and an AD to buy the mag on Tuesday for all the baby details, including a twist that “honestly could only ‘appen to me guyz” written in a pink font.
The story will continue with footage of Ronnie leaving the playhouse but instead of stepping back out into Greyskull’s artificial lavender cloud we find him in the grounds of Hinch Farm. The caption will read “I dreamed big guyz and we have TWO new beginnings to share with you - welcome to Hinch FarmI can’t wait to share all three acres with my shopperssheepbotsfollowers. @staceysolomon Yes, that is a bigger plot than yours Bubs“
The final shot will be of Onslow sitting on his ride on mower in his bestest vest, texting his old neighbour (allegedly).
Could you imagine her & JSP on Loose Womenhttps://giphy.com/MUeQeEQaDCjE4 ALL HAIL QUEEN MICHELLE
We are not worthy, she is a woman on a mission and I love to see it
I was induced, started me at 3pm, labour didn’t properly start until 9pm and my son was born at 3.19am, they class that as a quick birth. I would disagreeSo.....she got induced with Ron, yet had a quick birth and he was born at 4:11am ( I just went back to the post) what fecking time was she induced????
I’d like to see hunch singlehandledly get her toddler ready for nursery in the mornings and safely delivered there, at 8am, before needing to be back home and started work for 8.30 while spewing constantly due to morning sickness! Which is currently my reality. I have to take a sick jug in the car and hope for the best! And then collect her in the evening and get her fed bathed and bed with the second daily bout of sickness which seems to have worked out exactly the two most inconvenient times of dayI had pethidine with my 1st and don’t remember having any strange side effectsI feel like I missed out 2nd was accidentally born at home, so zero pain relief, 3rd was emergency c section after 40+hr labour, 4th just had gas and air and erm paracetamol for number 5 due in a few weeks, I’m just hoping I make it to the hospital, since I keep having nightmares of giving birth in my local shop
And wtf has hunch got to be exhausted for?! Yes I get it’s tiring carrying ahumanpuppy for 78 months, but come the fuck on! She doesn’t work, she spends her time on the sofa, she doesn’t parent, she has a live in husband who doesn’t work, her mad ma 2 mins away. She doesn’t know the meaning of the word exhausted!
Ooh you’re ‘ard.Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.
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