Mrs Hinch #299 Loafing on the sofa but still raking in the dough

[gurlbye]

I never wish bad on anyone, but I think hinch is an exception based upon her head being so far up her own backside, alongside her constant gloating and rule breaking in 2020.

Jaymee doesn’t look particularly happy in the recent hinch videos, he goes awol for weeks on end on her stories. I personally hope her 2021 ends in divorce, all the vest Sophia sweet x

Content I’d love to see: a big thumbs up at the signed decree nisi with a celebration jam pastry

 

[What's the craic Jack]

So we're back in full whole country lockdown here in Ireland until at least the end of Jan but it could be extended further Schools closing until 11th Jan only as apparently they're very safe..excuse me while I re-enroll in school for my own safety

If Sopha and all the dopes who ignored advice for the last 9 months had done what was required of them we wouldn't be in this position. The people who moaned about lockdowns and then broke the rules is why we're all in the tit now. It angers me so much as most of us have done what was right

 

[Makaraka]

*Deep sigh* I've had to come on for a wee rant. I can take a lot of things in my stride but I have to let this out to someone before I cry or scream. I work in a supermarket which probably says it all but today I have really struggled due to rude customers and a bully of a manager. I work on a meat and fish counter and today whilst I was cutting a steak earlier this afternoon, a customer remarked, "My knives at home are probably sharper than yours and you've cut one steak thinner than the other, I should have just cut it myself at home!" I just glared at her yet the temptation to say something was too much. I know we're supposed to remain professional at all times, especially in challenging situations, however we're only human at the end of the day and if someone is going to be rude to me for no reason I'm not going to stand for it.

I had already warned her that the steak was going to be tricky to cut! At the end of the day I just laugh at the pettiness of it all, there are literally thousands of people dying and you're complaining about a steak, get a life! On top of that the bully manager overheard me and my colleagues discussing the rude customer and he came out with, "discussing it on the shopfloor is unprofessional!" Sadly not many of the managers in our shop have our backs when it comes to rude customers so we're expected to kiss their backsides and just put up with the abuse!! People in retail really aren't paid enough for half the crap they have to put up with! I don't really know what to do because I work so hard in my job, I take great pride in it and the majority of customers love me as I'm kind and helpful but I rarely receive thanks or appreciation from management for my efforts. I feel like my lazy colleagues get all the credit whilst the hard workers get nothing. I know all retail is basically the same but the company I work for is a high end supermarket that prides itself on how it looks after it's staff. What a joke!

Sorry, I just had to vent to someone as my partner is never really that interested and that's the other thing - I need this job sadly as he lost his back in June! Next year I must look for a new job, I deserve better. I tried to keep this short but once I start ranting that's it!

From one supermarket worker to another, without sounding like hinch on a motivational Ron and Hen, 2 man team.
But here’s mine
Makaraka - tattle team

Honestly this year has probably been the worst for retail workers, we have received no end of tit and abuse for just doing our jobs with no praise for it (apart from the lovely people here on tattle)
You have got this (cringe) and hopefully it’ll start to get better and people will start to remember their manners and that during a global pandemic, even if you cut the steak a little bit thinner than an another you kept the nation fed.
There’s no shame in working in a supermarket (is it Morrison’s? As I used to work there and hated it as they were horrible to work for)
This year has made so many more people realise how much effort and work we do!
don’t let the small minority of customers get you down! you have played a massive part in this pandemic by working throughout and dealing with so much!

Sit down, have an alcoholic drink, browse tattle and just remember the good you’ve done this year!

Imagine also if Sopha and Jimbob had to work through this pandemic as we have and the NHS staff! They wouldn’t last a bleeping minute

 

[IrishCatlady]

I predict a home range of some sort. It will do kinda well to begin with but won’t sell out and won’t sell as much as they think then the sales will slow down and eventually will end up in the bargain bucket.

Agreed that should have been bought out at her height of popularity not now

 

[What's your point]

A woman I work with is a huge hinch fan, kept trying to add me to the facebook groups and always booking days off to 'Hinch' her house. Why?? Dont get it at all, my gran managed to keep a spotless house despite working full time and at one point having 4 kids in the house! She didnt need to take a day off to hinch.

This same woman puts her youngest in childcare on her days off (she doesnt even work full time either so why she needs days off I am not sure ) so that she can hinch properly.

Oh and she has a love, live laugh sign on her wall too. She really is turning into hinch, bragging about what she has and acting the twit. Boils my piss.

 

[Peaches_xox]

Stat time.

For some reason the difference is 1-day but SS is ahead by 55,097 now

Sopha Sofa. 3,909,546 @29th

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SS. 3,964,643 @30th


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Inch.

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Henry

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The thing I find the most unbelievable in all of this is that apparently 17k people have followed a DOGS insta account this month ??!?

 

[Makaraka]

A woman I work with is a huge hinch fan, kept trying to add me to the facebook groups and always booking days off to 'Hinch' her house. Why?? Dont get it at all, my gran managed to keep a spotless house despite working full time and at one point having 4 kids in the house! She didnt need to take a day off to hinch.

This same woman puts her youngest in childcare on her days off (she doesnt even work full time either so why she needs days off I am not sure ) so that she can hinch properly.

Oh and she has a love, live laugh sign on her wall too. She really is turning into hinch, bragging about what she has and acting the twit. Boils my piss.

Sorry she booked annual leave to hinch her house???
That’s bleeping ludicrous

 

[Hiyaguys]

Shall we get some predictions for 2021? I predict.....
unfortunately another collab and a pair up with SS

I predict major begging for a radio stint for the pair of them, whether they will be successful or not I don’t know

 

[Em_Law]

Not sure if it’s been suggested butttt I wonder if Hinch and SS have gone away together? To a lodge or something?

 

[ChubClubThug]

A woman I work with is a huge hinch fan, kept trying to add me to the facebook groups and always booking days off to 'Hinch' her house. Why?? Dont get it at all, my gran managed to keep a spotless house despite working full time and at one point having 4 kids in the house! She didnt need to take a day off to hinch.

This same woman puts her youngest in childcare on her days off (she doesnt even work full time either so why she needs days off I am not sure ) so that she can hinch properly.

Oh and she has a love, live laugh sign on her wall too. She really is turning into hinch, bragging about what she has and acting the twit. Boils my piss.

Herpes would be more welcome in my life than this prick of a woman. How do you fight the urge to shove a minky down her throat and batter her with a zoflora bottle?

 

[Bamse]

I’m bored in Tier 4/furlough hell and drinking a gin while Mr B is watching something boring. So popped my headphones in and watched some of her highlights. It’s so so cringe. I love how awful it is, it almost feels like a weird form of self sabotage that I’m doing it. Anyway, just popped on to say a few things. Firstly, she’s so different in the early days to how she is now, it’s shocking, she’s printed off some recipes she wants to try, and it’s all normal food, past bake, lamb curry, etc!! Why have we never seen her make normal tit like that? Her poor family have to suffer through her egg, spinach cheese monstrosity’s!!!!!! Secondly she talks to Jaymee like an actual piece of tit. I just watched one where she’s dressed as Gretal and says there’s only 10 more mins left of the Arsenal game and he makes a noise and she rolls her eyes and then says to her followers. “They can’t hear you through the screen babes, you ok hun?” He replies “will be in 9 mins when the whistles blown and we’ve won” and she rolls her eyes at her sheep and whispers “you.weren’t.on.the.pitch.” What a witch, the poor fucker can’t even watch the football like a normal bloke!!!!!!!
anyway, it’s been a shitter of a year but you bastards have kept me laughing. There is some seriously awesome and hilarious characters on here. ATV for 2021 guyzzzzzzzz.Right, gonna make another gin and watch her recipe highlights for the ultimate pleasure/pain!!!!!!!

 

[gurlbye]

The thing I find the most unbelievable in all of this is that apparently 17k people have followed a DOGS insta account this month ??!?

its all the vets in the UK trying to stage an intervention for the poor chub

 

[Hiyaguys]

Not sure if it’s been suggested butttt I wonder if Hinch and SS have gone away together? To a lodge or something?

Na I don’t think they like each other enough for that, well maybe hinch does but it’s all fake SS and Joe’s side

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

What a bleeping loser!

A woman I work with is a huge hinch fan, kept trying to add me to the facebook groups and always booking days off to 'Hinch' her house. Why?? Dont get it at all, my gran managed to keep a spotless house despite working full time and at one point having 4 kids in the house! She didnt need to take a day off to hinch.

This same woman puts her youngest in childcare on her days off (she doesnt even work full time either so why she needs days off I am not sure ) so that she can hinch properly.

Oh and she has a love, live laugh sign on her wall too. She really is turning into hinch, bragging about what she has and acting the twit. Boils my piss.

 

[Pepsi]

Hello tattle bastards, let’s get this to 300 for 2021!

What was the moment you realised that hinch was an utter twit?

A favourite of mines is when she discovered that if you turned pot lids upside down you could stack pots

 

[HulaHannah]

@HulaHannah can I ask what an MLM is? I'm just learning! All the vest xx

MLM is multi-level marketing. So your pyramid scheme but with an end product so that they can exploit loopholes. Whilst she hasn't jumped into Herbalife like Chloe Ferry, she joined some travel one and encouraged followers to 'work for her', recruiting them into a travel scheme whilst the world is in a pandemic and proper travel agents are being made redundant because there is no security in it currently, so she has joined up followers to be paying monthly fees for probably little sales whilst they are being encouraged to recruit team members to pay monthly fees to start earning better money!

I want to believe it was naivety, but not buying it....just like another home account with a large following suddenly having a partner flog and recruit for FM under her name!

 

[Pepsi]

I think she will become irrelevant! I think 2021 will be the year we see the back of influencers like hinch

Please let it be true, they are so harmful

 

[LilacLady53]

MLM is a pyramid scheme.
Multilevel marketing (MLM) is a strategy that some direct sales companies use to encourage existing distributors to recruit new distributors. In MLM schemes, there can be hundreds or thousands of members worldwide, but relatively few earn meaningful incomes from their efforts, indicating a possible pyramid scheme.

Having been in one I see it as a legal pyramid scheme. They should be outlawed IMO

 

[LadyB]

My daughter told me all about Hinch when she said she spent 3 whole days cleaning our little bungalow while we were on holiday. I admit I see cleaning as the most time consuming and boring activity ever so logged onto Instagram to see what this paragon of virtue was all about, It took me about 5 minutes to realise she was talking a load of crap and the ones following her and taking it all in were imbeciles. I am happy to say my daughter saw the light too and now criticizes her more than I do Stay safe folk x

 

[Pepsi]

Bit creepy ain’t it?

Screams come and play with my puppies to me