I think the 'Postmanzjaymeemanz' won't know what to do for the morning montarrrge once that letterbox has gone.
After all he must have to deliver all those letters to Santa from the neighbours kids
Mrs Hinch #299 Loafing on the sofa but still raking in the dough
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After all he must have to deliver all those letters to Santa from the neighbours kids
I am back from my Tattle hiatus/deep rest to express how absolutely vile I find this pictureBit creepy ain’t it?
Definitely his worst photey and there was some stiff competition 
What was that thing a few months ago, she was asking about choosing between colours and different plants?There’s def something in the pipeline I’m sure she’s hinted at it numerous times
I’d say more but I don’t want to give her ideas even though she hasn’t been on here for years
Jesus Christ Fran, you've added the extra C to her name. She'll be needing an extra shot with Freda's stun gun when she reads Tattle tonight.
I remember when I started going off her, I worked in healthcare and was desperately unhappy. I used to check her stories on my break and she was just so far removed from reality it was sickening. Every Friday with her “Freshen up for the weekend” tit - no! Some of us work 13 hour shifts on the weekends, we have nothing to look forward to. I used to feel so upset seeing how she got to spend all her time at home with her son while I was out breaking my back working long,hard shifts. I know that isn’t anything to do with her, it was mostly her attitude towards life in general. She just seems to think we all live in this wonderland where we don’t need to go to work, we have no responsibilities and everything is just peachy.
Oh and we also sometimes found ourselves in a position where we had £10 to last us the 2-3 days before payday and had to think of dinners to cook for the 4 of us with that money and she was just pissing hers away on pointless tit on eBay
Thankfully we’re in a much, much better place now financially because we’ve worked hard and improved our lives/careers etc but I’ll never forget how out of touch she is with her average follower. Sorry for rambling on, didn’t realise just how much resentment I held towards her
Oh and we also sometimes found ourselves in a position where we had £10 to last us the 2-3 days before payday and had to think of dinners to cook for the 4 of us with that money and she was just pissing hers away on pointless tit on eBay
Thankfully we’re in a much, much better place now financially because we’ve worked hard and improved our lives/careers etc but I’ll never forget how out of touch she is with her average follower. Sorry for rambling on, didn’t realise just how much resentment I held towards her
Jesus on a bike, I'm reporting the bots as fast as I can too!
I know! Hate those signs.
She is a proper princess, dont know why she works to be honest as they appear to have money coming out of their ears (unless everything is on finance) put it this way she must spend more than she earns on herself each month.
I hate influencers, toxic idle twats with no idea of the real world.
Dont get why they take a break at christmas either, it must be like a lazy Sunday for them 365 days a year.
Every time I think about Shady and the ASA....
"Hey Nige? Yeah. It's me. She's at it again."
My 2021 grinch predictions:
-The fifth and final book to complete the deal.
-Ronson Fury starting playgroup but for only 2 hours once a week him ‘absolutely loving it’ and sopha not ‘being able to cope’.
-Jimbo getting a new car on the sly
-Anorher home project- converting the garage into a proper utility to rival her bestie SS but in the bespoke colour duck egg blue and grey.
-The fifth and final book to complete the deal.
-Ronson Fury starting playgroup but for only 2 hours once a week him ‘absolutely loving it’ and sopha not ‘being able to cope’.
-Jimbo getting a new car on the sly
-Anorher home project- converting the garage into a proper utility to rival her bestie SS but in the bespoke colour duck egg blue and grey.
Just before Christmas last year she was gifted a hamper from Galaxy which had hot chocolate, cakes and bars or chocolate in, she nearly creamed her knickers at the excitement of it and filmed herself running her salad fingers over everything, she'd even already eaten one of the cake bars by the time she filmed it. Extremely crass and tasteless, when people were using food banks and not knowing how they were going to feed their kids on Christmas Day. Yet another example of her greedy, grabby behaviour.
Remember when she took ronalongadingdong to the library and she took a photo of his library card and gave away her phone number or something like that. Poor Ronnie never got back to the library which was going to be a regular thing for them and it wasn’t down to covid. She can’t sustain any thing
From Nov last year
Mrs Hinch #65 Hey Jamie, it’s ya birthday, but we gonna party like it’s MY birthday
Dear god, they're all deranged 😂 They remind me of a bunch of teenagers like the BTS group fans Who are crazy as hell but grown women who are doing this WTAF 🤣🙈
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For goodness sake! Why do these companies gift to rich people? Are they all as dumb as Sopha?
It's infuriating isn't it? Gifting food to a bloody millionaire
If any hinchers are making their way over here, you need to see from this that it’s not real. Her followers have to be bought - there’s no other explanation that they’re all gaining followers without doing a bloody thing. Thank you @mammaof3 for doing the checks.
as the year is drawing to a close (thank f*ck) we should do some 2020 Tattle awards to pass the time:
1- shittest complaint response (and the award goes to Pampers after the superhero covidiot display)
2 - Best mad ma Freda f*ck up (and the award goes to her social media rampage after Loose women)
3 - most obvious response to a Tattle comment (and the award goes to the food bank dash)
4 - Biggest Hinch flop, except Inch in bed
(and the award goes to Rose Blunderbland)
you get the picture - what awards would give fellow pastry trolls?
1- shittest complaint response (and the award goes to Pampers after the superhero covidiot display)
2 - Best mad ma Freda f*ck up (and the award goes to her social media rampage after Loose women)
3 - most obvious response to a Tattle comment (and the award goes to the food bank dash)
4 - Biggest Hinch flop, except Inch in bed
(and the award goes to Rose Blunderbland)you get the picture - what awards would give fellow pastry trolls?
There was an interesting programme on BBC Two last night called Celebrity in the 21st Century and it was talking about the perfect storm that created celebrities out of nobodies - the need to fill new channels with content, high speed internet giving immediate access to information, turning people into a brand. Last night focussed on the likes of Katie Price, X Factor (and its predecessors) and Big Brother. It’s a four-parter which continues tonight at 9pm, and I hope they examine the effect of social media too.
One thing that stood out last night was how the women they focussed on had ruined their looks with fillers etc, including the female photographer who took pictures for the lads magazines.
I first followed her as she popped up on insta ads. She was due to give birth around then so not too long.
I quite liked her tips at first, i've said before but the oven liners and the oven shelf edge things were things I didn't know I needed.
I ordered her book of lists too as at that time I thought I needed to get organised.
BUT, I sent it back as realised it was a rip off, and I really didn't want to colour in or do dot to dots of her chuffin dog.
I soon got fed up with her lack of cleaning tips and absolute load of tat purchases like a £3 E bay dress and lunch boxes when no one took packed lunches.
Spaghetti in a jug, a refilled Robinsons juice bottle, using chemicals to clean literally everything all niggled.
I didn't really click that she was selling products to be honest.
Anyway, I never did feel sorry for her, I could see her game and finally googled Hinch trolls, and found you lovely genuine lot.
Then I unfollowed her, although I occasionally have a look if someone posts something on here. But I try not to up her engagement figures.
I try not to be too nasty about her so as people don't call it trolling, but it's hard to be kond when you wake up and realise you are being conned
I quite liked her tips at first, i've said before but the oven liners and the oven shelf edge things were things I didn't know I needed.
I ordered her book of lists too as at that time I thought I needed to get organised.
BUT, I sent it back as realised it was a rip off, and I really didn't want to colour in or do dot to dots of her chuffin dog.
I soon got fed up with her lack of cleaning tips and absolute load of tat purchases like a £3 E bay dress and lunch boxes when no one took packed lunches.
Spaghetti in a jug, a refilled Robinsons juice bottle, using chemicals to clean literally everything all niggled.
I didn't really click that she was selling products to be honest.
Anyway, I never did feel sorry for her, I could see her game and finally googled Hinch trolls, and found you lovely genuine lot.
Then I unfollowed her, although I occasionally have a look if someone posts something on here. But I try not to up her engagement figures.
I try not to be too nasty about her so as people don't call it trolling, but it's hard to be kond when you wake up and realise you are being conned
I read an article a few weeks ago about 2020 being the year that the world fell out of love with 'celebrity'. It mostly referred to Gal Gadot's tone deaf 'Imagine' video, Ellen DeGeneres describing her multi million dollar mansion as a prison etc, but I think even more so we are getting fed up with influencers who can't even claim to have a real job. So yeah, I'm hopeful that the influencer phenomenon will die a death next year.
I have linked the article below in case anyone is interested.
This is The Year Celebrities Lost Their Shine
With little else to do, celebs showed their asses at every opportunity in 2020. Similarly, we were happy to hand it to them with newfound rigour.
www.vice.com
When Hinch first came about I remember thinking 'why the duck is this woman famous for cleaning' and just eyerolled everytime someone talked about her, then I kept finding myself watching her stories and she did genuinely give me motivation to clean (I was suffering with bad depression at the time) I was never a fan but I kind of liked her. Eventually I became really annoyed by her and that night that JimBob took the chicken strip out for a walk and put something like 'some people mistake Sophs kindness for weakness' I was like oooh what's happened. I kept googling Mrs Hinch trolls and then found tattle. I remember I stayed up until like 3am reading the first few threads and I was just 
the whole time. Then I became a tattle bastard and haven't looked back since 
the whole time. Then I became a tattle bastard and haven't looked back since - Status