Mrs Hinch #364 When you think she can’t get any dumber, grab a spoon then phone a plumber

[Cupboardshoes]

God I'm gonna piss me knickers, Henry's got a Easter crate - I love my cat but she's got duck all for Easter. Sorry Belle

In all seriousness Soph, I'm actually sharing something my kids loved , I don't read tattle so hiya the little egg thing is cute you made Ronnie, kids love tit, he'll enjoy playing with it but in argos there's a egg toy for a tenner but it's in the 2 for 15 section it's called the Tomy hide and squeak eggs.
Each egg has a shape at the bottom and it'll only go in the space that fits that bottom shape. And each egg yolk is a colour and has a removable shell with the matching colour face on, that you match to the yolk colour. Ronnie will bloody love it. My 2 youngest played with theirs for months on end.. And it's educational. He has nothing educational. Look it up.

Those Tomy eggs are a massive hit! ALL kids love them! I remember my sister (5 years younger) had them as a baby and I was obsessed at 5/6 years old with sorting them. They last for YEARS!

 

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Same! Rather than spending that money on Easter tat she could have used it to buy some Easter eggs for the food bank at her supermarket. Which we can safely assume she hasn’t done, as if she had we’d have been treated to a video all about it

I did and I’m no where near a millionaire. I bought just 4. 99p each Cadbury’s chocolate buttons. I hope they bring smiles to their little faces as it’s heartbreaking to think they have nothing. Then you see her bragging constantly and I just hate the selfish person she is.

 

[Souffle]

IRONIC that SS has just been bashing someone on loose women for being an influencer and giving out false and dangerous information Maybe look a bit closer to home Stace and sort out your best mate too!

I shouted that out at the TV. “Have a word with your mate!”

 

[twinkleunicorn]

Just been to a Tesco extra. Hinch clothing range was not centre stage. The rails were full and noone was buying or looking at it. And it was really really busy. Lots of people buying F&F but no Hinch range. Up here its defo a flop!!!! Ooo come to think of it... SOPHIE... where is Flip????

I saw her ‘range’ when I was in Tesco, there were only 3 items stocked and in all honesty they were poor quality for the price! I wish I’d taken photos now!

 

[EJ625]

I’m sure this has already been said (haven’t had a chance to catch up yet, that’s this evening’s fun but yet again, why couldn’t she involve Ronnie in making those boxes, painting etc? Why is always the Sophie show

 

[daffodilgirl]

Stop it!!! I’ve never seen anyone make their dog an Easter crate. my child is 11 and this year she don’t even want eggs , I’ve got her 3 packs of different mini eggs ( kitkat, galaxy caramel & normal mini eggs) & She’s asked if we can have Mc Donald’s instead

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

duck me the crate was for the dog...what a pile of wank she put in it too. The dog doesn't need any chocolate. Poor sod will have a heart attack

 

[Hilopicklelo]

God I'm gonna piss me knickers, Henry's got a Easter crate - I love my cat but she's got duck all for Easter. Sorry Belle

In all seriousness Soph, I'm actually sharing something my kids loved , I don't read tattle so hiya the little egg thing is cute you made Ronnie, kids love tit, he'll enjoy playing with it but in argos there's a egg toy for a tenner but it's in the 2 for 15 section it's called the Tomy hide and squeak eggs.
Each egg has a shape at the bottom and it'll only go in the space that fits that bottom shape. And each egg yolk is a colour and has a removable shell with the matching colour face on, that you match to the yolk colour. Ronnie will bloody love it. My 2 youngest played with theirs for months on end.. And it's educational. He has nothing educational. Look it up.

*ETA to any mummy's on here who like the sound of the toy and want to save some money you can actually get the same thing but a cheaper "fake" version on ebay or amazon, I didn't realise until my kids grew out of theirs! Xx

I could of of sworn he already has them!!! 99% sure she actually got them for him last Easter.

 

[Lreb88]

Those Tomy eggs are a massive hit! We have some at my work and ALL kids love them! I remember my sister (5 years younger) had them as a baby and I was obsessed at 5/6 years old with sorting them. They last for YEARS!

Same! My son has these and it’s probably his favourite toy, hours of entertainment.

 

[Islandhoppin]

I know this is petty (but I guess that’s why I am here), but anyone else get irritated by the way she puts things into the crate? She pushes it down two or three times, I noticed the same thing when she was putting the baby clothes away into the drawers.

I was nice of her to include something she knew Ronnie would enjoy. I appreciate that is what mother’s do, but usually these things are all for show so it was a nice touch.

Mine are all too grown but those Tomy eggs sound really good.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

She has her books dotted all over the gaff, on ‘shulfs’ the coffee table, the window sillView attachment 511241

Is that the carrot ears from the ‘reverse ron’ episode and I’m sure I’ve seen him looking at that book before?

 

[Dexty2021]

Doting auntie here. And my nephew has his 2nd birthday this weekend. He isn't getting an egg- he's only 2 & doesn't need the sugar high/my SIL doesn't need the "you can have it later" argument. We buy the sibling a "sorry its not your birthday gift" and cos it's Easter weekend & they are at school now we have given the biggest one an easter egg for the first time.

You don't need all this "crate" shite. I'd understand if Soph was Ned Flanders and signing off on a Sunday every week for church. Does she do an Eid chest or a Diwali package or a Hanukkah haul? What's the point, except the constant commercialism, and her being so in need of therapy she's mistaking genuine affection with just throwing cash and material goods at the hole? She's a braggy, beggy bastard!

Eid chest, Diwali package, Hanukkah haul?

Don’t give her ideas any reason to buy, buy, buy

 

[Shamrockgirl]

Am easter crate full of tissue paper, what an absolute waste of money. What the feck happened to being given a normal easter egg. I never did this kind of thing with mine. I prefer letting them being children, painting, getting dirty. Not controlling them using them for my benefit. By the end of this reply ronnie deserves an easter crate for having to put up with tit Childhood

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I have just looked at my dogs who are snoring after a long walk and a day in the garden and said (out loud) “sorry boys but you’re getting duck all!”
They didn’t even wake up!
Husband thinks I’ve finally lost it

 

[JustaLurker101]

I am cringing like mad as I watched it last night after a bottle of Sauvignon. I thought, oh that’s a great idea and promptly did it. So far no leaks but I sliced my fingers to duck and then poured neat Dettol over my hand to prevent an infection. I also slept with my bleaching trays in all night and woke with my gums and teeth in so much pain. I have a degree and I am a manager so IQ isn’t at play here. I think I am a drunk Hun

I am so sorry, I found that far funnier than I should, it really tickled me!!
I hope your hand and mouth are better today!

 

[Egg parcels]

bleeping hell.....an Easter crate for the dog

 

[Danielle0120]

I could of of sworn he already has them!!! 99% sure she actually got them for him last Easter.

I think you're right you know!! Haven't seen them since Easter if that's the case then!!

 

[Cupboardshoes]

thread suggestion:
I've got a crate idea- SINK FOR YOURSELF.

 

[mgh727]

Waiting for Hinch to say Henry’s gained some Easter weight

 

[Andioooop]

Is that the carrot ears from the ‘reverse ron’ episode and I’m sure I’ve seen him looking at that book before?

You’re right!