I was the same. Gave birth, I was holding my daughter, shouted to my husband “take this” (our baby lol), and vommed all over myself. It was a magical moment. Shit myself too. Hey ho. Shit happens.I can’t even remember what drugs I had first time round, I just remember my husband announcing we had a baby girl then I vommed all over myself. Such a magical moment.
She’s having a rest as she’s worked hard all week and been juggling so many things whilst being the first ever woman to be pregnant for longer than an elephant. She’s incredible. Wonder Woman. Inspiring.Can’t load her storys what have i missed today ? X x
Just read that whole screenshot and some of my brain cells died. I can’t actually believe that absolute crap was even in a book. Do people really need told how to put on a duvet cover?? I despair.Good evening Tattlers
I’ve not caught up today so apologies if this has been mentioned and not wanting to derail but I just came to share Michelle’s latest storyThe worm is turning guyzzz View attachment 572758
I LOVE how much Michelle is gunning for Hinch.Good evening Tattlers
I’ve not caught up today so apologies if this has been mentioned and not wanting to derail but I just came to share Michelle’s latest storyThe worm is turning guyzzz View attachment 572758
Now this is a genius suggestion. I laaaaarrrvve it!How is she still claiming to be pregnant, it’s been over a decade now. Ron is expecting his own baby and Jamie is on to his next wife.
I’m starting to wonder if she’s in some sort of stand off with Stacey. Is Stacey pregnant and Hinch is waiting for a public announcement on that so she can ruin it by announcing she’s given birth at the same time.
What a load of bollocks!Only just read this on fb. What utter drivel. 2018.
So lucky she wouldn't want a bigger house or a bigger car even if she could?
You damn liar. Made want to vomit. The rest of it is all about poor her getting knots in her tummy over things people say cos she was brought up to be kind.
She still walks her dogTurn it in you conniving bitch.
Step 1 in the Hinch Guide to Firestarting. Liberally spray all overGood evening Tattlers
I’ve not caught up today so apologies if this has been mentioned and not wanting to derail but I just came to share Michelle’s latest storyThe worm is turning guyzzz View attachment 572758
And poor little feeble Soflora from the teeney weenie village of Moldonia could possibly have saved this from happening, had she just engaged with the woman, rather than hitting the block buttonGood evening Tattlers
I’ve not caught up today so apologies if this has been mentioned and not wanting to derail but I just came to share Michelle’s latest storyThe worm is turning guyzzz View attachment 572758
They don't look very nice to me all squashed into little piecesThey're rose petals don't ya know to match her middle name......gosh
She sounds so conceitedOnly just read this on fb. What utter drivel. 2018.
So lucky she wouldn't want a bigger house or a bigger car even if she could?
You damn liar. Made want to vomit. The rest of it is all about poor her getting knots in her tummy over things people say cos she was brought up to be kind.
She still walks her dogTurn it in you conniving bitch.
You always get the impression that her ghost writer was putting anything in to meet her word count.Just read that whole screenshot and some of my brain cells died. I can’t actually believe that absolute crap was even in a book. Do people really need told how to put on a duvet cover?? I despair.
She probably has even less activity and engagement her personal account because there's absolutely no craic about her in really life. She's Sophie in Instaland when she's in her work account - animals and people line the streets to welcome her and sign glory and praise when she chucks them a crumb of hope asking for opinions on projects that are already completeWell she’s busy following and unfollowing. I know each time I say this people say “it can be a long wait being induced” but I would like to think that Jamie would say “Soph put the phone away whilst you’re in labour” or at the very least “Soph only go on your personal account”. It would be like me checking work emails whilst about to give birth. No thanks.
Was it you?!You always get the impression that her ghost writer was putting anything in to meet her word count.
“Let’s face it guys, we all hate having to open the fridge to put the milk away. So huns, here’s what I do. Move towards the fridge with one arm slightly outstretched. Once you reach the fridge. Wrap your hand around the handle and pull it towards you”
Ghost writer: 1...2...3...
If she's working on a pregnancy being 40 weeks, then by my maths she's not wrong? 1 January was 18 weeks and 6 days ago, therefore if she's due in the next week then she wasn't lying in her New Year's stories?The thing that is driving me insane with this pregnancy is, that when she announced it at new year she claimed she was further along then she had left. Last time I checked pregnancy lasts 9 months. It’s been 5 fucking months now since she announced it. So she couldn’t have possibly been any more than 4 months along. Why has she lied or is it that she’s just so unbelievably stooopid that she can’t count how far along she was?
Was it you?!
Benjamin, Ben, Bennie BooBaby names, what do we think she will call CC2? I think Mickey, purely because of the Disneyland connection. Another possibility is names ending in 'ie' as there's Sophie, Jamie, Ronnie
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