Mrs Hinch #299 Loafing on the sofa but still raking in the dough

[PrincessShark]

If my husband (if I had one ) got me that for Christmas I’d shove it up his arse then divorce him.

That would be the biggest ball ache to get upstairs.

 

[a.pain]

I followed her and even bought tickets to meet her (sorry hangs head in shame) and then wee things started to annoy me and I wondered if anyone else felt the same. Voila found you lot. I just lurked for months then wanted to see pictures etc so joined up. I don’t hate her - in fact I feel a bit sorry for her sometimes - but I hate what she has become abs how she sucks her followers in. I did get a few good tips at the beginning mind you

No need to feel silly I think the majority of people on this thread started off as Fans or liked her

Here’s a little list of Hinch-isms we can add to:

I just larve itttt
Perfickt
I can’t wait to use it/eat it/wear it etc
I don’t know how this happened
To be honest
All the best
I’m no makeup artist
I rarely go out. Much prefer staying at home
I haven’t changed at all. Still the same old Soph

Anymore for anymore?

‘Personally’
Personally, I myself like the spring awakening

 

[waffle maker]

Guyz she had Sophie tattooed on her arm and covered it up with the middle name she gave herself as a teen. Rose

I didn’t want to say as I was feeling a bit down. But it’s my birthday and you all have made me laugh so much. I normally don’t like a fuss, and I’m not a big shopper but once a year on my birthday I go out shopping for a new outfit or something for the house in the after Christmas sales. Which I can’t do this year. So thank you for the distraction. Had a lovely meal at home and the kids made me cupcakes and I made my wish. What more could I want? But yeah, we are labeled as jealous!

Happy Birthday! Getting your own name tattooed is bonkers!

 

[Islandhoppin]

I got forced into work today because it was so busy so I’ve been playing catch up! Hopefully I can help boost to 300 now!

not gonna lie also, don’t tell me off.
I really rate the pink stuff toilet cleaner

But do you LARRRVVVVE it?

 

[londonlife24]

There was an interesting programme on BBC Two last night called Celebrity in the 21st Century and it was talking about the perfect storm that created celebrities out of nobodies - the need to fill new channels with content, high speed internet giving immediate access to information, turning people into a brand. Last night focussed on the likes of Katie Price, X Factor (and its predecessors) and Big Brother. It’s a four-parter which continues tonight at 9pm, and I hope they examine the effect of social media too.

One thing that stood out last night was how the women they focussed on had ruined their looks with fillers etc, including the female photographer who took pictures for the lads magazines.

This sounds interesting! Will have to give it a watch. would genuinely love to learn more about people obsessing over some bimbo with a toilet brush and the brain dead morons we see on reality tv!

 

[Rubyronron]

I did too but only on Kindle so only I know my shame. Was going to delete it but since finding tattle I thought I’d keep it in case it was needed for reference and/or screen shots!

Evidence! Good thinking. You took one for the team

 

[Fushiafaro]

I think she will bring out a homeware range and also keep begging trying to get herself known as a celebrity outside of Instagram, because she knows that her time is up as the ‘Instagram cleanfluencer’ and she only ever used that to become famous anyway.

Think you’re spot on with the homeware range. Would make sense with all the cooking Vids that she planning to bring out some form of utensils ( perhaps linked to the mysterious green poll a few weeks back), tea towels and other kitcheny bits. Don’t reckon she’s able to bring out her own range of cloths etc due to the existing partnership deals she would have.

 

[Catfan2]

I found this site in a round about way, after googling ‘fopperholic annoying’

 

[Whatsallthis]

I cant remember tbh

It might have been when she went into hospital before she had Ron, remember when she was papped getting her egg chair and she looked rough as fuck.

Tattle went rogue and we were all genuinely concerned for her health.

Can anybody help me out with this?

I vaguely remember this

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Morning Tattlers, like our Sopha I'm a late riser. You have been busy overnight. Next level Tattling for sure. Coffee and catch up for me. ATV

But ate you engraved in your sofa?

 

[Behelzabobs]

Just thought would post a pic of my favourite outfits of the year
Sopha in her party dress artistically posed, and Ronzonepunch in his beige knickers and bad Ebay 'waistcoat'
Oh and Obviously she's holding his wrists so he can't punch her for invading his space.

See they can show all this
The party food
The party decorations
Her in her ball gown you know like you do for a one year olds birthday

BIG LIARS

 

[BravoBrava]

I’m gutted I missed the alphabet but I’m an old fart and had to sleep! I will be up till midnight tonight though I’ll probably be pissed.

whats everyone else’s plans?

ps happy new year sopha as know you are reading from mas titty, hope you fuck up in 2021 so you have to get a job and work

Sleep and resist the temptation to go to my favorite used bookstore tomorrow

 

[Ellebee_1977]

@Ellebee_1977 pay attention! One post per letter, we will never get to 300 like this!!!

was gonna say Q is for Qualified. As in “hairdresser...qualified!”

I was half asleep thinking of letters and stupid stuff she does insomnia at its finest

 

[LilacLady53]

Morning tattlers!!!! You are a funny bunch but that’s why I love you all.. alphabet had me in tears!
Have been reading along since 4.30am with a poorly baby who has been asleep on me (anyone else have a child who wakes up as soon as you start typing?!?)
Anyhow, I am here now for our race to 300 and just had to add, didn’t she label the flipping bird bath with that shitty label printer? (No offence to the label printer massive, I have one and love some useful labelling but it’s a modern version!)
I’m also surprised at how many tattlers have found themselves here after feeling inadequate about their houses after Sopha had had Ronnie. I felt exactly the same - it just goes to show how much of an impact she has on new mums!

If it’s a Brother P labeller, you’re not alone here

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Ok I got another one:

Who has been blocked by grinch and why?

 

[Frunicorn]

Do u think when she looks In the mirror sometimes she thinks… Who is that?

By the looks of it she is rather thinking “who is that sexy beast”

 

[PrincessShark]

A good excuse to share this againView attachment 366037

She looks much better here

 

[EmmieChan]

Who here thinks the first posts of the New Years will be
1) motivational quote or even a message from Grinch herself about how hard last year has been and hoping for a better year but we have got this because we are all in this together in the same storm but different boats
2) Fake postman watching
3) two man team
4) a picture of her eye fucking herself

Yes I think she will

 

[Pepsi]

Posted this on ss thread last week.

Similar ring to Grinchy but I prefer Stacey's.

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Yes, its got a bigger diamond in the middle

 

[Poppysmimi]

Bet Soph is fuming with her Warren James engagement ring seeing as Joe got Stace a ring with so much bloody meaning (australian opals tho ) it’s bought a tear to my eye (and im dead inside like that’s a fact) can guarantee Soph is gonna return with a flurry of wedding photos and an explanation from Jamie as to why he got her, her ring, would love it if she did it on a live and he went “cos it was shiny”

She probably bought it and gave him an invoice for reimbursement