Mrs Hinch #389 Coming soon: The Alpacalypse. You have been warned

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I think we can safely assume, that she's actually reading this book about Alpacas. No big hard words, for sopha to stress about (although maracas is a tough one)

No wonder she wanted to learn Spanish, must be planning on becoming an Alpaca whisperer.

 
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I’ve called the children’s book one before but yeah I get your thinking. Although her fan base seem to forgive anything g she does so they’ll be tellling her how much she deserves it after all her ‘ hard work’ although god know what they’ll do when she leaves greyskul behind and embarks on country style
 
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Ok so she had him in January is due ‘soon’ but didn’t want to give the date or even the month away. Still time for the imaginary paps to come after you sopha. 🥱 Yawn.
 
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Very very interesting.
 
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Good grief woman get off your fecking arse & go for a walk!

And if I had £1 for every time Onslow was plugging that shitecast I would be as rich a them by now!
 
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I think she is blagging about Alpaca farm. I think she needs to pacify her harscore sheep that she made believe she 'is just lil old me who will never change, and never leave this house' She needs to manipulate them that she is doing it for the Alpacas and not because they have given her what they wanted.... Money and instafame. It has changed her, and they are seeing it... Hence the few comments on Andrex post. And this has paved the way for the labour speel. Another two weeks of engagement there Soph!!! She is so transparent but some followers have not been deradicalized yet.
 
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It's ridiculous. She's been making out since April that it was imminent. Over a month later and we're still waiting. I presume she's booked in for an induction this week or she's over due otherwise there could still be at least another 2 weeks left if she's full term and they're allowing her to go overdue/naturally.
 
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"How are you today?"
Sitting here wondering if you've had the baby, actually having a baby, or if the baby is 20 years old and already in college.
Also wondering where your "questions about the nursery that ill answer all of" is. Because my question hasn't been answered yet.
Thats how I am today. Confused, hurt and ignored

I've just had a thought... what if the new book is going to he a parenting book
 
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I still strongly don’t think she’s had it but I very much enjoy reading the speculation

I think she’s overdue and FURIOUS about it. She’ll definitely be one of those annoying women who’s sure they’ll have the baby early. I always enjoy it when they go overdue
 
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We all know that Hinch only goes out if it involves shopping. She doesn’t ever take Ron anywhere by herself. As a mum of two, I find her very strange that way. I used to love taking my kids for a walk or to the park by myself. It seems like it’s only Jamie who takes Ron and the dog out mostly. Hinch may do a ‘token’ walk in her slippers for the gram, but I don’t believe she does anything else - she certainly never shows it, and we know how much she loves to film herself! And yes it’s bizarre not mentioning mental Health awareness week, especially when she loves to talk about her anxiety when she’s screwed up and her lies are laid bare! She’s cried wolf far too many times.
 
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I reliable source tells me that both cars are on the drive.
It's not inconceivable that they could walk,but what if he had to get back in a hurry
Could he have dropped her off to be induced to be called back when she’s in established labour? I know, I’m clutching at straws now
 
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I find it odd as a mother that she never is never alone with her child! It’s bloody weird and not normal
 
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Agree that IS odd, I think Ron’s been at Ma’sovernight and Jamie maybe away to gym now they’ve reopened
 
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