Didn't she she all this Easter Crate bollocks last year? All I got as a kid was 1 chocolate egg and maybe 50p !
Mrs Hinch #364 When you think she can’t get any dumber, grab a spoon then phone a plumber
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My little one has these, even the 9yo likes to play with it, so definitely a hit in this house. And it won’t end up in the bin tomorrow
Strange that Hinch didn’t get the label lady to do her a label for her Easter box 
SS is becoming more and more successful than Hinch. And I bleeping love it.
Hinch designed a tit bog brush... SS has her own show coming.... Now a clothing deal .. Lolz
CHOO CHOOOOO
hinch sulk train
Hinch designed a tit bog brush... SS has her own show coming.... Now a clothing deal .. Lolz
CHOO CHOOOOO
hinch sulk train I know there are a few Tattlers out there who are new mums/about to have a baby or might be struggling. Please DO NOT look at Hinch as any kind of role model. It's outrageously unrealistic.
The best piece of advice I can give you, in fact, the one and only thing you should have on your "list"is "don't kill the baby" This is my one aim in life. OK, tragedies do unfortunately happen, but stick with me.
Didn't get up/get dressed? That's OK. The baby is alive and fed. It will NEVER remember the day you were a bit tit.
Didn't make it to baby class/swimming /a walk in the park? That's OK, your baby will NEVER remember the day you missed baby sing song and sat in front of cbeebies instead.
Hubby comes home, takes one look at the house /your face/ body and asks you what the hell you did all day and you have absolutely no answer for him? (yeah, this happened to me) You kept your baby alive! That's amazing and it takes full concentration all day long.
Then you look at Hinch and see she's sat in her immaculate house and cleaned every time the baby slept. BOLLOCKS. I passed out cold the second my kid fell asleep and I couldn't care less about the state of my house or people judging me for it. I'm alive, I'm fine and so is my kid. Take care of yourselves Tattlers, and be kond!
I've got a 5 month old and only now do I have the time and energy to clean. Even then it's one room a
But she won't, we know that
Soph making an ‘Easter crate’ for a dog isn’t cute, it’s super weird.
That dog doesn’t need anymore treats it’s huge! This is coming from a fellow dog owner, stop over feeding your dog it’s just going to put him into an early grave.
Also ‘Easter morning’ isn’t a thing, it’s not Christmas morning. Easter Sunday is a thing soph, you know for Christians not for peddling more pointless crap
That dog doesn’t need anymore treats it’s huge! This is coming from a fellow dog owner, stop over feeding your dog it’s just going to put him into an early grave.
Also ‘Easter morning’ isn’t a thing, it’s not Christmas morning. Easter Sunday is a thing soph, you know for Christians not for peddling more pointless crap
15 mins left to see whether we get the supportive Hinch or the upstage/ignore Stacey, Hinch.
SS is becoming more and more successful than Hinch. And I bleeping love it.
Hinch designed a tit bog brush... SS has her own show coming.... Now a clothing deal .. Lolz
CHOO CHOOOOO
chhhoooo chhhoooo deep rest incoming
No wonder Henners is packing on the pounds . Never in my life did I think I would see a grown woman making an Easter crate for a dog but here we are 
I wholeheartedly agree I will definitely be purchasing some love it all!
Her cool baths currently being ran by Jamie now it's announced xoxoxox
Who’s got the chuffing time to be painting Easter crates - and one for the pet dog...who clearly needs NO (doggy) CHOCOLATE. If you love your dog so much put him on a healthy balanced dog diet. Breaks my heart seeing the weight on him, and he can’t control his intake. BUT SOMEONE ELSE CAN
Are we really surprised by the Easter crate for the dog?!
Doesn't she take a picture of him in an Easter bonnet every year?! Isn't one even displayed above the 'look what just appeared when we went for a walk' bench in the kitchen?
Doesn't she take a picture of him in an Easter bonnet every year?! Isn't one even displayed above the 'look what just appeared when we went for a walk' bench in the kitchen?
Yes I actually can’t wait to purchase some of her range
When my kids were Ronnie's age they made Easter baskets in nursery school. Each year I got up early and hid eggs around the garden it became a family tradition looking for them.
Now they're teenagers, and still humour me with finding the eggs (although they don't get out of bed so early now
) I have precious memories, what will you have Soph?
Now they're teenagers, and still humour me with finding the eggs (although they don't get out of bed so early now
) I have precious memories, what will you have Soph?
What the duck is ‘Easter Morning’ when it’s at home?
today is Good Friday
tomorrow is just SATURDAY
Sunday is Easter Sunday
Monday is Easter Monday.
She’s a bleeping moron. Everything for the gram. Bet she doesn’t even know the actual point of Easter (hint Sofa: it’s not about bleeping chocolate)
today is Good Friday
tomorrow is just SATURDAY
Sunday is Easter Sunday
Monday is Easter Monday.
She’s a bleeping moron. Everything for the gram. Bet she doesn’t even know the actual point of Easter (hint Sofa: it’s not about bleeping chocolate)
I imagine Soph is desperately trying to find something to distract her with as 7.00 is nearly here 
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