I know many of you think I’m stark raving bonkers for thinking that baby has already been born. Whilst I’m committed to the theory I’m happy to accept if I’m wrong - I’m not that bloody committed
. It’s more that I feel there’s a lot of compelling evidence that she has already had the baby.
I did believe the best bet would have been during the Deep rest over Xmas but after a fair amount of research this week im shifting the dates to mid-late January. I think that she had definitely had the baby before her birthday. I also think her birthday and other key events were pre recorded though so it is hard to tell.
I’ve gone through lots of bump based evidence - which I know is tricky because of her pre records and how every body/baby is different.
However today I’m pitching a different perspective.
Her online behaviour since before Xmas - recent present has been as we’ve seen, lazy. Minimal content, not much cleaning, hesitant to show herself, zero play with Ronnie.
I pose to you what if this isn’t the behaviour of a pregnant woman - somethign that has riled many of us because we’ve worked full time throughout pregnancy - but the behaviour of someone who has recently given birth and is recovering from that & is establishing feeding. I’ve said before that maybe all the sofa time is because she’s sat there feeding the baby.
Questioning whether she’s had new fillers in the iconic video this morning? Maybe because she’s had the baby.
Questioning why she’s been so “discreet” about her due date all the time and now she’s due she’s basically broadcasting it - I thought she was worried about getting papped? Seems counterproductive to shout BABY WILL BE HERE SOON when you’ve actually said you don’t want the “press” to know.
I think what she means is BABY WILL BE REVEALED SOON. As in Easter weekend.
She has the perfect excuse why she felt she had to hide it - she has MEGA ramped up the troll narrative. This gives her the free reign to do whatever she wants now.
Of course there are plenty of holes in this argument. And it is absolutely bonkers but what’s truly sad is the fact that she has created such a deceptive character that it becomes almost plausible that she has done this.
I also wanted to repeat that I’ve said before a reason to hide the birth until Easter is that it coincides with lockdown restrictions easing. She can go off on her mini mat leave now. Yes bravo she’s “worked” since she gave birth but when we had saw her having 4/7 days “off” and many many prerecords/minimal content she has of sorts been off. But now she can reveal the baby; skip off on holiday - of sorts and be hailed a hero for working despite giving birth which she had to hide because of nusty trolls.
I know this is all bonkers. But look at all the things she lies about....