Bugger me backwards that took a hell of a long time to catch up! You lot are on fire!
So anyways, your resident Environmental scientist here, now to be called Swampy for short (I so should have had that for my name on here)
Waaaay too many comments for me to add my tuppenth worth too so I shall just say a few words for now and get off to make a cuppa...
1: I should be a VIP. Yes I know I don't post as much as you lot and so don't have the correct bribe to get into the VIP lounge, but I deserve to be in there, if only for the fact that I am old and the stairs to the riff raff lounge is doing my old knees no good at all. I think a MOD should help an old lady and promote me through the back door (looks all cute like a batty old woman with a plate of freshly baked scones as a way of a bribe)
2: Years ago, before colour was invented and the world was black and white, I got shown around the SCBU (special care baby unit as it was called back then) as my eldest had stopped growing and was also producing antibodies (I have negative blood) It was what they did back then to prepare you for all the wires and monitors etc Long story short and sparing you the details, it traumatised me seeing all those little babies through the window to the ward, all wired up and so bloody tiny. My heart broke for all the parents of those little ones.
Thankfully, mine turned out to be ok and it was all for nothing, but the image stayed with me forever. So to see Hunchback be so blazè about those squares made me want to punch her. Trauma like that should never be trivialised!!!
3: She is a
twit.
4: She will be having a natural birth, I can feel it in my waters. But in true Sophie style she will hint that she is having contractions, make a story about how she doesn't know what to do, being a first time mum an' all, then she will disappear for a few days or more while she has her baby and takes some time out for herself. But what that will do is keep the suspense and the drama for her fan club, Did she get to the hospital on time? Did she have the baby? Is she ok? Omg someone call an ambulance!!!
5: So I know women who have had major issues with birth, one literally pushed her bowel out but they told her it was piles so she carried on for another 9 years until they realised what she had done.
My step sister still has to use a catheter for weeing and her son is a teenager now, because of after birth complications (long story)
The list goes on... I would never wish ill on anyone but Hinch, aka Sassy Susan needs to start counting her blessings now before her arse literally falls out of her arse (as in my mate) and she spends the next decade walking like she shat herself!
6: You lot are the best and I wish I could hug you all