Mrs Hinch #388 While Soph is giving Orla root rot, son number three is asleep in his cot!

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I’d hoped she’d given up the quirky cooking. Hope she’s not auditioning for masterchef as part of her ‘working hard’ for her cottage
 
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bleeping Ursula is trolling us with those fake brows I swear 🤣
The funniest thing she could do with them is stick them on that mutt 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Do they ever eat a proper meal? 🤣 even more proof that the house is a set.. it’s always snacks
 
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I’m sorry but Ronnie taking one look at those eyebrows on her arm, doing a 180 and bouncing out the room clearly off to find his dad is hilarious. That’s how I feel every time I watch her stories my man 😂
It’s nearly like Ron has run off (shaking his head) to find Jamie to tell him ‘Dad, Mammaz lost the plot again, you may ring Nannaz freda to bring the tranquilliser’ 😂😂

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I feel sorry for her fella. If I served that for dinner mine would ask where’s the rest and end up ordering himself a Chinese 🤣
 
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No offence, i get Ron is little and she has food issues but what on earth does inch eat ?!?? Jeez i think i must over feed my man !! I mean he actually eats full portions of things !!😂😂
 
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She’s definitely trolling Tattle with that “Would I Lie to You” song .....

I literally burst out laughing when she starts ‘cooking’ cos I can’t wait to come on here and see the remarks 👀

The eyebrows on the arm though... she’s lost the entire plot !
 
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And the old fingernails make another return while making her tit mini pizzas. Come on Hinchy, get your tit together.
 
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Nice bit of home cooking there 🙄. It’s ok just pop some slices of cucumber on the side to make it healthy 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
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I see she got the Dyson Airwrap, after her being on the beg for a freebie all that time ago (top right hand corner)
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Why mini pizzas for dinner though??
If she made actual real size pizzas (yes, you can even use jusrol for that, Sofa. They do pizza bases!), then I would think fair enough... but why mini? Isn't this the time to be stuffing the pizza in? I know I was!
 
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I wish to duck she'd stop assaulting my eyeballs with her tit cookery skills. And "profesh" ?! Nothing about you is either classy or professional Sopha
 
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"Omg, brainwave. The baby is here and the photo shoot for Ok mag was at the £3million house!! That’s why she was there and they aren’t buying it."

From the last thread. Can someone explain?! I think I missed the 3mil House references!
 
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"Tomatoe puree"
Sophie rose Vest Shelling Orferr Hinchliffe 🙃

I hate tomato purée- it tastes like metal to me. Surely you'd mix the herbs into the "sauce" not scatter them on top to burn 🤷‍♀️
I wish she would just give Ron some turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces and give it a bloody rest. Store brought pizza won't kill him and can't taste half as bad as her attempts at playing house. This is the sort of "cooking" I'd make WITH my 2 year old nephew so I can keep an eye on him, keep him amused AND make us something to eat. (Tbf from experience my nephew would eat all the pepperoni & tomatoes whilst helping and then not be hungry once it's cooked 😂)
 
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She's trolling here again, the 'Would i lie to you baby' song. She used it a couple of days ago as well and i don't think it was picked up on here. Shes such a dick 🙄
 
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