Mrs Hinch #318 Content low, so Soph ‘breaks’ her toe, Tattle doesn't believe you Pinocchio

[Hoatsandboes]

The broken toe is gonna be like the wisdom tooth....absolute bullshit and she’ll be back to normal tomorrow even if it is broken, it won’t affect her because she’s glued to the sofa anyway

 

[mgh727]

*cough* hypochondriac *cough*

 

[Mrs_macks_hacks]

Didn't something like this happen last time she was pregnant - someone please remember the details as it will bug me haha

 

[What's the craic Jack]

*cough* hypochondriac *cough*

You need to be careful doing that nowadays

 

[Cleanfreak]

Forget mrs hinch, she’s now Dr hinch.
Self diagnosing her toe and thinks that morning sickness is a sign of a healthy pregnancy!

You forget that hinching is the cure to mental health problems!

 

[Cupcakery]

I hope Ma Freda Yahoo drops round some sort of (god awful) ornament to lift her spirits, the poor lamb will be struggling.

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

New thread guys! As you were!

Yay! I'm fank you for the fread title aint I

 

[londonlife24]

I wanna see a photo of the broken toe. Receipts please!

 

[What's the craic Jack]

I hope Ma Freda Yahoo drops round some sort of (god awful) ornament to lift her spirits, the poor lamb will be struggling.

A new rabbit one to add to the collection

 

[laughingatthebegging]

How does she know her toe is broken did she x-ray it? Did she go doctors? Is she self-diagnosing her broken toe? Why has she broken so many bones before? I have so many questions

I would say her previous breaks are from poor bone density due to her disordered eating

 

[Not fussed]

The broken toe has reminded me. Didnt she once fall and say she damaged her coccyx? Never to be mentioned again

 

[Lauraj2809]

The broken toe is gonna be like the wisdom tooth....absolute bullshit and she’ll be back to normal tomorrow even if it is broken, it won’t affect her because she’s glued to the sofa anyway

Definitely. Lazy smug arseholes the pair of them. Sit around all day doing bugger all. Is Jamie actually ever going back to work?! And she's such a show off and pisses me off no end. Why would she be running anywhere to break her toe lol

I would say her previous breaks are from poor bone density due to her disordered eating

Yeah she's so skinny. Not always though! Saw her 10 year challenge lol

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Imagine stunning your toe then grabbing your phone to tell millions of people. I just shout and curse words that can’t be repeated in case @Pepsi reads them

She’s so excited she had something to come on and say. That’s how boring she is I assume Ron is at Freda Yahoos (she can’t mop when Ron is asleep but she can bath)

 

[Henny Penny]

Needs a post of it’s own..... I’m a vip!!!

 

[Riley.x]

The broken toe is gonna be like the wisdom tooth....absolute bullshit and she’ll be back to normal tomorrow even if it is broken, it won’t affect her because she’s glued to the sofa anyway

Ah I almost forgot about the old wisdom tooth... think she did too

 

[Towhomitmayconcern]

Did she show a pic of the toe

How does she stay so skinny

 

[alba24]

Did she show a pic of the toe

How does she stay so skinny

No and I hope it stays that way. I can imagine she has claws like an eagle

 

[Bogwoppit]

How the duck do you break your toe when sat on your arse eating cereal, laughing at your kid & cuddling your first born?

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

When she said she ‘ran’ into the coffee table this was first thing that came to mind when I imagine her running

 

[rhc92]

I will say I’ve broken my small toe officially twice (after the second time they were like honestly just buddy it up unless it’s pointing in a way it shouldn’t) and think I’ve done it a few times more and it never went black and blue. However I was crying while downing vodka for the next few hours. No way would I be laughing about it