Mrs Hinch #374 RIP Flip & Flop, not grey or #gifted so they got the chop

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Going live in the delivery suite with the days newspaper clearly showing the date then followed up with a copy of the birth certificate
Yeah but eventually 1st birthday would be the giveaway if any mismatch.. who's taking bets on another wedding dress for the event!!
 
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Oh my, this has brought back so many memories of when my oldest was born
 
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I have had a few c-sections, with my first I was in 5 days but had my youngest 3 years ago and I was home 24hrs later
 
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Surprised she didn't try to grab some attention from the RF and announce the baby today.
Can you imagine if she had the baby today and called it Prince and all her sheeples would think it was a lovely honour to Prince Phil but really it's because she really does think she’s Maldon royalty
 
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These are the door mats when new grass arrived - hope this helps
 

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I have had a few c-sections, with my first I was in 5 days but had my youngest 3 years ago and I was home 24hrs later
I had my first 17 yrs ago and I stayed in 5 days after a v birth! I was clueless lol
 
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Yes Michelle YES!
I hope this is referring to Narnias full of “cleaning” crap
 
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I have had a few c-sections, with my first I was in 5 days but had my youngest 3 years ago and I was home 24hrs later
I had a c-section 18 months ago and was discharged within 24 hours. I thought I would have to be in hosp for days but I was glad to get home x
 
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I know someone who has their baby a few weeks ago and went in at 8pm, had baby by 10pm & was sent home at 2:30am Basically pushing you out the door now lol
 
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I am 42 and my mum stayed in hosp with me for two weeks, normal vag birth but first child. With my brother it was about 5 days.... its def all changed now,,
 
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Had my second 10 days ago, v birth. Born at 9.23pm, stitches which took an age then me and my partner had to have a covid test after the birth and wait for results. Partner went home at 2.30am I was put on the ward when results came back at 4.30am. Partner was aloud back when visiting hours open at 8am the next day and then we were going home at 1.30pm the next day. I think compared to my first it depends on how busy they are obvs, and how many change overs of staff there are. Paper work takes an age when it's busy or if you need to handover to other staff... Sorry I've had a wine and I'm in essay writing mood!
 
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What the fuxk is a ‘drawstring dust proof portable shoe bag with transparent window for travel’
Only a real thicko needs to label see through window bags.... errrr.... you can see what’s inside by just looking at the window...
 
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These are the door mats when new grass arrived - hope this helps
In my head the new doormat that I’m looking for was another generic greyish one like the “home” one or the love hearts one. Possibly it was the home one.
The beige one definitely was the one she bought and showed us but has taken pride of place nonetheless. There’s a part of me that thinks she’s muddled pre records somewhere along the line. There’s also another part of me. A big part of me that cannot believe how much time I’ve spent looking for a bloody doormat that she may or may not have bought in the last 15 weeks. But I am a dog with a bone and had a very clingy toddler who just wanted to cuddle me all day so I’ve been able to waste more time on this than usual
 
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That would
That’d be hilarious. Nowhere to hide after that sofa. Everyone will know the truth. Fake famous. Mwahahahaaaa

That would
That’d be hilarious. Nowhere to hide after that sofa. Everyone will know the truth. Fake famous. Mwahahahaaaa
Surprised she’s not packet a tooth brush for him
I have an irrational hatred for her Dymo labels.
thosr label machines were around in the 1960’s. Catch up sofa. You’re well behind the times.
 
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I was like that with the recent red blanket she showed in a Haul that I had definitely seen previously recently
 
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20 odd pages behind but just got to update you, I’m in the chippy and I’ve got a cheeky battered sausage for the drive home thread flashback
 
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What’s that thing called where you go on there and can view peoples stories on Instagram without actually getting the views?
 
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