Mrs Hinch #330 Hit 4mil, it’s no big deal, hardly any of her followers are actual real

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The cupboard under the sink post just had a look at mine. It has a few cleaning products, and I mean a few, a pile of cloths that could be dusters or floor cloths depending how clean they look, a wobbly pile of baking tins, a sink plunger dried up shoe polish and bin liners.
Not. A. Minky. In. Sight
 
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So she’ll be back on tomorrow to bleat about this. But she doesn’t share the highs or lows of motherhoods she shares the same thing every single day which is neither a high or a low. Just a mediocre mundane routine of nothing. Child feeds dog. Child runs down hallway. Child looks out the window. That’s all she thinks mother hood is.
 
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What a joke.
She looks fuck all like that in real life aswell, bloody nora

She's gonna shit herself when the second comes along, she hasn't a clue
 
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My births went ok really, first one bit dodgy but I was young only had gas & air with all 4 of them 2nd baby was just over 10lb, no stitches (raspberry leaf tea helped) 3rd I had in an hour 9lb & 4th in 35 mins, back home in hours doing my washing
 
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All the second born's I know are polar opposite babies with strong wills, headstrong & stubborn little forces to be reckoned with after their soft laid back first born's
 
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I'm in my mid 40s and I can remember watching Blue Peter when I was younger, getting quite upset about the Tortoise that was put into a box and shoved in a loft to hibernate for winter. George I think his name was. Sofa will be in the loft for the winter with bae, picking out nail colours for the spring and emailing Jamie pre records of bog cleans. Her hair is quite straw like so she might not need to beg for a free bag for her box. Imagibe the Blue Peter presenters opening the box for the little ones watching, checking up on George and sofa is in there with a mug shot and crisps.
 
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The only thing I can tell you is that 10 seconds after your baby is born you instantly forget the birthing process and how worth it all was .
 
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All the second born's I know are polar opposite babies with strong wills, headstrong & stubborn little forces to be reckoned with after their soft laid back first born's
I can definitely vouch for that, if my second had come along first I wouldn't have had another It was a shock to the system after my laid back first and it definitely made me stop at 2!
 
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Highs and Lows of Motherhood.

Highs : it provides content for my Instagram

Lows: I’m not interested in being a mother

All the second born's I know are polar opposite babies with strong wills, headstrong & stubborn little forces to be reckoned with after their soft laid back first born's
Everyone told me this and I thought it was ridiculous.
Six months on post second...
Turning out to be true for me.
 
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Why does she always look so dirty and smelly festering away on the dog willy juice stained sofa
 
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Sharing the highs and lows of motherhood? What the actual fuck? She doesn't do this! Just makes out life is dandy except for the odd bout of anxiety... And even then that seems rarely relatd to the challenges of motherhood
 
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Where's the bump? Ron's bottle looks pretty flat to me
OH that’s what that is - I thought she’d poured the crisps out on her tummy and thought to myself “well if that’s how she eats no wonder the sofa gets so crummy”
 
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From now on I won't be able to create the threads, as work has changed my hours boo hoo.
I will pop in, when I can to, chat and catch up.

I think I will know when she has the next moneymaker as there will be a news flash on the BBC lol.
Anyway TTFN.
 
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I'm with you, light and darks, bedding once a week and we have a double laundry basket with a light and dark side, so I don't have to separate them when putting in the machine!
 
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