Mrs Hinch #349 Podcast screeching - make it stop! Where the hell are flip and flop?

[allforthegram]

I personally think he has had a 2 year check or whatever age it is and he is behind on a lot of things, which to me is quite obvious.

My youngest is 3 and I've been badgering the health visitor for ages to get him referred for speech therapy as he stuggles with letter pronunciation. He is on a waiting list now but she suggested nursery, unfortunately I'm not minted like hinch! He won't get his free funding until September, I've had no work since December due to covid and industry won't re open until May for the position I do so I'll have to just carry on working on his speech myself at home. I personally think they have said put him in nursery, he needs to mix with other kids,play with actual toys, and be around people that know how to support him developmentally. He always looks right through her which I find a bit odd. I wish she would be more relatable and show her house obliterated in toys, she has millions of mum followers.

I was going to message you personally but I can’t!
Take a look at something called bnb online baby classes on Facebook. Some are free, but some you pay a small feee for. I haven’t noticed any to do specifically for your needs -but I haven’t looked! but during the time we’re in they’re really helpful with so many aspects of babies and toddler development....

back to sopha. She’s a massive dick. What is that pointless ass Easter display about embarassing

 

[Behelzabobs]

Definitely agree! I teach in a high school and the kids coming through now are horrendous! Not all of them I would like to add, but they are self entitled don't like being challenged on their behaviour or work ethic. They think they should be allowed to do what they want and not have to work for anything

Same at work with young paralegals
They do something for a week and then think they are on the same level as the Partners or a solicitor and the arrogance is breath taking
Admin work or helping out is beneath them.... like you say not all of them but a fair few

 

[StopsayingHandsnomes]

These best selling authors just get better and better.....summersorts??? Grinch and SS are a different breed aren’t they!?

 

[HairyMaclary]

Hopefully at nursery Ronnie will be allowed to do actual baking rather than a quick tap of the biscuits before muumaaazzzzzzz took over to make those cheesecakes, give him a half and let him go town in it, it’ll look disgusting but that’s what baking with kids is like. My youngest out haribo in the middle of fairy cakes once, nightmare but we had a great time thinking about how it might taste etc. This kid has full directed play and isn’t allowed to develop as a child usually would.

good luck to his nursery workers dealing with those pair ofidiots

 

[numptyballs]

Seriously what is the point of that center piece? Let’s be real it isn’t for Ronnie...it’s purely to show off on her story. When I was young I remember making Easter Bonnets and arts and crafts. I really wish we’d see her do something interactive and stimulating like that with Ronnie, I think it’s such a shame

She never includes that little boy in anything, always seems to be having a nap when she does do things like the Easter basket, he’s a money making tool for her at best but he seems to be an inconvenience to her as she doesn’t show any warmth towards him, it’s all so forced and she overdoes the proud mummy thing to impress her stupid sheep who think she’s an inspiration and the best mother to walk the face of the earth, I really wish people could see through her, I feel for Ronnie as most mums don’t need to do the squawking and laughing thing she does and it’s obvious by how their children interact with them and visa versa, and the love mother and child has is obvious without having to say anything

 

[Erica24]

I always have an easter tree, comes from living in Germany for years where they are really into decorating at Easter, I have carried on with the tradition because I think it looks pretty. When I say tree its just a bit of branch with some bits hanging on it!!

 

[numptyballs]

Hopefully at nursery Ronnie will be allowed to do actual baking rather than a quick tap of the biscuits before muumaaazzzzzzz took over to make those cheesecakes, give him a half and let him go town in it, it’ll look disgusting but that’s what baking with kids is like. My youngest out haribo in the middle of fairy cakes once, nightmare but we had a great time thinking about how it might taste etc. This kid has full directed play and isn’t allowed to develop as a child usually would.

good luck to his nursery workers dealing with those pair ofidiots

I can just see it now after she drops him off at nursery she will have to cry every day cause she just can’t cope and we will get a daily report and I can just imagine the over the top show she will put on when she lifts him from nursery every day, screaming and screeching mammaazzz handsomes boy all over the place and scaring all the kids, those poor nursery workers, I think I’d quit

My 8 month old wanted to play with the knife I used to cut up her cucumber at lunchtime. Perhaps I should just be more like Hinch and give it to her she then sat on my knee and tried to play with the placemats on the table and in the process spilt my drink, but maybe I should have just let her carry on. Honestly she’s just a right bleeping tit (Hinch, not my baby )

I hope you cut those cucumbers into star shapes

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

These best selling authors just get better and better.....summersorts??? Grinch and SS are a different breed aren’t they!?

She is now on the hare phase hinch is going through! Anywho when is the nursery reveal or she still waiting for gifted furniture

 

[DoodlePoodle]

All this talk of baking with little ones reminds me of being little (about a thousand years ago!) and being given the leftover bit of pastry to roll out or play with. It would turn grey and my mum would have to wrestle it off me to chuck it in the bin! I still remember that and I’m nearly 50! What memories will little Ronnieofftonursery have?

 

[Sazz1006]

All this talk of baking with little ones reminds me of being little (about a thousand years ago!) and being given the leftover bit of pastry to roll out or play with. It would turn grey and my mum would have to wrestle it off me to chuck it in the bin! I still remember that and I’m nearly 50! What memories will little Ronnieofftonursery have?

Me too! Grey pastry that I was desperate to have baked with jam!

 

[springheeledyeti]

All this talk of baking with little ones reminds me of being little (about a thousand years ago!) and being given the leftover bit of pastry to roll out or play with. It would turn grey and my mum would have to wrestle it off me to chuck it in the bin! I still remember that and I’m nearly 50! What memories will little Ronnieofftonursery have?

I remember making fairy cakes with my mum and the icing was always too runny, wasn't until I was older and tried it myself I realised she was using too much water

 

[IrishCatlady]

I remember making fairy cakes with my mum and the icing was always too runny, wasn't until I was older and tried it myself I realised she was using too much water

But it’s great funny memories, where’s Ron’s

 

[Mum of two]

All this talk of baking with little ones reminds me of being little (about a thousand years ago!) and being given the leftover bit of pastry to roll out or play with. It would turn grey and my mum would have to wrestle it off me to chuck it in the bin! I still remember that and I’m nearly 50! What memories will little Ronnieofftonursery have?

Fabulous memories, my Mum baked our creations with a dollop of jam. My poor old Dad had to eat them when he came home.

 

[springheeledyeti]

But it’s great funny memories, where’s Ron’s

Absolutely! Still can't believe they ate those Easter things without the poor little sod!

 

[Burda]

If she addresses woman's safety now its because she was told too not because she gives a tit.

 

[GossipBug]

At my nephew's nursery they're not allowed to say no as it's "negative". It's so ridiculous. If they're about to run in front of a car you aren't going to take the time to say "I really wish you wouldn't run out in front of that car, you might get hurt" - I'm sure as tit going to say no and then explain after.

We try to keep "no" to a minimum so it has more impact if he is being naughty or puts himself in danger. So if he's asking for a biscuits I'll say "dinner first, then biscuit" or throwing toys "we don't throw our toys" etc. If he's doing something like banging on the TV or about to do something dangerous I come out with a firm NO!

 

[MsMadamSecretary]

Really?? I don't have a letter...have I accidentally thrown it away? Panicking now

I'm a census officer for this year - if you threw the letter away - you can go online and request a new online code. The letter was just your code to fill online.

 

[londonlife24]

https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hinch-350-no-one-puts-baby-on-the-cooker.16829/ new thread guyzzzzzzzzzz