So that’s how Sopha stays so slimThat profile pic nearly made me puke up my roulade
Mrs Hinch #299 Loafing on the sofa but still raking in the dough
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When she put the H in brick on her house, saying she would never be moving. It’s not Buckingham Palace, it’s in the middle of a bleeping housing estate. I’d say her neighbours despise her
Bit creepy ain’t it?Noooooo your profile pic!
Tier 4 here aswell, Sopha I have and will continue to follow the rules to protect myself and family, maybe your NewYears resolution should be to finally do the same
Oh tit I missed this! What an utter pleb she’s going to look when she does move 
I might ask to borrow Johnny VegasLiffe then to get these Xmas pounds shiftedWhen she put the H in brick on her house, saying she would never be moving. It’s not Buckingham Palace, it’s in the middle of a bleeping housing estate. I’d say her neighbours despise her
I just don't understand why the radio silence. Even if she is no doubting breaking every rule going, she could be using her platform for good just now.
She uses her parents for childcare when she's filming nonsense around her house (that most other people have to get on with with kids literally hanging around their ankles), so why not use that childcare to actually then use your time for good. (She could even be posting about it whilst in her parents' home illegally if she's just careful to use the 'create' story or an old photo!). I am not Vicky Pattison's biggest fan (even less so after she decided to take her followers into an MLM), but last lockdown, her influence meant she was able to make sure that some of the elderly in her area had food (not necessarily best diet but it was something) when other arseholes were out there clearing the shelves. Even once the panic buying died down, it meant these vulnerable members of her community weren't going out and putting themselves at risk due to sheer desperation. She could be using her platform and influence to make sure older people are fed, young mums have the cleaning products they need to keep their homes safe, multiple charities by now could have benefitted, etc. There are far more people struggling to get the basics due to fear of leaving home, carers being pulled to other responsibilities and the ongoing job loss and furlough. I don't expect her to solve the problems on a huge scale and I don't expect her to be able to do everything for everyone, but a start could have been encouraging her own 'fans' to follow the rules/laws and to actually use her influence (and the responsibility that comes with that!) to have had at least some positive impact throughout all of this. If she was a single mum with a new baby, maybe I wouldn't have this expectation, but she has a stay at home husband, parents providing childcare to a toddler as and when it suits her and clearly has more than enough ability to be sending out emails asking companies to help support her as Vicky did (I wouldn't have necessarily needed to see her packing boxes herself but she could have had a lot of pull with companies! Hell, some of the companies she was more than happy to accept freebies and the likes from she could have asked for donations in lieu for such a project instead in exchange for a mention!)
She uses her parents for childcare when she's filming nonsense around her house (that most other people have to get on with with kids literally hanging around their ankles), so why not use that childcare to actually then use your time for good. (She could even be posting about it whilst in her parents' home illegally if she's just careful to use the 'create' story or an old photo!). I am not Vicky Pattison's biggest fan (even less so after she decided to take her followers into an MLM), but last lockdown, her influence meant she was able to make sure that some of the elderly in her area had food (not necessarily best diet but it was something) when other arseholes were out there clearing the shelves. Even once the panic buying died down, it meant these vulnerable members of her community weren't going out and putting themselves at risk due to sheer desperation. She could be using her platform and influence to make sure older people are fed, young mums have the cleaning products they need to keep their homes safe, multiple charities by now could have benefitted, etc. There are far more people struggling to get the basics due to fear of leaving home, carers being pulled to other responsibilities and the ongoing job loss and furlough. I don't expect her to solve the problems on a huge scale and I don't expect her to be able to do everything for everyone, but a start could have been encouraging her own 'fans' to follow the rules/laws and to actually use her influence (and the responsibility that comes with that!) to have had at least some positive impact throughout all of this. If she was a single mum with a new baby, maybe I wouldn't have this expectation, but she has a stay at home husband, parents providing childcare to a toddler as and when it suits her and clearly has more than enough ability to be sending out emails asking companies to help support her as Vicky did (I wouldn't have necessarily needed to see her packing boxes herself but she could have had a lot of pull with companies! Hell, some of the companies she was more than happy to accept freebies and the likes from she could have asked for donations in lieu for such a project instead in exchange for a mention!)
Poor Nigel ain’t returning in Jan. He’s been signed off with exhaustion from all Shadys emails!I predict:
- Henry being told to go on a diet by the vettttttt who is a trolllllll
- Ronnie getting packed off to nursery because she can't cope
- House move, but I really hope I'm wrong on this one, because I don't want to watch her compare 50 shades of grey (settle down Inch, not tonight)
- Jamie adding to his collection of resistance bands
- the pergoooola falling in (okay, getting wishful now, but anyway)
- A ridiculous over the top pregnancy announcement, with the usual crappy music, and then we'll have to suffer through the months of her being off her rocker on hormones as well as her usual nonsense
- @shadyessex33 finally breaking poor Nigel at the ASA and getting him to join us here
Bring on 2021, nusty trolls!
*Deep sigh* I've had to come on for a wee rant. I can take a lot of things in my stride but I have to let this out to someone before I cry or scream. I work in a supermarket which probably says it all but today I have really struggled due to rude customers and a bully of a manager. I work on a meat and fish counter and today whilst I was cutting a steak earlier this afternoon, a customer remarked, "My knives at home are probably sharper than yours and you've cut one steak thinner than the other, I should have just cut it myself at home!" I just glared at her yet the temptation to say something was too much. I know we're supposed to remain professional at all times, especially in challenging situations, however we're only human at the end of the day and if someone is going to be rude to me for no reason I'm not going to stand for it.
I had already warned her that the steak was going to be tricky to cut!
At the end of the day I just laugh at the pettiness of it all, there are literally thousands of people dying and you're complaining about a steak, get a life! On top of that the bully manager overheard me and my colleagues discussing the rude customer and he came out with, "discussing it on the shopfloor is unprofessional!" Sadly not many of the managers in our shop have our backs when it comes to rude customers so we're expected to kiss their backsides and just put up with the abuse!! People in retail really aren't paid enough for half the crap they have to put up with! I don't really know what to do because I work so hard in my job, I take great pride in it and the majority of customers love me as I'm kind and helpful but I rarely receive thanks or appreciation from management for my efforts. I feel like my lazy colleagues get all the credit whilst the hard workers get nothing. I know all retail is basically the same but the company I work for is a high end supermarket that prides itself on how it looks after it's staff. What a joke!
Sorry, I just had to vent to someone as my partner is never really that interested and that's the other thing - I need this job sadly as he lost his back in June! Next year I must look for a new job, I deserve better. I tried to keep this short but once I start ranting that's it!
I had already warned her that the steak was going to be tricky to cut!
At the end of the day I just laugh at the pettiness of it all, there are literally thousands of people dying and you're complaining about a steak, get a life! On top of that the bully manager overheard me and my colleagues discussing the rude customer and he came out with, "discussing it on the shopfloor is unprofessional!" Sadly not many of the managers in our shop have our backs when it comes to rude customers so we're expected to kiss their backsides and just put up with the abuse!! People in retail really aren't paid enough for half the crap they have to put up with! I don't really know what to do because I work so hard in my job, I take great pride in it and the majority of customers love me as I'm kind and helpful but I rarely receive thanks or appreciation from management for my efforts. I feel like my lazy colleagues get all the credit whilst the hard workers get nothing. I know all retail is basically the same but the company I work for is a high end supermarket that prides itself on how it looks after it's staff. What a joke! Sorry, I just had to vent to someone as my partner is never really that interested and that's the other thing - I need this job sadly as he lost his back in June! Next year I must look for a new job, I deserve better. I tried to keep this short but once I start ranting that's it!
I imagine when she moves she’ll want one of those blue signs outside, like Shakespeare has on his houseWhen she put the H in brick on her house, saying she would never be moving. It’s not Buckingham Palace, it’s in the middle of a bleeping housing estate. I’d say her neighbours despise her
@Suebigfatsue87 when did I realise Hinch was a twit? When every story she posted had "guyyyzzz I've just had anuvver ebayer come fru" and I started to realise she was rapidly becoming an online shopping channel. Fast forward a few months and she's changed beyond all recognition from a funny, quirky woman from Essex into a vapid, lying, duplicitous twit.
@HulaHannah can I ask what an MLM is? I'm just learning! All the vest xx
@HulaHannah can I ask what an MLM is? I'm just learning! All the vest xx
It was a gradual thing for me, I used to come home from work absolutely bolloxed and see her tip her freebies out, all her gifted stuff, and her saying how much she larrvvved her latest ebay tat. She just irritates the duck out of me...
Minor mention for ‘Action for Children Fran’Thanks @mammaof3
From previous thread, some characters (real and imagined). There must be more. So far we have:
Laura with the big kitchen
Becky with the big wardrobe
Maxine the superfan letter writer (Sopha)
Dear old Nigel from ASA
editing to add:
Joanne from Pampers
? From Pinkstuff
did the imaginary nurse who offered shopping have a name?
I hate Hinch even more now I can buy any bleeping Oven Pride!!! Three shops and no bleeping Oven Pride. The bleeping cleaning aisle of full of her bleeping sheep bulk buying bleeping pink stuff and Fabulosa and clearly Oven Pride!!!
sorry - rant over. It gets my bleeping goat that I just want to clean my bleeping oven!!!
sorry - rant over. It gets my bleeping goat that I just want to clean my bleeping oven!!!
whats the story about trace being in the loft?Not my dining room table though
I always see it mentioned, but ain’t got a clue Poor response from a children’s charity, they don’t think there’s any safeguarding concerns with someone posting their toddler in the bath to 4million strangers. All the vest action for children, they clearly do not have kids safety at heart so I will go out of my way to mention this about them should anyone say they are considering donating to them!
Similar! For me it was coming back from work (I work in the nhs) then seeing this vapid idiot clapping for us after she’d spent the day doing absolutely nothing and getting paid an average band 5 salary for a year in one day!
We might not like her but who can deny what she has done is genius?
She can't clean,sew,cook.She's no good at crafts,humour or even speaking.
She has launched 4 pointless books,2 being so far removed from the truth,a blank note book,and a child's compendium.
She's lied,cheated and deceived throughout her "career".
She's misrepresented herself.How did it happen??
I'm taking note of all the back stories on here and with your permission you will all feature in my novel,I'll obvs use your porn names so not to embarass you.
She can't clean,sew,cook.She's no good at crafts,humour or even speaking.
She has launched 4 pointless books,2 being so far removed from the truth,a blank note book,and a child's compendium.
She's lied,cheated and deceived throughout her "career".
She's misrepresented herself.How did it happen??
I'm taking note of all the back stories on here and with your permission you will all feature in my novel,I'll obvs use your porn names so not to embarass you.
Jeez, this is from her 1st thread, page 2.
Mixing products, Why?
I realise it's before she became famous' but it's still relevant, her sheep are so impressionable.
A mum was rushed to hospital after being poisoned by a toxic combination of cleaning products.
However, she ended up with chlorine gas poisoning from the mixture of bleach, Dettol, concentrated disinfectant Zoflora, and hot water.
Aug. 2017
metro.co.uk
Mixing products, Why?
I realise it's before she became famous' but it's still relevant, her sheep are so impressionable.
A mum was rushed to hospital after being poisoned by a toxic combination of cleaning products.
However, she ended up with chlorine gas poisoning from the mixture of bleach, Dettol, concentrated disinfectant Zoflora, and hot water.
Aug. 2017
Mum almost died of chlorine poisoning from products she used to mop floor
Charley was rushed to hospital after suffering chest pains while mopping
metro.co.uk
She went off radar for ages, someone (not sure which tattle bastard) suggested she was in the loft. She was up there creating a memory corner! If my memory serves me right?whats the story about trace being in the loft?
Sorry to hear about your crappy day. Working in retail is no picnic, and we would be lost without you. Those skills you have developed by not rising to the bait with rude customers and unappreciative managers will be valued in other jobs, so hopefully you can find something where you are valued in 2021*Deep sigh* I've had to come on for a wee rant. I can take a lot of things in my stride but I have to let this out to someone before I cry or scream. I work in a supermarket which probably says it all but today I have really struggled due to rude customers and a bully of a manager. I work on a meat and fish counter and today whilst I was cutting a steak earlier this afternoon, a customer remarked, "My knives at home are probably sharper than yours and you've cut one steak thinner than the other, I should have just cut it myself at home!" I just glared at her yet the temptation to say something was too much. I know we're supposed to remain professional at all times, especially in challenging situations, however we're only human at the end of the day and if someone is going to be rude to me for no reason I'm not going to stand for it.
I had already warned her that the steak was going to be tricky to cut!
Sorry, I just had to vent to someone as my partner is never really that interested and that's the other thing - I need this job sadly as he lost his back in June! Next year I must look for a new job, I deserve better. I tried to keep this short but once I start ranting that's it!
I believe it was MimiThanks @mammaof3
From previous thread, some characters (real and imagined). There must be more. So far we have:
Laura with the big kitchen
Becky with the big wardrobe
Maxine the superfan letter writer (Sopha)
Dear old Nigel from ASA
editing to add:
Joanne from Pampers
? From Pinkstuff
did the imaginary nurse who offered shopping have a name?
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