She hasn't the stamina to be a real cleaner!!! Day in day out actually proper hands and down on knees scrubbing, scraping crap off surfaces, picking up filthy clothes, stuck on poo down toilets, homes stenching so badly you need to wear a dust mask, washing soiled sheets, window pains thick with cat hair and goo, flies in your hair, then back home to clean, cook and care for kids...she wouldn't know where to start.
Mrs Hinch #319 Boo hoo I had a bad dream, gonna serve Inch some curdled cream
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Middleton to the party but PAHAHAHAHAHAHHA got messages about your tiles did you love???? Did you F!!
#butshehasntreadheresincethejurassicperiod
#butshehasntreadheresincethejurassicperiod
Sorry if this has been said. But she’s saying she has missed the grout but it’s cleaner in the second picture so obviously she attempted to clean it. I’m haven’t kept up to date with this thread but I’m guessing people on here were saying it was gross so she’s gone back to give it a real clean
How would anyone believe she “didn’t notice” the dirty grout? It’s bright orange! It’s the only bit of colour in that grey prison so like duck she didn’t notice it!
I really thought she was going to start painting the tiles for a second! Nothing would surprise me with her. 
Aaaaaaannndddd just imagine that being your life! She’s in a never ending cycle of lies and cover ups and deceit......for an Instagram page. Tragic.
Simple.....Artificial Insemination!
tbh based on the profile of the crazy midwife saying "Mrs Hinch follows. SS follows" If I was following crazy people like that, I would do the same hehhehe
Kids grow up to quick mine are teenagers and I would do anything to have that special play time back, the muddy walks, baking just having great fun and experiences, poor Ron playing with cleaning equipment toys not really normal get out in the rain enjoy life outside castle greyskull... what an existence to be couped up in there he needs to be out experiencing life as much as you can with Current situation obvious and you can do it in your own garden/house get messy mine loved the cornflour play messy but brilliant
Nothing a filter won’t sort out more like 
You know what thought. Ronnie isn’t copying her. He’s copying Jamie. You know. The one who actually does all the cleaning. She just does she filmed cleaning.
Ronnie really doesn’t look at her does he. It’s becoming more and more apparent. There’s just nothing there between them.
Eta - I’ve spent the entire day playing every single bleeding game and puzzle we have in the house with my two today. As well as stories; building a farm; stickers and drawing. And they helped make lunch and now they are about to help make dinner. They are 3.5 and nearly 2. We’ve chatted all day. We’ve fallen out a few times and I’m gagging for my glass of wine and bedtime. But we’ve had a really enjoyable day and I’ve actually seen them grow and develop today because of all the different things we did. I’m by no means some brilliant mother. I always feel I should be doing more with them. I even feel guilty for not going outside today with them (but I know the 3 year old has forest school all day tomorrow so that’ll make up for it). I just get so angry for Ronnies sake that he seems to be just existing each day. I can’t even figure out what he’s doing all day.
Ronnie really doesn’t look at her does he. It’s becoming more and more apparent. There’s just nothing there between them.
Eta - I’ve spent the entire day playing every single bleeding game and puzzle we have in the house with my two today. As well as stories; building a farm; stickers and drawing. And they helped make lunch and now they are about to help make dinner. They are 3.5 and nearly 2. We’ve chatted all day. We’ve fallen out a few times and I’m gagging for my glass of wine and bedtime. But we’ve had a really enjoyable day and I’ve actually seen them grow and develop today because of all the different things we did. I’m by no means some brilliant mother. I always feel I should be doing more with them. I even feel guilty for not going outside today with them (but I know the 3 year old has forest school all day tomorrow so that’ll make up for it). I just get so angry for Ronnies sake that he seems to be just existing each day. I can’t even figure out what he’s doing all day.
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If the best thing she can show of Ronnie is emptying a hoover then why show him!
bore fest. Show him being cheeky or something with a bit of HIS character ffs
bore fest. Show him being cheeky or something with a bit of HIS character ffs
obviously just wanted to advertise the stupid scrubber!Haha she just wanted to get her #ad products out
Exactly! This is obviously the most excitement he gets. I just filmed my toddler dancing around the room to Lady Gaga singing the US national anthem (to send to his dad not show millions of strangers) but it was much more entertaining than Ron with a bin again.
I used to be a cleaner, been to some right house of horrors, she wouldn’t put a dent in it!
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