My latest bugbear is when she signs off “me and our boys” J-Diddy, Rondiddledumpling and the walking mountain are not our boys you twit, just opening up for one of you’re deranged disciples to take the kid!
But, then again if they are our boys then we have some say? If so -
Jamie, go up a bloody dress size, and dress your age! You’re in your 40s not your teens, and can see your mini hinch waaaaay too much.
Ronnie, you do not have to perform for your mum, you can tell her no.
Henry, duck off you mardy bastard. I’m a huge animal lover but you get right on my tits. Oh, and have a salad!
But, then again if they are our boys then we have some say? If so -
Jamie, go up a bloody dress size, and dress your age! You’re in your 40s not your teens, and can see your mini hinch waaaaay too much.
Ronnie, you do not have to perform for your mum, you can tell her no.
Henry, duck off you mardy bastard. I’m a huge animal lover but you get right on my tits. Oh, and have a salad!