Mrs Hinch #304 I’m a celebrity get me the morning after pillllll

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In all my time following her basically from the beginning I think I can remember them going to a restaurant once?! So don’t know what she’s on about
‘Not the new year we had planned’ I’m pretty sure they had no plans for nye and it was always going to be spent in the house, lockdown or not
 
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EURGH!! I had a hincher yesterday at work with her blue Lacy thong creeping over her primark leggings
No mask and sucking off her fingers to give me her healthy start voucher, school voucher and then cash.. which she didn’t have enough of I put in £1.20 of my own just to get her away from me
 
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Someone who hasn’t paid....
 
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My friends autistic son lovingly named this particular breed of human a ‘ham beast’. And every time I see one, I know exactly what he means
 
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This is really wicked but if she has been told she’s having a girl, gets gifted loads of shit and then she turns out to be in this 10% I will fucking piss my pants! Then do a little happy dance! View attachment 371799
This happened to me, we were told girl at 20 & 28 weeks only to find out at a 36 week growth scan that we were actually having a boy when the sonographer pointed out the testicles, never seen my husband look so confused!
Was a big surprise but luckily we hadn’t gone mad buying girly stuff as that’s not our style anyway.
 
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Bloody hell! The amount of chips on Jamie’s plate from their “NYE Date Night”. I think he’s competing for Henry’s Lardsomes title!! New thread suggestion Mrs Hinch #305 99 chips and Jamie didn’t get one, he got them all!
 
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This is really wicked but if she has been told she’s having a girl, gets gifted loads of shit and then she turns out to be in this 10% I will fucking piss my pants! Then do a little happy dance! View attachment 371799
this happened to someone I know. Was told it was a girl, so they brought everything pink! Out popped a boy!!!!!
 
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All that toot and she can't put her drinks can on a coaster. Makes me shudder!
 
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Jamie really is King of Twatty husbands Yessssss we get it ....you love her
What a douchebag!!!
 
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That cluttered dining table is a nightmare! How can they eat on there when it’s covered in shit? And set for 6 people! It was the same with the fake Christmas dinner, they just move things aside and plonk them selves there.
‘Feels like a restaurant’ no Sopha.. no restaurant has a table full of shit before you’ve started your meal!

My husband and I try and get pictures of each other’s arse cracks and send them to each other as a way of expressing our love. Surely that’s more normal than straws on a mirror?!?! He reminds me of those men in movies that cheat and bring their wives a bunch of flowers to redeem their self guilt.
 
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baby makes a family of four, bleeds the same shite content for evermore
 
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