Mrs Hinch #389 Coming soon: The Alpacalypse. You have been warned

[Sloppys]

Thing is, by hiding it originally she's done herself no favours. Like, if she just said 'look guys, Jamie promised to do the dishwasher for the next 50 years if we could get the audi' noone would bat an eyelid on tattle or even in the sheep pen. This is what I do not understand about her!


That's a problem for the new owners...

Or she shouldn’t have posted saying they were in the dealership for 3 hours and didn’t buy anything wouldn’t have had to hid it then.

 

[vibrant]

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Is that 2 range rovers now?

One Range Rover and and one Audi Q7 I think

 

[Lovelybitofsquirrel]

I always check for a cannula mark.

Hahaha so do I

 

[Islandhoppin]

Fucks sake Soph, I’ve had a busy day. I really could do without having to report you to ASA for advertising Iconic products using a filter AGAIN. If you have ambitions to be a beauty influencer you will need to learn to love your actual face.

 

[Mum of two]

Is it only me that cleans my window frames with a bucket of water and a squirt of all-purpose cleaner or have I been doing it wrong all these years?
Surely the 'Elbow grease' needs to be rinsed off?

 

[Hann98]

Why did this make me laugh so much

 

[mucking.fuddle]

Fancy choosing to stay in and clean the windows rather than having fun with your family

But she’s been out for lunch don’t forget edited to say sorry I forgot jaaaymay and rondon were playing out. Confused.Com

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Inflicting a Range Rover on them amuses me no end. I’ve probably mentioned it before but I have a RR Sport. It breaks constantly and is always in the garage (60 days in total in 2019). At least, after the 6-8 week wait it takes to book it in to be seen as everyone else’s RRs are equally crap.

As I sit with all the disgruntled RR owners in the service section of the garage, we cast pitying looks at the poor innocent people parting with their money to buy the shiny ones in the showroom part. But I can’t help but cackle evilly to myself at what’s ahead for the Hinches with their cars. Either way, I’m absolutely getting a Skoda next, it transpires we’re not RR people...

PS An alpaca would not fit in the boot

My friend recently got rid of her range. She had it for maybe 4 years. Put down a £15k deposit and paid the rest on hire purchase. When she sold her car she got £10k for it. Not even sure if she had finished paying her finance off.

 

[Andioooop]

Who is Jenna? What did I miss and when?!

Last year she had a neighbour who outed her for having 30 guests round during the pandemic. Here i’ve linked it. I don’t know if she still lives there x
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...three-is-asleep-in-his-cot.19161/post-4888818

 

[gggg_o]

Three different products to clean one window.

Why

Also shouldn’t this be marked as an ad? This is the second time she’s posted herself using these product this week. Today someone posted a news article of her story when she was using them the other day so she is being payed to promote them

 

[Latala]

Fucks sake Soph, I’ve had a busy day. I really could do without having to report you to ASA for advertising Iconic products using a filter AGAIN. If you have ambitions to be a beauty influencer you will need to learn to love your actual face.

Which face though?

 

[Julezv93]

Anyone else seen this?

 

[Lovelybitofsquirrel]

I’d love to cannulate her. For those in the know, I’d “accidentally” pick up a 14G. (The largest and most painful one)

ooooh Dialysis cannulaes Used to be tit scared of inserting them

 

[Hann98]

So she marked the Iconic as an ad on the roundup of cosmetic weaponry she has plastered her face in.

Naughty girl Soph - this is becoming unacceptable...

Influencers told not to use 'misleading' beauty filters

The Advertising Standards Authority ruling applies to brands and influencers on social media.

www.bbc.co.uk

Lenor Crease Release?

I used Lenor crease release on my clothes the other day, I used it in my living room, it’s made my carpets so slippery. I stacked it over and I’ve broke my toe on my kallax unit

 

[Dearyme]

Is that 2 range rovers now?

She never goes anywhere alone anyway why do they need two expensive cars?

 

[peekaboo2]

I have to say, as much as he annoys me, Inch comes across as a brilliant Dad. Ron is a lucky lad to have him!

I beg to differ he’s just as bad as her in my opinion, yes he’s hands on but he exploits his son and wife also, he’s a fame hungry drip xx

 

[Latala]

Bet she’s busy tomorrow taking CC2 to get his school shoes for September

 

[HereForTheComments456]

I wonder is she testing the waters with her barmy army (probably about 4 people left in it )? Usually hides any trace of the Audi and Range Rover she doesn’t have...yet today she keeps filming just to make SURE they can be seen. Is she waiting to see if there’s any negative reaction from the sheep before she uncovers her new mAnsiOn?

I doubt people will be negative about a car. I never understood why she hid it. I bet so many of her followers drive Range Rovers or Audi’s.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I used Lenor crease release on my clothes the other day, I used it in my living room, it’s made my carpets so slippery. I stacked it over and I’ve broke my toe on my kallax unit

Don’t worry, if it’s anything like Hinches broken toe you’ll forget about it within a day

 

[Dexy]

Zoph , I’m doing it ! Dreaming that Stacey is going to do a post announcing cc2 to Instagram before you do

Stacey will of gotten pregnant and birthed her fourth child before CC2 arrives…